Honestly, its just by coincidence that the artist is called shiki. O.o though I’m a pretty big fan of her. Amazing when you think she’s still in high school.

Most of her posts are originals and although she does a lot of girls, thank god that she draws hot guys as well. *゜▽゜*

Ao no Exorcist. … I would have thought that AoEx would be my fav anime of 2011 but then … … I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING!  Shame there isn’t enough original material to follow. (honestly what was the point of that swordmaker (?) anime original chara). Though surprisingly my fav series this year was Tiger & Bunny. Origami Cyclone is awesome. And he’s voiced by Okamoto Nobuhiko like Rin.

Fate/Zero = Waver. … The true heroine of Fate.

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Red or Green or N? Who’s your fav?

whatever she does is nice (＠＾▽＾＠)

Her pixiv profile has many more !!

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Sandeian: As you can see, we haven’t really been posting anything recently but that’s mainly because of the workload that both of us have =.=. I’ve been meaning to post a game review soon but then considering how frequently there are new PSP otome games,I never manage to suppress myself from putting one game on hiatus to check out another. orz. For those interested, the games I’ve started but not got through (or the blogging), Uta Prince fandisks (planning to post before the sequel), Asaki Yumemishi, Beyond the Future, Storm Lover Natsukoi etc. T.T

Alternative Titles: 

Company: QuinRose

Release Date: 26.05.11

Official Site:http://quinrose.com

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Platform: PSP, phone

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, historical,

Plot Summary: After playing Nise no Chigiri, I’m all up for historical games so when I saw this I went:MOAR SENGOKU BASARA JIDAI??  SO THERE XD

…Sadly this is nowhere near as good as Nise no Chigiri but more abt that later.  It’s dem Sengoku times in JP atm and our heroine’s papa suddenly breaks his spleen or summin and can’t do shit in the war.  Seeing as she’s a princess, it’s her duty or some shit to go and do her part in the wars so her dad tells her to gtfo and go seduce the main players in the wars (lolol not really he jus sent her out to see which side they should follow) and so, along with her faithful bitch KOJIROU, Hana goes around the world in 80 days to find these hot sexy manbeasts.

Date Masamune

YEAH PUT YOUR GUNS ON BITCHES!!  lol I instantly went for Date cuz he was too awesome in Sengoku Basara.  In IzaKoi, he’s not some badass who rides the world on his motorcycle horses brandishing his 6 swords but is instead a womanising ahole who can’t stop passing himself around like the village bicycle (hurhur geddit?  errone gets a ride).    Ofc there’s more to him than an out of control cum loaded cock n aside from being a manwhoring dickhole, he’s a cool guy, flamboyant and straightforward who takes everything in stride.  Part of the East Troops.

Hana’s at a loss as to wot she’s supposed to do so Kojirou first tells her about the main dudes in the war.  She hears abt Date and is immediately intrigued by his infamous badassery so decides to check him out first.

However, when Hana gets to his part of town, the first thing she sees is a bunch of cheap hookers throwing themselves onto Date and Kojirou’s all “R RATED NO LOOKIE” but before they can leave, Date catches sight of Hana.  Hana’s like “OH SHIT’ and yeah indeed it’s no shit for her cuz Date starts racing towards her like a fucking dog in heat and starts slathering all over her.  She’s all “HAWAWAWAWA” while Date proclaims he’s fallen for her at first sight lmao and refuses to let go of her till she’s agreed to go back to his place wit him hurhur but Hana flips n screams at the guy to GTFO.  This only turns Date on n he goes all “MM MMM FEISTY I LIKE SDFASDFF” till Kojirou steps in and tells Date to stop harassing his princess.

Anyway, Date’s bitch, KoJUUrou comes along to yank Date away back to work so Hana’s virginity is left intact…for now xD  Kojirou and Hana decide to assess Date’s skillz and powah in the wars to come so they figure they needa infiltrate Date’s castle to check him out.  Well easy enough cuz Date’s smitten with Hana so he keeps kidnapping her and taking her around his town, buying her presents n shit blablabla. In the end, he invites her and Kojirou to stay at his condo.

Date continues to pursue Hana, making her good shit breakfast , taking her out to see the view and watchin the moon with her and before long, Hana finds herself falling for the guy despite Kojirou’s warnings that Date’s only playing her and he’ll toss her away once he’s bored.

Rmbing this, Hana’s afraid to let herself become honest with Date who’s like “WHY SO SRS” so she tells him that she’s heard he’s a playah n shit.  Exasperated, Date explains that it isn’t as though he’s actively sleeping around or anything, it’s jus that WOMEN. CAN’T. RESIST. HIM as he puts it: “it’s like telling butterflies to stay away from a flower – it’s impossible, I’m jus too sexy” hurhur Date xD  He tells Hana not to believe wot others say and to see for herself and that he’s always been lonely.  Hana in turn, tells him that she’s here for him and they start making out under the moon lol.

Date then finds out that Hana is actually a princess and asks wtf she’s doing here.  Hana confesses that she’s here to check out who to join for the war or some shit like that and has decided that she’s gona join Date and Date pledges his loyalty to her sick father.

However, Hana still feels afraid that Date’s gna break her heart and now that her mission’s done, she decides to run the fuck home.  Date obv catches her in the act and is all “WHY THE FUT U DO THAT??” raging till Hana tearfully replies “…I’m afraid of falling more in love with uuuuu T.T” so Date grabs her and tells her to stay with him.

GOOD END

Moment interrupted when KoJUUrou pops in and Date has to go fight dem wars.  He comes back some days after unharmed, a total BAU5 for kicking total ASS in the war and promptly rides off with Hana and proposes to her on top of a hill.

Hana’s overjoyed but KoJUUrou tells her that marrying her would do Date’s family no good, she’s not of a high enough stature blabla political marriage shit so he advises Hana to decline Date’s proposal for his sake.

So…Hana decides to run the fuck away AGAIN but obv Date finds her and he’s all rapey with her till she tells him why she ran and Date’s like “WOMAN I SED I LOVE U SO JUS STFU N MARRY ME” and they roll around in the hills for a bit hurhur ;)

Anyway FINALLY Hana makes up her fuckin mind and decides to marry Date yay :D

Lolol then we get some scenes of Date getting horny in bed for their first night together where the guy confesses that he felt like he was a cherry boy again with Hana and wants to ravish her 24/7 n shit lmao THE END

NORMAL END

Masamune and Hana confess their love for each other and Masamune thinks it’s all good btwn em but when he goes to war, Hana pulls the same shit stunt again and runs the fuck back home.  After the war, KouJUUrou goes to Hana’s place and is all “WHY THE FUT U RUN” while Kojirou rages back cuz there’s been rumours of Date taking a another wife.  Date then shows up but before he can take Hana back, KoJUUrou drags his ass back home but Date promises he’ll be back for Hana.

Several months later, Date finally finishes his war shit or woteva and promptly demands to meet Hana’s dad to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage lol.  And so…the two get married and live happily ever after.

SAD END

When Date returns from the war, Hana’s all happy to see him but then she finds out that he’s now engaged to some other bimbo hoe now WUUUUT o.O  Hana’s heartbroken but understands that Date had to do this for the country, political marriages blablabla and Date comes to apologise but seeing her makes his dong hard and he realises that IF IT’S NOT HANA HE CAN’T GET IT UP!!!

So, he takes Hana and runs away from all this shit and decides to take her somewhere faraway, jus the two of em.  All’s fine and dandy till Date realises that Hana’s jus playing along and trickin him – before he kidnapped her away, KoJUUrou gave her some sedatives cuz he knew Date wud try to run away with her and Hana knows that she can’t let Date ditch his country like that.  Kojirou comes to take Hana home and blocks the path so Date can’t follow em.

In the end, the two live their lives out separately.  In an extra scenario, Date knocks Hana up and she dreams of their child growing up with Date feeding the kid.

Ishida Mitsunari

Leader of dem West troops under NOBUNAGA.  Is very capable and is serious as fuck but not a bad guy lol.  At a glance, he reminded me a tad of Saitou from Hakuouki but is actually pretty diff in the sense that Mitsunari’s prouder and sometimes turns into a dere dere bumbling idiot xD

Hana and Koijirou immediately get captured on grounds of being “suspicious” and they are taken to Mitsunari’s condo.  There, Hana freaks the shit outta Mitsunari by ogling at the poor guy cuz of his “BEEYOOTEEFO AIZ”.  He interrogates her to no end and when she can’t tell him where she’s from (to keep conceal her identity of being a princess), Mitsunari decides to keep her under surveillance just in case.  Mitsunari’s obviously a very nice guy cuz he gives Hana one of the best rooms and feeds her the same food he eats lol =w=

Next day, Mitsunari questions Hana again and figures out that Hana is of high birth cuz she’s too dumb to try to feign stupidity and shows that she can write and stuff – Hana, u’d fail as a spy big time xD.  Anyway Hana soon starts ogling Mitsunari again who’s like “…be honest. You were checking me out again weren’t you?” and when Hana’s like “YEAH BB <3″, Mitsunari throws one of dem “B-BAKA” tsundere fits lololol xD

Hana starts helping around the condo doing chores and ends up making food for Mitsunari.  Mitsunari starts warming up to her and when Hana confesses who she really is, he tells her dwbi cuz she can stay here as long as she likes for her ‘mission’ ;)

Later on, Hana then brings tea for Mitsunari but turns out NOBUNAGA’s in the room too.  Mitsunari starts flipping out at Hana for being here, Nobunaga starts hitting on her and bewildered, Hana just gtfos, wondering wot she did wrong.  She apologises to Mitsunari anyway and he tells her he was ragey cuz Hana’s beautiful and Nobunaga could’ve ‘TAKEN HER’ hurhurhur and Mitsunari no want that xD

That night, dem Eastern Army dudes come to attack em and Hana is forced to flee with Mitsunari to some hideout.  There, Mitsunari’s super worried abt his condo and feels guilty for dragging Hana into his shit so he sneaks off and runs back to his condo without her but Hana jus tears after him and is all “WHY U LEAVE ME?? T.T” when she finds him.  Mitsunari hugs her and promises to never leave her again and turns out his condo is completely alright.

Hana then catches sight of Mitsunari playing with his pet kitten (loool so manly xD) and being all sugar daddy with it n wonders why he called it HANA.  Mitsunari gets all fumbly bumbly and mumbles that he named it after her so he wouldn’t be lonely once Hana (human ver) finishes her mission and goes home D’AAAAW XD  Hana’s like “…but you promised we’d be together forever?” and there, Mitsunari proposes to Hana and wants to take her as his wife after the wars

YEAH WUT SO FAST??  lol ok nvm this game obviously doesn’t show much romantic development haha so anyway, Mitsunari asks if he can snog Hana and we then get a smoochey scene complete with kissy sounds from Mitsunari HURHURHUR XD

Blablabla war shit and the Western Army wins.  Mitsunari comes back to take Hana as his wife and unbeknownst to her, has also invited her parents over and they get married =w=

lolol they two get totally wasted that night and in the morn, are horribly mortified at wot they’ve done that night in bed teehee, summin like that and in comes Nobunaga to make fun of Mitsunari’s presumably non existent sex skills or summin lmao xD  And so, the two live happily ever after haha

NORMAL END

The war doesn’t go as easily as Mitsunari wants it so and he tells Hana that she has to go home cuz his condo ain’t safe atm.  Hana goes but at her place it ain’t safe either cuz they get attacked by some thieves or  summin.  Mitsunari shows up and saves Hana and idk wot happens lol, one mo they’re all “I MISSED U T.T” and the next, Mitsunari’s chilling in the woods with Hana and then they’re snogging while heading home.  Um…wut?

SAD END

The West Troops are losing the war so Mitsunari’s forced to flee with Hana.  The two of em live out their lives in a hobo village, changing their hideouts regularly.  One day when they’re moving out, it starts pouring and the two kip out in some shack from the rain.  There, the two take off their wet clothes hurhur and Mitsunari is all O//.///O HAA HAA at Hana while she changes lololol

The next morn, the Eastern troops barge into their little shack and arrest Mitsunari.  Mitsunari denies knwoing Hana to save her and he’s taken captive, to be executed some days after.  Hana tries to save Mitsunari but dat proves futile so she’s only able to see him once more in his cell before he’s killed off.

Like with Date, Mitsunari’s extra scenario has him knocking Hana up and chasing their son around like some mad pedophile lmao xD

Kobayakawa Hideaki

Part of the Western Army.  He’s the shota looking dude of the bunch, kindly and polite but has a sharp tongue and is actually pretty jaded underneath his smiley exterior and doesn’t trust anyone.  Lol has bipolar tendencies though becomes like a spoilt child later after he warms up to Hana.

Hana follows Hideaki and chills at his place.  Hideaki straight up tells Hana that he knows she’s a princess and it’s a pain in the ass for him if she runs off and gets hurt so if she’s staying with him, STAY PUT in his condo.  Mitsunari drops by his house later and Hana thinks the two are bff till Hideaki reveals that he actually hates the guy cuz they’re too much alike; they both don’t trust ppl so seeing Mitsunari pisses him off.  Hideaki gets all hot and bothered over this so Hana holds his hand till he calms the fuck down lol.

After this, Hideaki decides to take Hana out to town but he gets attacked and Hana takes the hit for him.  He totally flips and spends the next few days taking care of Hana and when she’s better, she makes him some food as thanks where he gets all jelly asking whether she does this for all the other dudes lolol.

The nxt day, Hana and Kojirou walk in on Hideaki talking to someone of the EASTERN ARMY, some dude called MITSUHIDE.  Mitsuhide walks pas em, molests Hana’s face and Hideaki charges over to disinfect lolol.  Kojirou’s like ”WTF U GNA BETRAY WESTERN ARMY” and Hideaki’s jus like “eh sure why not” *shrugs*.  Kojirou’s pissed and wants to take Hana back home away from thsi traitorous scum but Hana wants to persuade Hideaki and tells Kojirou to head home himself.

While she’s packing Kojirou’s stuff for him, Hideaki walks in and goes berserk cuz he thinks Hana’s gna leave him like errone else.  Hana tells him he’s with him always so sheesh stop screaming already and Hideaki grabs Hana and won’t let her go lmao like some 5 yr old clingy brat.  She begs him to not betray the Western Army cuz that’d also mean betraying his Western Army friend Mitsunari.

Kojirou then forces Hideaki to fight him to prove that the latter is srs abt Hana.  Blablabla Hideaki passes the test and Kojirou leaves Hana in his hands.  That night, Hana gets attacked by Mitsuhide’s ninjas but badass Hideaki busts in to save her lol and that’s when he decides not to betray the Western Army: he dint care before cuz he dint rly care abt his life n shit but now he wants to protect Hana and doesn’t want to betray Mitsunari.

GOOD END

Blablabla big war battle and Hideaki wins.  He comes back and takes Hana as his wife and all ends well with the two of em getting all rowdy giving each other hickeys n shit lolol =w=

Anyway, Hana gets preggers and gives birth to a girl.  She’s sorry she dint give Hideaki a son (cuz u kno, sons > daughters archaic shit) but Hideaki doesnt care cuz he’s a lolicon hurhur but he wants to make more babies with Hana cuz they b so cute ;)

NORMAL END

Lol i dint really understand this route and wot I got was that Hideaki lost his balls and couldn’t make up his goddamned mind abt joining the West or the East.  The war ends anyway but not with a complete victory for the Western dudes and Hideaki keeps getting attacked by the Eastern Army.

In the end, Hana has to go home or summin cuz Hideaki’s too weak to protect her but the guy keeps training shounen manga style and sticks around with Hana

BAD END

The Western Army threatens to kill Hana if Hideaki doesn’t join him so the guy has no choice but to betray the East.  His betrayal leads the Western Army to victory but has dire consequences for him; when he comes home, errone’s hating on him, he’s destroyed Mitsunari and from then on, Hideaki’s health rapidly deteriorates to the point that he becomes bedridden. All this time, Hana stays with him and before he dies, he tells Hana she’s beautiful and thanks her for being by his side.

Oda Nobunaga

BAU5 of the Western Army of sorts.  He’s proud, majestic and is a total baller, struts his stuff with all da swag in the world and if he decides to take u to bed with him, he sure as hell WILL. GET. IN. UR. PANTS…so don’t bother resisting, Hana lololol.

Hearing rumours that Nobunaga is still alive, Hana decides to head to Mitsunari’s to see if he’s really alive.  At the entrance of Mitsunari’s condo, they bump into Nobunaga who immediately decides that he’s gona do Hana so he lifts her up onto his horse and takes em inside.  Mitsunari’s pissed that Nobunaga brought in some random hoe and her swordsman bodyguard lolol but Nobunaga sez it’s k and tells Hana to stay ere.

That night, Nobunaga barges into Hana’s room to have fun time wit her huhur.  Hana’s like WTF GTFO U RAPIST PERVERT and Nobunaga wud’ve sexed her up right there n then cuz her feisty hard to get approach is reaaaallly giving him a painfully huge bonerr lmao but he decides to leave her alone …fo tonite – “BUT IMA GET YOOOUZ TOMOLO NAIGHT BB >;D”

Hana’s scared shitless but Kojirou promises to “protect her virginity” haha and tells Hana that Nobunaga’s famous for taking in young maidens, sleeping wit em fo a nite n them tossing em out.  Hana waits in her room at night, fretting over when Nobunaga’s gna cme in and rape her till she can’t take it no more and decides to go to him herself.  Nobunaga’s thoroughly amused by her guts but before he can do anything, Hana proposes that they have some Hikaru no Go fun lol – if she wins, she’ll go back to her room, virginity intact and if she loses, Nobunaga can do as he pleases ;)  In the end, Nobunaga wins but Hana’s entertained him well so he decides to to let her go and keep her around to talk to.

Hana bumps into Mitsunari the next day, who’s like “WTF R U STILL DOING ERE o.O” and is amazed that Nobunaga’s kept a woman for more than a night.  Nobunaga immediately gets all jelly that Hana’s talking to Mitsunari but he cheers up when Hana tells him that Nobunaga’s like, WAAAAY COOLER like totally!!!  Nobunaga gives Hana a rosario and gets her to kip on his lap cuz tonite he won’t be letting her sleep HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHRUHRUH

Anywaaaaay...Kojirou figures that Nobunaga’s becoming too attached to Hana and that they btr gtfo quick before the guy loses control of his playboy dick and jumps Hana so they plan to leave quick.  Hana asks wot Nobunaga wud do if she left and Nobunaga’s jus like “tch i’d bring u back no matter wot, silly =w=”

Woteva Hana runs anyway n they get bak to her country.  However, turns out Nobunaga’s been tailing her the whole time and wud’ve dragged her bak from the start but he cud see that Hana was homesick and he also wanted to see where the heck she’s from.  Nohbunaga drags Hana back and rages that she betrayed his trust n shit so Hana gives herself up to his wrath as long as the dude doesn’t touch her country or Kojirou.  She thinks Nobunaga’s gna kill her but instead, he jus puts his claim on her, that she’s his now and her country’s now to follow him too.

That night, he visits her room to rape the bejeezus outta her but Nobunaga backs off when he sees Hana is all -_- abt it lol.  He continues being angry and shit till he later takes her out on a walk and there, declares that he’s gna take her as his wife after the wars to join their lands together.  Hana’s like “kay woteva” which annoys Nobunaga cuz she’s supposed to hate him and all but Hana jus replies that she wants to apologise or betraying Nobunaga and to save her her country.  So finally, Nobunaga confesses that he loves Hana and Hana tells him its mutual and she’ll nvr run n they kip together =w=

During the wars, Hana gets kidnapped by an Eastern Army guy called MITSUHIDE.  Nobunaga tears after Hana and Mitsuhide’s amazed the guy would go so far for a woman.  He uses Hana as a human meat shield so Nobunaga makes a deal wit him that if he lets Hana go, he’ll let Mitsuhide run away.  Cos Nobunaga gets Hana back and before Mitsuhide leaves, he apologises to Hana for kidnapping her.

BLablabla they head back, Western Army wins.  Nobunaga gets Hana a western wedding dress but then right before the wedding, he sees her in it and gets all horny so um the dress gets ripped n shit lololol n Hana goes back into normal jp wedding garb.  They then get into an onsen together and start getting all horny on each other hurhur.

Then we get a scene where it’s a couple of days after Hana’s married to Nobunaga and she’s suddenly fallen in and has to stay in bed.  Kojirou comes in to see her and when Hana tries to speak, he tells her not to push herself cuz the maids told him that she’s caught a horrible cold and has lost her voice.  I loled so hard when Mitsunari then comes in and gives his condolences for Hana’s “strenuous activities at night with Nobunaga” lololol which is why she’s lost her voice now and Kojirou’s jus like “WTF HAVE SOME TACT MAN” lolololol oh god Nobunaga xD

Later on, Hana gets sick and starts throwing up errwhere and Nobunaga’s shit worried and calls for a doctor.  Ofc, we all know wot this means and yup, turns out Hana’s preggers now =w=  too bad we don’t get to see their kid lol

NORMAL END

Kojirou saves Hana from Mitsuhide where they both run the fuck away but are almost taken by Masamune.  Nobunaga shows up and saves Hana but then Masamune wins the war and is made BAU5 of jp or summin.  Lol who the fuck cares cuz Nobunaga has Hana and she him so the two get married.

SAD END

Nobunaga saves Hana from Mitsuhide but the latter continues to search for em.  They kip in some abandoned shack, promising to marry each other and stuff but soon, Masamune catches up to em and demands the death of Nobunaga and the capture of Hana.  Hana and Nobunaga decide to commit suicide together by bungee jumping off a cliff without the bungee cord lolol but at the las moment, Nobunaga saves Hana, gives her to Masamune and jumps off himself.

In the end, Hana goes back to her house with Kojirou.  She still loves Nobunaga and dreams of him err night but Kojirou tells her no matter how much Hana thinks of Nobunaga, ultimately it is him who’s gna be by her side protecting her omg poor Kojirou T.T

Hattori Hanzou

Smiley ninja dude who’s part of the Eastern Army…for now xD  He’s the happy go lucky jokey kinda guy, messes around a lot and doesn’t really give  2 rasengans about which side he’s on as long as they pay him enough to keep his stomach full lol.  Hanzou’s also old acquaintances with Kojirou but whereas Hanzou acts pretty bro, Kojirou’s all “oh fuckin hell gtfo plzzzzz ==***” abt him xD

Hana and Kojirou ‘bump’ into Hanzou who’s all LONG TIME NO SEE with Kojirou and shiet.  After demonstrating his knowledge abt errthing in dem Sengoku shitz, Hana decides to take him up on his offer and have Hanzou take her arnd to check out the East and West.  Kojirou ofc ain’t happy with this and believes that Hanzou has ulterior motives but too bad he’s Hana’s bitch so stfu lol

Anyway Hanzou takes Hana to his bau5 MITSUHIDE to check shit out.  When Hanzou disappears at night, Hana asks Kojirou sup with him and Kojirou reminds our dumb heroine that Hanzou is a fuckin ninja so the guys off killinz n shit.  He warns Hana to stay away from Hanzou cuz he’s dangerous but lol almost as if to troll Kojirou, Hana rushes to find Hanzou the mo the guy comes back.

Hanzou’s all bloody from his assassination and tries to leave cuz he doesn’t wana show and dirty Hana but Hana clings on and pities the dude for being trapped in his shinobi life n stuff.  Hanzou tells Hana to gtfo if she’s decided who to follow and Hana has chosen the Eastern Army but refuses to leave cuz she’s magically fallen in love with Hanzou in like one fuckin day lolol so she wants to stay with him.  Hanzou’s all “GTFO I CUD KILL U” etc but blablabla he gives in like omfg this game has no character development wtf this is so retarded i dont fucking care anymore xD

Hanzou’s soon sent out on another mission but he pledges his love to Hana before going and promises to take her around the world in 80 days once he comes home.

GOOD END

 However, that night, Hana’s kidnapped by Hanzou’s boss MITSUHIDE and when Hanzou races back to save Hana, Mitsuhide tells Hanzou not to forget who he works for and that Hana is making him too sentient to be a ninja.  Anyway, he threatens to kill Hana if Hanzou doesn’t lead the Eastern Army to victory.

So Hanzou sets off to do just that while Hana’s locked up by Mitsuhide.  BLablabla Hanzou wins in the end and Hana’s freed but Hanzou’s still bound to Mitsuhide from the shinobi oath he swore to the guy.  He can’t run off with Hana but promises he’ll visit regularly.

Hana returns home and it’s been months since she’s seen Hanzou.  She knows she can’t keep rejecting marriage proposals from other fams so she finally accepts one but then Hanzou suddenly comes back lolol. Hana’s all “oh shit im engaged now” but Hanzou’s jus like “I know :D” abt it so Hana rages and screams at the guy to gtfo.  She bawls her eyes out that night till next morn when she has to meet her fiance who turns out to be…HANZOU TROLOLOLOLOLOL XD

Turns out Kojirou told him abt the endless proposals n shiet for Hana so Hanzou has been working his ass off trying to somehow wed Hana haha so Hana agrees and the two get married :)

Lol the next morn after their wedding, Hanzou spars with Kojirou n summin n gets all hurt.  Hana treats his ‘life threatening wounds’ n asks wot wud make him feel btr or summin n Hanzou’s like“HURHURHUR AFTERNOON SEX NOW” so the two get busy haha xD

…aaand that afternoon sex leads to them having a bb ;)

NORMAL END

Hana’s locked up by Mitsuhide again and the guy tells Hanzou to win the war.  Blablabla Hanzou does and asks Hana to be with him but she refuses or summin cuz she wants Hanzou to be free some shit like that.  Mitsuhide asks wot Hanzou wants in return for winnign the war and Hanzou requests that Mitsuhide release Hana but lol she’s already freed so Hanzou asks for his own freedom.  yakyakyak he carries Hana away and the two live happily ever after

SAD END

Hanzou chooses freedom over Hana LOL.

Akechi Mitsuhide

yeaaah the “main villain” or woteva the other routes make him out to be.  He’s Hanzou’s boss and part of the Eastern Army.  In the other routes, he’s depicted as ruthless and manipulative and in his own route he still is lolol but ofc das not wot he really is and Mitsuhide’s also a cultured badass who knows how to play with guns, make nice tea, sing and write good =w=

Hanzou takes Hana to go see his boss Mitsuhide. While exploring the Akechi house, Hana stumbles upon a scholar dude who’s obv really Mitsuhide but tells Hana that he’s called Shouma.  He’s kind to her and shit but in the end, tells (read: COMMANDS) her to join the Eastern Army and stay with him here.

Soon, Hana catches her Shouma talking to Hanzou and realises that Shouma = Mitsuhide.  Mitsuhide sees her and gets all wall rapey with her and demands to kno how much she heard.  Mitsuhide tells her that he knew wot she was from the start and sent Hanzou to guide her here cuz he’s gna use her family as a pawn to win the wars.

Still, Hana can’t hate the guy cuz Mitsuhide teaches her how to make tea and shoot a gun lol and she can sense that he’s not a horrible rapist or summin underneath.  He reveals that he’s not in the war cuz of revenge or anything but it’s to stop Nobunaga from gaining control of jp – he feels that the guy’s too unrestrained and wild and under his control, jp will fuck up and ppl will die.

Anyway, Kojirou finds out that Mitsuhide plans on getting Hideaki to betray the Western Army to ensure an Eastern Army victory so Hana decides to follow the Eastern Army.  From then on, she and Mitsuhide chill errday till he actually lets down his guard around Hana and she takes this opportunity to stick her dick some candy into his mouth lol.  Being with Hana makes Mitsuhide feels at peace and almost forget about Nobunaga but cos he tells her that he’s a shitfaced demon and that THIS. CANNOT. BE.

Well by now, Hana’s totally head over heels for Mitsuhide and decides to make a flower pressing bkmark for him.  However, Mitsuhide jus tosses it onto the ground and says he doesn’t need it, making Hana bawl her eyes out and run.  To Mitsuhide’s surprise though, Hana still comes to see him and he apologises for being a dickward; he was hoping that it’d make Hana steer clear of him but uh apparently not.  Hana tells him that he doesn’t have to play the role of the demon or anything and almost confesses to him but she suddenly faints.

Turns out Hana’s caught a fever from running around in the mountains looking for flowers for Mitsuhide.  She asks Mitsuhide to hold her hand and when she wakes up a couple days later, Mitsuhide’s still next to her, asleep, and Hana also sees that he kept the bkmark she made him d’aaaw =w=

GOOD END

Later on, Mitsuhide takes Hana out to chill but halfway through, Hanzou comes in to warn Mitsuhide that the Western Army is advancing.  Hana begs Mitsuhide not to go and is about to confess but Mitsuhide beats her to it, confesses first and then kisses her before leaving.

Blablabla Mitsuhide wins the war and comes back to make Hana his wife.  Errone hits on Hana during the wedding day lol and the two then have fun time in bed ;)

3 years later, Hana and Mitsuhide have a son and Hana’s pregnant again =w=

NORMAL END

Hana’s father decides to join the Western Army against Mitsuhide so Mitsuhide sends her packing cuz they now enemies.  Back at home, Nobunaga comes to see Hana to get info on Mitsuhide and wudn’t raped her or summin had Kojirou not step in and spill his shit.  Still, the Eastern Army is winning cuz Mitsuhide’s managed to convince Hideaki to betray the Western Army.

Later on, Nobunaga kidnaps Hana and takes her into the woods where Mitsuhide is and the two of em have some Shaolin Showdown lolol where Nobunaga gets owned and in the end, Mitsuhide and Hana live a humble life together with Mitsuhide as a teacher.

SAD END

Mitsuhide commits suicide when he gets captured by Nobunaga or summin.  Hana finds him holding the bookmark she gave him.

Sasaki Kojirou

OMG FINALLY DOWN TO THE LAST GUY =w= Kojirou’s the super pro swordsman Hana’s dad hired so we get 8 routes full of him and I gotta say, I love this guy lol.  He’s faithful to Hana and protects her no matter wot but at the same time, in no way spoils her and kisses her ass – he’s blunt as hell yet tactful at the same time, is very realistic and is firm but gentle with Hana.  Is sooo cute wen he gets embarrassed xD

When asked who she is most curious about, Hana tells Kojirou that she’s most curious about Kojirou and that she wants to find out more about him lolol resulting in an exasperated/embarrassed Kojirou who tells her to be srs and not eff around.  Hanzou tries to take Hana to Mitsuhide but Kojirou’s too bau5 and Hanzou gtfos.

Anyway, Hana decides to go to Date first and they when she has to sleep in the wild, Kojirou lends her his lap to snooze on.  Some days later, they finally reach Date’s place where the guy immediately hits on Hana and pisses Kojirou off lol.  Hana spends some time with Date, trying to gather info on the Eastern Army but feels lonely without Kojirou around and she tells Kojirou exactly that.  She confesses that being with Kojirou makes her feel protected and at peace, almost as if…Kojirou’s her MOM LOOLOLOLOL way to to go troll Kojirou who’s been busy misunderstanding wot Hana meant lmao and he quickly tells her to never say stuff like that around other rapist men xD

Hana finds out that the Eastern Army has a high chance of winning but decides to go check out the Western Army too.  However, when the two try to leave, they are captured by Hanzou who takes Hana hostage and takes em to Mitsuhide.  Mitsuhide demands Hana’s loyalty to the Eastern Army and locks both her and Kojirou up when Hana refuses.  Kojirou tells Hana a tad abt himself, how he was an orphan, got taken in by a pro swordsman so his sword is all that he’s evr known and is his life.

The two manage to escape at night but hordes of Mitsuhide’s men follow and Kojirou and Hana end up jumping off a cliff and into a river to escape.  Hana wakes up to a balls worried Kojirou who’s also stripped her nekkid to warm her up and immediately starts apologising and proclaiming that he dint rape her xD  Hana thanks Kojirou for saving her before the latter collapses from a wound he got from Mitsuhide’s men.  Hana lets Kojirou kip on her lap, falls asleep herself and Kojirou wakes up and realises that no matter how he tries not to, he’s falling in love with Hana.

The two continue on their way where Kojirou gives Hana a tonbodama (some shiny rock thingy) to decorate her hair with.  As they’re kipping in the wild again, Hana asks if she can sleep on Kojirou’s lap again but to her utmost hurt, he says no and in her attempt to run off before he sees her crying or summin, she almost falls off her horse or summin and when Kojirou saves her, she can’t hold back from hugging him and when Kojirou sees that he’s hurt her, he tells her it’s kay, she can sleep on his lap =w=

GOOD END

Finally, they reach a village but find out that the war’s over lolol and the Eastern Army have won.  Hana flips out cuz she’s worried abt her fam but Kojirou huge her and tells her to chill cuz he’s gna help her find em.  Hana doesn’t get why Kojirou’s still around cuz now that her mission is ovr and that her fam has fallen, there’s nothing in this for Kojirou but he declares that he’s here because he wants to protect Hana till the end and tells her 「嫁に来い、オレが、一生世話を焼いてやる」LOL SO ROMANTIC HAHAHA xD  Hana agrees to become his wife and they head to Hana’s old home.

They find Date there who’s now the bau5 of jp or summin and he’s like “…why did u guys ditch me…” loool but he forgives em and lets em stay with him.  Hana and Kojirou sleep in the same room but Kojirou promises not to do anything till they married but he gets too horny but says he “won’t go all the way” HURHURHURHURHUR

So, the two find Hana’s parents and get married =w=

…and then they have a funfunfun night where in the morn that follows, the first thing Kojirou asks Hana is “…did it hurt?”  haha which prompts Date to rage at the guy to be more romantic xD

In the end, they have a daughter who loves Kojirou so much that she wants to marry her pops in the future lolol

NORMAL END

Nobunaga takes over Hana’s house and if Hana wants her parents back, she’s gotta marry MITSUNARI lol.  Hana’s devastated but Kojirou sees no other way out atm so tells her Mitsunari’s a good guy and will treat her gd so dwbi.

Still, Hana only wants Kojirou and when she tells Kojirou that, the guy can’t hold back his feelings either and they try to flee together but Nobunaga catches em and threatens to kill Kojirou if Hana won’t marry Mitsunari

The day of the wedding comes but Kojirou barges in and declares that he’s gona take Hana.  It’s then revealed that Hideaki and Nobunaga had some retarded bet, with Hideaki betting that Hana wud choose Kojirou and Nobunaga betting that she’d choose Mitsunari.  Ofc Hana chooses Kojirou and in the end, they run to Date where they get married and live happily ever after.

‘BAD’ END

Hanzou catches up to the two where Kojirou kicks Hanzou’s ass and they continue to run.  They hide in some house for some time while waiting for Kojirou’s injuries to heal and das when they both confess their love to each other.

Hanzou comes to visit later and reveals that the Eastern Army has won and that dwbi, Hana’s fam followed the Eastern Army too so they safe lor.  Hana and Kojirou return where Hana’s dad crowns her the new ruler of their lil country cuz he’s sicks and tired of this shit so toodles ~ Hana’s like wtf at first but seeing as Kojirou’s gna be with her, she agrees and she becomes the new boss with Kojirou by her side.  Lol this def isn’t a BAD end or any sort xD

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

For a game with so little romantic development and “meat”, Koi Ikusa sure was one longass game lmao.

I actually liked all the characters despite their meh stories.  Ma fave is hands down Kojirouuuuuuuu he’s such a derp lolol and Nobunaga and Mitsunari come a close second.  I was a bit miffed at Date’s character in his own route cuz his “love at first sight” thing felt retarded and kinda forced but he was a cool guy and hilarious in all the other routes so it’s aiiite.  As a heroine, Hana was pretty cute too and though she was srsly way too trusting and all, it was kinda justified in this game cuz as Kojirou puts it, she is a 箱入り姫 haha xD

The music sucked.

I liked the artstyle of the game but the colouring’s kinda too simple like amateur ps – to be expected i guess cuz this was a cell phone game aite?  idk why the ppl in the game kept saying Hana was beautiful cuz she looks kinda boring to me lol but anyway, Mitsuhide and Nobunaga definitely hav ma vote for best looking charas ere =w=

Like the music, the stories kinda sucked too – it was like the makers wrote a bunch of short scenes, glued em halfassedly with some crappy made in china glue and hoped it’d pass for a story.  Evidently not as evn someone as blind and stupid as me ain’t fooled.  Rubbish as the routes were, it wasn’t that they weren’t entertaining cuz there were a couple of scenes that were really good especially the “AFTER MORNING SEX SCENES” cuz those were just hilarious – generally speaking, the first half of the routes were shoddy as hell cuz everyone magically fell in love and there was no romantic development but the second half of the routes picked up, provided there be some suspension of belief on the player’s part ie jus ignore the fact that they fell in love too fast and enjoy the romance scenes lol.  Well I guess ppl dont live long back then so they fall in love faster?  xD

Ma fave route was def Kojirou’s cuz that is one route where the romantic development really did feel a bit more believable and fleshed out compared to the other routes.  I also liked Nobunaga’s route cuz the part with Hana sacrificing herself was pretty fun to play through.

Lol so in the end, this game was pretty meh but exceeded my expectations cuz I was expecting a cell phone port to be evn worse xD  it’s a pretty good way to pass time if ur looking for an otome game that isn’t too deep and if u want a quick romance fix haha.  I’m pretty glad they didn’t include the OTHER 5 GUYS in the deluxe version of the game

As a sidenote, I apologise for the lack of posts recently haha, been kinda busy with skl and life and I kinda lost interest in otome gaming but I’m trying to get myself to play again.  WOF 2 is up next on ma to do list n I hope I’ll have it finished by the end of this month, thanks for waiting =w=

shota O.o not bad actually… XD

I’m pretty sure I bought a artbook by this artist in the recent comic world in hk. That turned out to be all I bought. Shows my love for genderbend!

THIS IS ADORABLE! MADOKA ♂ x HOMURA

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Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary) ⇒ Gari-O (Hungary ♂)

(when Hungary thought of herself as a guy. So this is more like crossdressing)

Hungary is one of the few female characters that come out in Hetalia (which makes APH’s genderbend not THAT appealing to me since they all become girls) but it seems like she was also supposed to be a guy. So heres Gari-o. ガリ男 (Gari from Hun’gary’ and o for guy)

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Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia) ⇒ Prussia ♀

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Natalya Arlovskaya (Belarus) ⇒ Belarus ♂

MALE BELARUS IS HOT! AND HE’S PRETTY HOT!!! XD and most likely yandere. If anyone’s interested for more go here. Pretty nice pics.

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Eientei ♀ ⇒ Eientei ♂

(Touhou)

Shota again. … What’s with genderbend becoming shota? More appealing? Though personally, i’d prefer badass looking guys.

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Rin + Len ⇒ Rinto + Lenka

(Vocaloid)

Love how Female Len is so feminine compared to how most people show Rin.

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Kaito ⇒ Kaiko

(VOCALOID)

(though Kaito crossdressing isn’t too bad either. Wait, I like manly Kaito more than the kind one brotherly type that you often see. …)

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Sanada Yukimura ⇒ Sanada Yukimura ♀

(Sengoku BASARA)

This HAS to be the sexiest genderbend that I’ve come across. O.o Now let’s imagine Oyakata-sama in female form. That’s just creepy.

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Kamijou Touma + co ⇒ Touma ♀ + co

(To Aru Majutsu no Index)

still waiting for season 3. As a follower of the novels, the 3 main protagonists are AWESOME.

(jk)

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Uta no Prince All starts (except Otoya) GENDERBEND

(Uta no Prince-sama)

OH F*CK. MADO X HOMU WAS CUTE AS WELL BUT THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

shame Cecil got practically no screen time in the anime. Was hoping for some crazy Satan action… …

Pretty amazing over how popular the anime was. Though that doesn’t change the fact that the game can be pretty crap at sometimes.

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Stocking ⇒ Stocking ♂

(Panty & Stocking)

Still hoping for a season 2 though i doubt it. … T.T

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Was away on hols in Borneo so decided to do a pretty quick post which is why I ended up with genderbend. AGAIN. orz. I really like genderbend but the problem is that I would obviously like to see a male form of a girl. However, some reason its normally the guys getting genderbent for the reverse harem anime i watch (no shit). In that case, Haruka from Uta Prince was pretty awesome. XD

Alternative Titles:

Company: TAKUYO

Release Date: 28.07.11

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, stories, death reaper, picture book, tales

Artist(s): すみ兵 – Sumihei (Chaos Head manga artist)

Official Site: http://www.takuyo.co.jp
/products/shinigami/index.html

Plot Summary: Toono Sayo (First-name name change possible) is a beautiful girl (the game says so, the site says so, the characters say so) who lives with her older brother, Toono Touya who is an author. Her brother tells her of his next story; one called ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’. He tells her of how it’s going to be about a lonely shinigami and a girl, and their search for the most beautiful word that exists.

One day, when she was looking up at a clock tower that has long ceased to move, she meets a man wearing strange white clothes. When she asks him, who he is and why he is wearing such weird clothes, he tells her that he has no memory of his identity or name and that the only thing he knows is that he is a shinigami. Sayo suggests that if he does not know his name, she’ll give him one and names him ‘Ao’ (blue) after how similar the man’s eyes are to the colour of the sky.

… … That’s the plot. The unique thing about this game is that each chapter has a plot centred around one of the characters. Ao, who is interested in books, becomes curious about the different ‘stories’ that each different person has and Sayo suggests that if he doesn’t mind, they’ll go and look for the most beautiful word that exists (don’t really see the relevance between these two parts but…). Like how this refers to her brothers book, ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’, each chapter has its own different story. Throughout the story you collect different words/phrases called ‘Koto no Ha’ (言の葉 – basically ‘words’) and by entering selected ones, you can see the ‘truth’ that was behind the chapter.

This is the second time I’m rewriting this post as its pretty confusing to explain it. I actually had a summary about each chapter coz the story is simply interesting but then realised I went over 8000 words without actually writing about all the routes. That’s why its taking longer than a week to complete this post T.T. I loved the game and wanted to explain it pretty well but guessed that that’s not really the best idea.

I guess I’ll make things a bit clear. Sayo is the only daughter of the rich Toono family. She hates her own appearance and blood which is later revealed to be because she is the daughter of a prostitute called Tsubaki and yea, best way to describe her would be a b*tch. Apart from that I guess Sayo doesn’t really care much about other people as she’s aware of the fact that she’s prettier than most people. That makes her sound pretty arrogant but at least in front of the majority she acts  pretty mature.

Oh. Another thing about her. … She has a pretty deep bro-con for Touya. And it doesn’t help that her brother is also all over her. I mean, turn the game on and a few minutes on they’re getting touchy. O.o For the other characters, Hinase (former student council president of her school) seems to like her a lot, Kirishima (kendo club master) doesn’t really seem to care and Chiyo (Kirishima’s friend) is the wanko type chara who admires her. Other than that, she only has one girlfriend Kaho who for being too straight with her feelings also only has Sayo as a friend (not that she cares though). Oh. And Natsume who sits next to her doesn’t like her much since Toono practically destroyed his family. Ah, must be nice to have such an interesting life. XD

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Hinase Mitsuru

(CV: Suzuki Tatsuhisa)

Hinase is also from a rich family (way richer than Toono) and I guess is the ideal Prince type. He seems to be pretty flirty with her as well, calling her Ojou. Sayo is aware of the fact that he most likely likes her but then keeps quiet as not only does she not like him that way but also doesn’t want to break the relationship that they have right now.

Hinase is pretty cute, making Kirishima and Kaho have a lunch competition just so he can get Sayo involved as well and so taste her cooking. Shame that Sayo (and her brother) are loyal followers of cup noodles to the point that that’s all they eat at home.

In one chapter, they need to go find Touya as there’s this mentally unstable guy who says that he’s the main character of Touya’s book and wants him to change the ending as he cannot accept it. (Well, considering that the main character gets killed in it, I’m not surprised =.=). Somehow this causes Hinase, Ao and Kirishima + Chiyo to help as well and they split in order to look for Touya. Hinase can’t really be bothered with looking for Touya so uses the opportunity to hang out with Sayo. He takes her to a hill where there is a grave with roses laid out in front of it. He explains that it belongs to his parents who died in an accident ages ago causing him to be brought up by his grandmother. Problem is that she’s way too strict with manners and rich people rules that he ran away from home for a couple of years. He only returned cause he realised that he belonged here. He bought a new bouquet of roses with him, (which caused him to pretty badly cut his hand) and so he tosses the old bouquet of roses away, in some awesome way.

Their relationship never actually crosses one of friends until Sayo catches Hinase with some random girl in an empty classroom. She’s pretty curious about what was going on but then pretends not to give a shit as she doesn’t want to be made fun of by Hinase. (who I’m sure would have been delighted at the jealousy). He assures her that there’s nothing going on and that it was the girl who was leading. lol. Well, he asks her to go on a date with him just because.

Sayo does go a date with him but keeps on getting reminded of the girl so is unsure what to do when Hinase offers to hold her hand. They go for lunch where Hinase asks her to tell him more about herself, such as what she likes for example. … Um. I’m quite sure it was the right choice but then Sayo says. … ‘My brother’. Even when Hinase points out that if the like is one of a woman, that might be considered as pretty shocking for society.

Sayo: I’m not sure what my feelings are for my brother but to me, he is my everything. If it meant that I would lose my brother, I wouldn’t think twice about going against the whole world.

(and I’m pretty sure its the same for Touya as well. Oh god these siblings. I LOVE sibling complexes to the point that I wouldn’t mind shouting it out to the whole world. And even I would go O.o at these two. ) Well, Hinase gets pretty pissed off that she’s talking about some other guy when she’s with him so says that he has a surprise for her.

Which is trip into the clocktower which Sayo seems to have an obsession over. Hinase obviously has the key using methods of the rich but at least Sayo is overjoyed. … Until, at the end of the date Hinase confesses to her and despite the fact that she has three days to think about it, it means that she has to make up her mind.

With Hinase and his confession on her mind, things get worse when her father calls her out to a cafe and says that he has arranged a marriage proposal for her with some guy who seems keen to marry her (must suck to have good looks, not that I myself am ugl- never mind XD). They get in a fight since Sayo is unwilling and when she says that she’s fine as she has Touya with her her father storms out. While she’s sulking thinking fml, seems like Hinase was sitting behind her and overheard the whole conversation. He offers to ‘take her away’ from everything but then Fushimachi (the guy who Ao’s staying with) cockblocks. Well, at least Sayo thanks Hinase for consoling her. Guess this is where she finally makes up her mind.

… So she accepts his confession saying that she’s not sure whether she likes him but is interested in getting to know him more.

… Yea right. =.= I mean honestly, the next scene is where they’re at his house and in bed together. O.o That was FAST. While the player is left half confused (and disgusted lol), Hinase and Sayo are just going icha-icha for practically the first half of his route. Same at school, they start calling each other’s name (to the dismay of Kaho) and practically don’t give a shit about the rest of the world. Not only that, Sayo’s been going daily over to Hinase’s house after school and enjoying herself. lol, I do not need to see the monologue ‘I could smell his shampoo. The same smell as me’. Wait what. Maybe it said soap and not shampoo but still….

This continues until Sayo meets Hinase’s strict grandma who obviously isn’t pleased over the fact that her heir is with some unknown woman. And of course the fact that she’s the ‘child of a prostitute’ from the Toono family doesn’t make anything better. Sayo’s depressed at the fact that Hinase now knows about her situation but then turns out he knew since he first met her. He tells her that he still loves her and that he doesn’t give a shit about bloodlines as long as he still has Sayo. He tells her that they’ll somehow convince his grandma so don’t worry.  Sayo meanwhile is overcome by happiness and starts crying and calls Hinase by his name, Mitsuru, for the first time.

Later she realizes that the marriage proposal that her dad forced her into was with Hinase (… and this was before she accepted his feelings. God how much in love are you Hinase?). She actually goes and asks her dad to make sure the proposal goes through. Wow, talk about letting go of your pride.

Anyway, on the day that she goes over to Hinase’s house in order to convince his grandma, she sees Hinase leaving the house but then is soon invited in by Hinase himself. … ? She successfully manages to get the grandma to understand but that still not enough for her to be accepted.

Sayo is obviously completely sure of her feelings and the whole school is aware that they are dating. Still, whenever she sees the girl around school she feels uneasy. So this time she calls Hinase to the same empty classroom and mimics the girl but this time she kisses him. Oh, and this is the first time she tells Hinase that she likes him. Took her long enough =.=

Sayo ‘stalks’ Hinase’s grandma, somehow manages to get on better with her to the point that she’s accepted. Seems like the grandma was simply lonely since her son died and then her grandson ran away from home. To top that, her marriage was also from some arrangement but that didn’t go well. Bad luck with men I guess.

One night Hinase visits Sayo in her house and enters from the window like a criminal. lol. Wait, change that to Romeo. Sayo x Hinase x Bed. Need for explaining |(－_－)|

And after this night Hinase disappears.

Sayo is called out by his grandma to their house where she finds her and Hinase. But then this Hinase starts talking about how in reality they were conned and the ‘Hinase’ that they know is simply some fraud who happened to look exactly like the original. I’ll call Hinase (real) – Mitsuru. Anyway, Mitsuru says that since running away from home years ago he only recently came back and found that his whole existence was taken over by Hinase (fake). Now Hinase (fake) has run off with money and items of value. When Mitsuru realized what was going on, he was planning to steal Sayo away from Hinase in order to get back at him. So the Hinase who offered to ‘take her away’ was actually Mitsuru. Shame they got interfered.

Weird thing with Sayo is that unlike the devastates Mitsuru and his grandma, she doesn’t really feel much. True, she was deceived but considering that she doesn’t even know the real ‘Hinase Mitsuru’ there’s not much of a problem. She decides to go look for the Hinase that she knows (and loves) and with the help of Hinase’s fraud friend (lol), she finds him at the pier.

Hinase admits that he had been lying to her about practically everything but then points that Sayo had always had something to do with liars since she was born. It’s no different that he lied to her. The best way for no-one to see through a lie is to simply keep on lying (i suggest you do not do this at home XD). That’s why there isn’t anyone who is completely aware of the truth. Sayo listens to what he says and when Hinase asks what she wants from him she says:

Ending A:

If she asks him to ‘continue lying’, Sayo follows Hinase when he escapes from town. The epilogue shows them together in some foreign country, far from Japan remaining as lovers. Interesting thing is that they don’t have names, not only Hinase (fake) but Sayo as well. Simply prince and princess. It was cute but then … the two are now criminals… =.=

Ending B:

In this case, Sayo tells him to ‘stop lying’ as she can’t stand not knowing what’s true and what isn’t. I guess Hinase is gone and that’s it with their relationship. In this case, the marriage proposal goes through and Sayo is marrying Mitsuru. He tells her that she may have loved Hinase first but then now he is sure that he wants to properly ‘take her away’ so she’ll be his. In other words this is ‘HINASE (REAL) ROUTE!’.

… … Okay, I would love to believe this is Mitsuru ending but there are two things that don’t make sense. This Hinase has a scar on his hand that he got from a rose thorn that Hinase (fake) had but then he knows the ‘take you away’ that only Mitsuru knows. So which is this? Hinase fake or real? Ah god. =.= I really like Mitsuru as well, almost as much as Hinase since he’s a pretty cool guy in the following chapters.

Other routes:

There are CG for normal route / non-Hinase routes so I’ll go through that as well.

Basically Sayo rejects Hinase’s confession saying she’s not interested in him that way. He accepts the response but says that since things might become awkward, he’ll stay away from her.

One day when Sayo’s on her way home, somebody grabs her and drags her into an alleyway. The guy pins her against the wall and she recognizes him as Hinase. He tells her that she shouldn’t trust ‘Hinase’ since he is a liar but then soon after he says this Kirishima (and Chiyo) come to her rescue. She explains to the two (and Ao later) about what Hinase told her but when they ask the person in question about it the next day he says that he has no idea what the hell they are talking about. They even go to his house to check his alibi but that brings up nothing.

From then on, Mitsuru (in other words Hinase real) meets up with Sayo, Kirishima and Ao everyday to work together to find proof that the current Hinase isn’t real. He doesn’t want to do a DNA test since it’s depressing that they have to go into such measures to find out who is real and who is not.

Sayo finds something out and they go together to Hinase’s house where Sayo pours tea for everyone. She tells them that she ‘poisoned’ the tea (to which Kirishima spits out what he was drinking) and that although its not fatal, it has the ability to tell if someone is lying. Actually all she did was put tabasco into Hinase’s cup and she reveals that the reason why he didn’t notice is because he has dysgeusia (not able to taste) which the real Hinase is not recorded of having. Hinase runs off and once again they meet at the pier.

This time Sayo cries over the fact that the Hinase she knows has to leave and that she doesn’t care whether or not he’s real or fake. Before he goes, he gives her a book and the key to the clocktower.

They head for the clocktower and at the top, they find Hinase (real) gagged and tied up. Turns out that similar to Hinase’s route, Mitsuru only met with Sayo once in the ‘take you away’ scene. Hinase (fake) knew that there was no way he can end up with Sayo once she rejected him so decided to make her suspicious of him just before he leaves. So. Hinase was playing the role of not only Hinase but Hinase (real) as well. Something like that.

Oh. And the book that Hinase (fake) left for her is called ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’. It shouldn’t exist as Touya is supposed to be writing the book right now. But this book looks pretty tattered and old. O.o

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Kirishima Nanaki

(CV: Chiba Susumu)

The club master of the kendo club and doesn’t really have much to do with Sayo until Hinase drags Kirishima (whom he didn’t know either) into eating lunch with Sayo and Kaho (to which Kaho is unhappy since she doesn’t have Sayo to herself).

This route is more about Kirishima and Chiyo, his friend, rather than a typical otome game. Okay. … … Chiyo is actually something like a ghost (or illusion/fantasy as the game says). Kirishima has been able to see illusions since he was small and ever since he met Chiyo in his childhood, they’ve been hanging out together. Some reason Sayo (and Ao) has the ability to see Chiyo as well.

Time skip to after Hinase leaves. Mitsuru’s been taking his place… I mean, he’s returning to his original role and everyone else in the school act as if nothing has happened. She still hasn’t opened the shinigami to Shoujo book that Hinase gave her and its already autumn. Kirishima notices that she’s pretty down so since he’s the only one who she can talk to about Hinase (fake) they start to hang out together more.

Despite the fact that the three are good friends, Kirishima warns her not to go around talking to Chiyo in public as I guess, it makes you look pretty weird. Although Sayo says that she doesn’t give a shit about what other people think about her, he tells her that it was the same for him until he got old enough to understand that its safer to stay with the majority.

Kirishima tells her of how he met Chiyo ages ago. In fact when Chiyo didn’t have a name so it was Kirishima that named him. When he was a kid, his parents would tell him to shut up about being able to see illusions and that he should ignore them as well as something bad might happen. Still, as kids never do as their parents tell them to, when Kirishima saw Chiyo sitting on top of a hill doing nothing, he went up to talk to him. Chiyo was shocked that there was someone who had the ability to see him and since he had nothing else to do, he started hanging out with him.

Well, Mitsuru notices that the Kirishima and Sayo are pretty close and he tries to tease them about it. Sayo coolly responds so he decides to pick on Kirishima instead. Since he doesnt say whether or not he’s interested in Sayo, Mitsuru simply asks him what kind of person is his ideal girlfriend. … Kirishima puts it bluntly as a ‘yamato nadeshiko’ (google it XD) and that he wouldn’t be interested in someone who is ‘strong minded, selfish and pretty arrogant’. Sayo’s pretty disappointed at this in classic otome game heroine style.

Still when Sayo meets some guy from the kendo club who asks whether or not she’s dating Kirishima, he asks her to forget to what he said since it’s pretty obvious that Kirishima won’t date someone who is ‘mature and sensible’ (that’s what the majority thinks of Sayo). Seems like Kirishima’s only interested in ‘strong willed’ woman. XD

Then suddenly Kirishima gets into a fight with Chiyo. Sayo obviously tells them to make up since she knows Kirishima is feeling weird without Chiyo following him everywhere. Sayo helps him look but when she does find him, Kirishima questions her over who she’s talking to her. So Kirishima becomes unable to see and hear Chiyo. Chiyo is devastated and he calls out Kirishima’s name multiple times but when he finally understands what’s happening he runs off like an otome game heroine. Sayo could have chased after him but she decides to stand next to a speechless Kirishima instead.

She’s determined to not let this break the friendship between Kirishima and Chiyo so she acts as a messenger of some sort so that Kirishima can know what’s happening. Pretty odd way to hang out despite the fact that Sayo is simply scared that someone is going to leave her again.

The next week-end, the three go out and simply walk around town together. Chiyo tells her more about Kirishima’s childhood and Kirishima warns Chiyo not to say something retarded. Well, when Chiyo starts saying that Kirishima is like a dad, Sayo also joins in saying that she understands what he means by that. Aw, poor Kirishima.

I guess Chiyo is trying to get the two together as he’s been complitmenting Kirishima a lot since he can’t be heard. He manages to convince Sayo to attempt to call Kirishima by his name, Nanaki. Kirishima goes off to buy crepe and when he comes back, she thanks him and calls his name to which Kirishima is so startled he drops it. Sayo, who’s pretty satisfied, then suggests that the two also call her by her name but Chiyo says that he’ll just call her Sayo Ojousan. Kirishima remains quiet but he as he leaves to go buy another crepe he quietly calls her Sayo. (〃∇〃) I dunno. Damn, I found this scene really cute.

Sayo realises that the places that they’re going are where she went before with Chiyo and she understands that Chiyo is planning on leaving. She starts crying but then both guys hold her hand and they walk quietly to the hill where Chiyo met Kirishima where there are currently cosmos flowers growing.

Chiyo tells her that he wanted to bring her here as this is a place where he belongs. Kirishima explains to the confused Sayo that Chiyo isn’t a ghost, but the cosmos flowers that grow here. Chiyo’s surprised that Kirishima knew this but turns out that Kirishima couldn’t tell him despite knowing it for 5 years already as he was afraid that Chiyo would disappear. Sayo starts shouting that she doesn’t understand why he has to disappear but it’s actually pretty simple. Cosmos are autumn flowers. Now that autumn is over, of course he has to go. The only reason why he’s going despite managing to exist for the past years, is because he realised the significance of not being able to age. He realised that he’s too different to Kirishima and Sayo so he has to go.

Kirishima who was keeping quiet then starts explaining the meaning of Chiyo’s name. He had named him with the hope that he would be able to exist ‘from a thousand to eight thousand years’ (千代に八千代に・Chiyo ni Yachiyo ni). Chiyo tells him that even if he is disappearing now, they will still be able to meet as autumn will come no matter how much time passes.

Chiyo fades away while calling out Kirishima’s name (lol, poor Sayo) and laughing sadly that he it’s a shame that he couldn’t see Sayo and Kirishima live happily together. This causes the cosmos petals to spread in the sky and Sayo sees an image of the three together again but this time in the future. She asks Kirishima who’s just standing there whether she should leave him alone but he asks her to remain with him to which she replies that she will always be with him and she hugs him.

Nope that’s not the end. I guess Sayo’s practically a couple with Kirishima but then weirdly its not official. They still do call each other by the name but then that’s only afterschool. She asks him why he lied to her about his ideal type and then blushing, Kirishima awkwardly drags her off on a date.

In the epilogue, (yes there’s more), Sayo and Kirishima are happily married with two kids and they are having a picnic at the cosmos hill. The kids see this dream where they meet a white haired guy in a kimono. When they tell this to their parents, both of them start frantically searching around for someone and Kirishima shouts out that they are currently living happily together. And we hear Chiyo saying ‘I know’.

(oh yea, there are more CG’s for Kirishima in the next chapter so I’ll just post them in Touya’s route)

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Chiyo

(CV: Nojima Kenji)

The lovable puppy-like ghost/cosmos fairy (jk) who is practically in love with Sayo from the beginning calling her Ojou-san.

One day when Sayo is heading for the school with Natsume and Kaho in order to study for exams, she catches Chiyo looking at a sakura (cherry-blossom) tree. He says that it’s a shame that they never bloom in autumn and then Sayo promises him that together with Kirishima, they’ll go sakura viewing in the spring as a three. Chiyo compares Sayo as sakura and says that even if she disagrees with him, she will always be sakura in his eyes.

Natsume and Kaho asks her who she’s talking to and Chiyo feels pretty bad making her look like a mentally unstable person. Sayo however says that she doesn’t really care about what others think about her and holds his hand and jokes that this is like a date.

Chiyo tells Kirishima over how Sayo is such a nice person and I guess the latter realizes that Chiyo is seriously in love with Sayo. He tells him to give up on her because those two will never end up with a happy ending as Chiyo has practically an eternal time. Chiyo gets pretty hurt by all that Kirishima is saying and pushes him away.

Well, since Sayo has no idea that this happened I guess it doesn’t help that Sayo gives Chiyo a handmade bracelet with a sakura petal design. If it was me, it would just make me feel more miserable.

Not sure whether it’s because Chiyo shoved him but Kirishima becomes unable to see Chiyo. This time, Sayo suggests that Chiyo comes over to her place since that way he still has someone that he can talk to. Kirishima shouts at her that that’s just stupid since Chiyo isn’t human but she drags Chiyo away saying that she won’t let go of his hand no matter other people might think of her. But then Chiyo says that that’s not the problem. He says that he doesn’t want to see other people speak badly of her since he’s in love with her (ahh, he said it O.o). The confession catches Sayo by surprise that she goes red and lets go of Chiyo’s hand in shock.

It’s time for Chiyo to leave again and with the help of Kirishima, Sayo arrives to see Chiyo at the top of the hill. Chiyo tells her that what Kirishima said is true and that it is impossible for him to make her happy. For the cosmos flowers, sakura was an object of admiration as due to the season differences they would never be able to see them. Not only that, despite the fact that you write cosmos as ‘autumn sakura’ in kanji, they would never have been as loved as the spring sakura. For Chiyo, the sakura was Sayo. Chiyo was supposed to disappear long ago but his yearning to see sakura is what kept him ‘alive’ (?).

In last attempt to get him to stay, Sayo says that she has yet to respond to his confession. Sayo claims that her love might be different from Chiyo’s but even so, she wants to be next to him and that that will be impossible if Chiyo’s not there. She breaks down crying and Chiyo is unsure what to do as he’s ‘not human’ until Kirishima shouts that he should be a man and at least stop the woman he loves from crying. (in Hakuouki Sano style) he kisses her to stop her from crying and says that although this was supposed to be a way of greeting someone, in this situation it turned into one of farewell. As he disappears, he pledges that he will continue loving this world, one where his ‘friend’ Kirishima and his ‘sakura’ Sayo is and soon all that’s left is the bracelet that Sayo had made for him.

In the epilogue we get a guy, presumably Chiyo in human form commenting over how beautiful the sakura flowers to some woman. … Okay, true the voice of the woman sounded similar to Sayo but its short to be sure. It could either be Chiyo resurrecting to be human for Sayo in the future but then why do the clothes look old fashioned? Another thought is that it could be Sayo’s child/mother (as it is said that she lived in a house with sakura). Or. it could have something to do with the picture book for Chiyo’s chapter which is about a guy in love with a woman who has a sakura tree in her house .. Okay, I’m completely clueless.

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Toono Touya

(CV: Kawashima Tokuyoshi)

WOOHOOO!!! SIS-CON BROTHER COMING THROUGH!! XD *cough* I mean, here’s the author of the book ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ who loves his sister very much.

As I wrote in the beginning, these two are all over each other from the start that when Ao comes over he’s like, ‘you guys sure that’s sibling love?’. Well, considering that Touya doesn’t seem to like Ao and is pretty jealous to the point of cockblocking when the two are together, I’m not surprised that he thinks that.

Anyway Touya doesn’t have much of a role in before chapter 6 which is the normal route about Kirishima and Hinase. So. I’m going to summarize chapter 6 since its needed to explain Ao’s route as well but then as I wrote before, there will be CG’s for Kirishima.

Anyway, by now, Sayo has ‘lost’ Hinase and Chiyo so she’s pretty depressed. To make matters worse, Kaho is now making other friends instead of being tsun the whole time so that means she’s not solely dependent on her. She feels betrayed by Kaho and runs away from her one day while she’s left really confused.

Once in the corridor, a ball crashes into the window and just before the glass crashes onto her, she’s protected by Kirishima. She was about to thank him but when she see’s the shards of glass, she goes hysterical and faints.

Kirishima waits for her to wake up at the nurse’s room and Sayo explains that she hates seeing pieces of glass, especially if it was broken into shards. He asks her whether or not he can do anything for her ’cause I guess he knows her best by now and about the situation she is in with losing people. (and Ao is too busy reading books + Touya doesn’t really know about her school life). She pleads him not to be so nice to her as she doesn’t want to rely on him all the time. But then she says that she’ll be happy if he pats her head. (I kinda hoped she’d ask for more but then considering that it’s not even in his route… too bad for me).

Well, she goes home and practically falls into slumber for some reason. Touya is really worried, not letting Ao and Kirishima come into the house lol and kisses her hoping that she’ll wake up.

From here on we see a flashback of her childhood. Remember how she’s the daughter of a prostitute? Seems like her dad married a rich woman named Shirayuki (Snow White) but then there was no love and he made some random other woman, Tsubaki pregnant. Tsubaki then didn’t want Sayo anymore so she gave her to Shirayuki who brought Sayo up and whom Sayo treats as a real mother.

Problem was that Shirayuki wasn’t beautiful and no matter how much she loves Sayo, she just couldn’t stand how Sayo would grow up looking much more beautiful than herself. She would get frustrated over this to the point of ignoring Sayo even when she was coughing up blood in front of her room (Sayo had pretty bad health when she was young).

Shirayuki had a friend who would write books and Sayo would ask him why her mother doesn’t love her anymore. The friend says that it’s nothing and to cheer her up, he gives her some of books that he wrote. Out of them, her favorite was one about a Shinigami and a girl’s search for the worlds most beautiful word. Well, while she was being cheered up by the books, one day she attempts to go talk to her mother again. However Shirayuki had gone so crazy that she had cracked a mirror in her room and cut her wrists and she simply dies in front of Sayo.

This caused Sayo to become pretty mentally unstable and her illness just keeps getting worse until she’s practically in bed the whole time. Not only that but Tsubaki moves into her house =.=. She thinks that she’s going to die soon but one night she notices that someone came into her room, dressed in weird black clothes.

He introduces himself as shingami who’s here as she’s about to die. Sayo starts acting out the role of the girl in ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ and the shinigami does as well for some weird reason. Well, just like the story, Sayo manages to convince him to take her soul only after she finds out the most beautiful word and drags him into finding it as well. She asks that guy (?) for his name and when he says he doesn’t have one, she names him Touya.

Since the loss of her mother, she’s completely dependent on Touya despite the fact that it seems that he doesn’t have any emotions. The weird thing is that when people see her talking to Touya or even when she’s mentioning him in conversation, they look creeped out. Her father shouts at her to stop talking about him and Tsubaki makes things worse by saying that such a person doesn’t even exist. I guess that’s one of the reasons why when she’s old enough, she left the house to live ‘alone’ with Touya.

He has loli Sayo all over him but doesn't seem to care... XD

Anyway, Sayo wakes up from her dream and finds out that practically a week has happened. Touya is really worried for her but then she says that the only reason that she managed to wake up was because she could hear Touya calling out to her. True, considering that Touya hasn’t slept at all. He tells her that everyone at school were worried about her and Kirishima came everyday to bring different stuff her other friends wanted to give her.

Anyway, when Sayo comes back to school, Kaho apologizes to her over how she was hanging around other people and says that she didn’t really realize how much it was hurting her. The others are also pretty glad that they’re safe. Sayo now seems to be having a cold as she’s coughing half the time. Everythings fine with the people at school but whenever she meets Ao, Touya pops up and drags her away and even tells her to avoid him. She’s happy that she can go back to school and meet her friends but she tells Touya that she’s practically hates it as well coz he’s not there and tells him that:

「私は兄さんとずっと一緒にいたい。朝も昼も夜も、ずっと。」

One day when she’s just standing there gazing at the clocktower, Fushimachi explains to her that the time the clock handles had stopped, 11:45 is also called as the Shinigami’s time which symbolises the end. She talks to Touya about it saying that some reason she can’t bring herself to be afraid of shingami’s (considering that your brother is one I’m not surprised =.=). That night she has a really weird dream and when she wakes up in the morning she can see these weird things floating in the air.

Sayo asks Kirishima about the things that she sees and he’s surprised that she’s also able to see the illusions. He warns her not to do attempt to touch or communicate them as there’s no knowing what the hell might be wrong with them. Her illusions include seeing goldfish swimming in the sky, being underwater, talking cats (with voices as Kaho and Natsume ♥) Although I decided not to summarize the other chapters, from here on Sayo dreams about a chapter in the book ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ (which the chapters in the game are based on as well) and see’s different things everyday. Not only does she see weird illusions daily, but she becomes muddled up with her past and her present and now thinks that everything is a dream unless she’s with Touya.

As Sayo’s dreams get deeper into the book, the less energy she seems to have until soon she decides to stay at home for the whole time. Her coughing gets worse and worse as well similar to how it was when she was a child.

Kirishima is worried about her so he takes her home just in case but then they see some people raiding her house and taking all the furniture out. Seems like her father ordered her to be taken home as that is where she belongs but Sayo demands for them to stop as to her, she belongs with Touya. When her father’s men still don’t listen to her, she breaks a window and places a piece of glass to her wrist, threatening to kill herself if they don’t do as they’re told.

Touya comes and thanks Kirishima for bringing her home and sends him off while Sayo is just repeating Touya’s name as if she’s gone crazy. She’s like ‘I will never let them take you away from me Touya-niisan’ and becomes disgusted when she sees that their home has been ‘violated’. She’s like going ‘I don’t care whether this is painful or not. For me, not being able to be with you is even worse that.’ Touya tells her that he cares for her as well and that he loves her so he wants her to stop hurting herself.

From here Sayo become a hikkikomori, doesn’t go to school and simply spends the whole time in bed with Touya. Since time has now passed, she opens the book that Hinase (fake) gave her and finds that it is ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ and not only that, but that it was written 10 years ago. She’s not brave enough to ask Touya about it but then understands now that Hinase (fake) was actually aware of everything and that the liar he was talking about was herself.

Her coughing gets worse and worse but then Sayo becomes ashamed for making Touya look so worried. She tries to say something but her cough gets in the way so she kisses him instead. He apologises to her that he wasn’t able to protect her. Sayo suggests that they go out on a voyage in order to find out things around the world when in truth she just wants to find a place that will accept them as they are. Well so they leave to a place that ‘no-one can interrupt them’. XD

… which is the clocktower. Remember that Hinase (real) was captured there? Seems like Hinase (fake) put stuff there so that people can survive for a few days. Anyway, after saying her final greetings to Kaho and Kirishima, the two confine themselves into the clocktower and tell each other that about how much they love the other and start making out. Still, they ARE siblings (?) right? And Sayo is naked here. O.o

While Sayo’s sleeping Touya tells her that she is his everything; if she wished for it he would become her brother, her friend and her lover. Touya is simply an illusion created FOR Sayo who was suffering from loneliness as a child. He had stopped her time and followed her little game of acting out Shinigami to Shoujo. He’s basically a mirror of her emotions so Sayo was what created a personality in the emotionless Touya. Touya needs Sayo to survive and will die along with her. However Sayo doesn’t ‘need’ Touya if she finds someone else (so thats why Touya disappears in Kirishima and Hinase’s route).

Due to Sayo’s stress at childhood, she started thinking that Shinigami-Niisan = Touya Nii-san = her real brother. But since the shinigami was an illusion created for Sayo, others wouldn’t be able to see him so people would think she was mentally unstable. (her dad)

Ao appears at the clocktower as well and says that once the real shinigami dies, he can become one instead. And as I explained Touya’s life = Sayo’s life so he came to take away Sayo’s life. Touya threatens to kill him but then Ao states that it’s already too late since Shinigami’s time is coming. Touya had put an illusion on Sayo that keeps her alive as long as her story ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ is continueing. So Touya is the one who’s going to kill her basically as his final illusion is ending.

Sayo wakes up and while Touya’s apologising that he has to end her life, she says that she could have run away from their promise of the beautiful word search since she forgot all about it but then she couldn’t since she fell in love with him. He pleads her to keep living but then she simply smiles saying that as she now knows the world’s most beautiful world so either way she has to go. (and die. … never mind orz)

Sayo’s gone, Touya’s gone and THEN Kirishima arrives. He was asked by Touya to attempt to save her but still, too late. He finds naked Sayo and Ao whom he recognises as a Shinigami. Ao who was like the first Touya, doesn’t really have emotions but for some reason he finds himself crying. He tells Kirishima that the two had lived a happy life even if it ended like this. When asked why he knows this, he simply points to ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ and asks whether or not Kirishima knows how it ends.

Sayo wakes up in an odd world and finds Touya. They’re no longer a Shinigami and a Shoujo and as the two exchange vows, Touya tells her over how the world had been reborn and there will no longer be an end.

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Ao

(CV: Kanna Nobutoshi)

Finally! Last guy. He’s the amnesic guy that Sayo finds staring at the clocktower whom she call’s Ao. (must be weird to be given a name by a stranger whom he only met 5 minutes ago). Sayo wants to take him to hospital but since he wants to avoid that, somehow he ends up staying at a second hand bookstore owned by Fushimachi. Despite the fact that he has memory loss and doesn’t know who he is, he doesn’t really care so much about it and spends most of the time just reading books. Anyway, Sayo suggests that the two go on a search for the worlds most beautiful word.

He doesn’t get on well with Touya (since Touya is a pretty deep sis-con) but then admits that Touya’s books are pretty good. Half the time that Sayo goes over to Fushimachi’s shop, she finds him reading. So one time, she asks if she can sit next to him to read as well. Though she falls asleep soon and wakes up finding herself resting against Ao.

Anyway, Sayo becomes conscious of Ao which her brother obviously disapproves. When Ao asks her why she seems to be so afraid of ‘the end’ she tells him that she just is and that despite the fct that all things have to have an end, she wants to avoid it if it’s possible. She’s about to tug at Ao’s shirt but then stops halfway only to have Ao pull her closer to him saying that he’s already learned that she does that when she’s feeling usure. … So what does Sayo do? Kisses him asking whether he can save her. Sadly Ao shows no response and Touya comes in telling them to stop. lol

One day when she’s out in town with Touya, they meet Ao who tells them to go to Fushimachi. There, he gets changed into NORMAL clothes and says that he’s going to go along with them (Touya =！Σ（￣□￣;）). So Sayo asks whether Ao finds going along with them more productive than reading and is shocked when he replies yes. Though in the CG, it looks like Ao’s in the way. Anyway, the clothes that Ao’s wearing was given to him by Fushimachi who says that when in the street, its better to wear normal clothes. Sayo says that Ao looks nice in them so some reason from then on, Ao stays away from his weird robes.

Sayo goes into dream / past world again but this time she wakes up to find Ao standing over her, Kirishima looking shocked and Touya not looking pleased.

Whenever she hangs around Ao after this, her health seems to be getting worse and worse to the point that she faints when he is with her. Touya tells him not to touch her since he calls himself a shinigami and is practically pleading with him to not take Sayo away. He also tells him that Sayo is afraid of the end, so it’s pretty ridiculous for a shinigami, a symbol of death to be with her.

Ao later talks with Fushimachi over why he keeps on thinking about Sayo but then Fushimachi just says that it’s because that’s how much she means to him. He also tells Ao that Sayo is simply afraid of the end because her ‘time’ had been stopped by a shinigami and implies that he knows more about it.

Sayo starts questioning who Touya is after she opens the book that Hinase (fake) gave her. She realizes that Touya might not even exist but is too afraid of being alone again to admit it. She realizes that Touya is likely to disappear if she cares about someone more than him so decides to avoid Ao as it was him coming into her life that she became unsure of Touya. She goes as far as telling Ao that she is afraid of him to keep him away.

Touya however, is worried about how Sayo is forcing herself to stay away from Ao just for him. He decides to give Ao the ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ book that Hinase left for Sayo saying that once Ao reads it, he’ll regain his memories. He says he’s only doing this for Sayo and warns that if Ao harms her, he’ll kill him.

Somehow, Ao actually does get his memories back. When he was a kid, Ao was hated by people in his town for being so emotionless. When Ao’s parents died and Ao didn’t even shed a tear they went as far as calling him a shinigami. The only person who was nice to Ao was a friend of his parents, someone who he calls a magician from Japan. He was given the book called ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ and despite not being able to understand that language, he became obssessed with the idea of a Shinigami. He asked the magician over how to become one of them and the guy simply says that as there can only be one shinigami at a time, you have to kill the current on and take its place. … What the hell are you teaching kids O.o

Ao came to Japan when he was old enough and in the town of the magician, he sees Sayo and Touya in front of the clocktower. He knew that Touya was the shinigami and once Sayo goes off, it’s Touya that comes up to him. Ao says that he’s here to kill him in order to become a shinigami but since Touya is only an illusion, he realizes that he has to kill Sayo in order to do so. When Touya sees that Ao would harm Sayo, he uses some Shinigami magic to take Ao’s memories.

Anyway, now Ao has his memories back the first he does is go to meet Sayo. … And attempt to strangle her. Kirishima, who was here when this happened pushes him away and Touya appears as well saying that Ao didn’t change. Ao tells Touya to stop avoiding the fact that Sayo’s time has started moving again and when he points at her, she starts coughing up blood and eventually faints.

When she wakes up Touya explains that he’s a shinigami who stopped her time. He says he knows that in her love for Ao is greater than for him and the reason why he gave him the book was to see whether or not he can be trusted. Sayo shouts that Ao had put his fingers around her neck, but that he was never actually meaning to kill her and Touya says that he’ll believe anything that she says. I guess by now Sayo knows that although she was supposed to die 10 years ago,  Touya stopped her time and the problem now is that it has now started moving again.

Touya tells Sayo over how she should stop trying to keep him alive when he knows that she is in love with Ao. He continues saying that the only one who can save Sayo right now is Ao, and that Sayo is also the one to save Ao.

Few days past and Sayo finally understands her own feelings. She goes to Touya’s room and while hugging him confesses that she loves Ao. She loves him to the point that she wants to save him even if it means sacrificing her life. He explains to her that once he disappears, her time will start moving so that she will most likely die before it strikes 12. He gives her a small blade telling her that she should kill Ao with it if she decides that she wants to continue living.

And so she begins reciting words that reject his existence. She says that she has no brother, she met no shinigami 10 years ago, the Touya she knew was simply an illusion created by herself, Toono Touya never existed and that there is only one Shinigami for her and he simply wasn’t Touya. Once she says her final words of denial, Touya disappears and she’s left crying.

She runs off to the clocktower where she see’s Ao dressed in his weird normal clothes. She tells him that she’s about to die so she offers him the blade Touya gave her and asks him to kill her. Well, I guess she would rather be killed swiftly by Ao than die painfully. Ao questions her but she simply hastens him saying that there’s no more time so he pushes her to the ground.

Ao doesn’t seem to be moving so she asks him why he wants to be a Shinigami. He explains that the reason is that people were treating like a Shinigami. However, he noticed that that was just a comparison and that he still had nothing. So he decided  to at least have an existence as a shinigami. (man, this is confusing).

Sayo understands now why the two are similar, because they both don’t have anything. She disagrees with Ao having nothing and holds his hand saying, ‘How about this. You are holding me. Now you can’t say that you have nothing can you?’. The two had both been having dreams (?) about this conversation, but now they realize that they actually know each other from the past.

Anyway, Ao asks once more why Sayo isn’t afraid of her. This time she says that it’s because she loves her and kisses him once more. From here, her coughing gets worse to the point that she can barely talk. She says that she’s relieved that she could tell him her feelings and then Ao drops the sword and begins crying. He doesn’t get why this is happening to him and she simply says that it’s because he can’t kill her. She feels her conscious fading while Ao is now telling her to not die. She points out that she promised to have her life taken away when she knows the world’s most beautiful word and says that she’s fulfilled it.

In the book, the shinigami meets the girl and while gradually falling in love as they go around the world, in the last country, the girl dies causing the shinigami to cry and find out the most beautiful word. The reason why Ao was obsessed with shinigami’s was because he wanted to be like ‘him’. Now that Sayo’s dead, this was fulfilled. As he’s carrying Sayo, he tells her that he now understands why he is crying. He says that he loves her and kisses her.

Remember how the two thought that they knew each other from the past? The magician guy actually took Ao to japan and they visited Sayo’s mother as the magician was her friend. There he meets Sayo who despite not being able to communicate through language differences, suggests that the two read her book ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ together. When they were about to finish the book, the bell rings for lunch and Sayo leaves Ao with the book which he takes back to his country.

In the epilogue, Ao still lives in Fushimachi’s house (the guy offered to adopt him) and is loved by the town people. By some miracle, Sayo resurrected in a way that it was impossible to believe that she was even ill. She’s forgotten about Touya’s existence but feels like illusions mean something special to her. Ao says that being with Sayo told him the meaning of life (42) and that she changed him from a shinigami to a human.

(Oh yea, Ao’s real name is Ilya Nikolaevich Mushkin. He’s most likely Russian. Shit thing is that when Sayo calls him Ilya, he’s like ‘call me Ao’.

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Miyazawa Kaho

(CV: Nonaka Ai)

Kaho is Sayo’s only friend since most other people think that she’s a b*tch but then Sayo finds Kaho’s true-to-herself nature cute. Since I love this games side characters, I’ll talk about Natsume (the guy who doesn’t like Sayo) as well.

In the beginning, Kaho didn’t really give a damn about Sayo when school started since she was just a girl who was talked about for her looks and despite the fact that they sit close together, they didn’t really talk. However, she noticed that sometimes Sayo would be staring at her during class but then just ignored the fact.

Kaho, similar to Sayo, knows that she’s good looking and because of that got into trouble with a girl who’s crush got taken away by her. The girl starts complaining and Kaho simply says that it’s not her fault that guys like her so much. Obviously this pisses the girl off and she then goes to insult Kaho’s family which then makes Kaho heated up as well. The whole class is just watching when some reason Sayo comes up and says that Kaho’s family has nothing to do with anything and that the argument is ridiculous. Then she just silently sits down. lol.

Well, the next day the girl apologizes to Kaho and Kaho thanks Sayo for standing up to her. Since then Kaho is just in love with her.

Anyway, Kaho loves her to the point that when there is a cooking competition between Kirishima (who’s for healthiness), Kaho (who’s for looks), Hinase (fake) (who just wants to eat Sayo’s cooking) and Sayo, she offers to help Sayo cook considering that all Sayo can do is ‘cook’ cup noodles and she’s even failed at that before. In the end, the contest is won by Sayo simply because the judge, Natsume (who was unwillingly forced into it to make the judging fair) liked teriyaki chicken which is what Sayo cooked.

So! Onto Natsume. He’s the guy who doesn’t like Sayo because of the fact that: She’s rich. Her family brought his family into ruins. And that she apologizes when it’s obvious that she doesn’t give a damn. This chapter (chapter 4) is about Wilhelm, some weird guy in a cat costume who stalks looks out for Natsume saying that he’s his friend. He’s a stalker in a way as not only does he come to school to watch Natsume during lessons but he sneaks into Natsume’s house when’s he’s out working to clean up and cook. O.o

Natsume knows about the fact that Sayo’s mother is actually and prostitute and Sayo goes frantic about it so that they’re kinda in a fight. This happens out of school so the next day she attempts to get things over with and apologizes for anything she did when Natsume doesn’t let it go at that. Sayo feels herself attempting to slap him when before she can do anything, it’s Kaho who does who tells Natsume to think about Sayo’s feelings. But then as this just got the fight bigger, Sayo tells Kaho to apologize for getting physical. =.=

Everyone, despite helping Wilhelm is suspicious of him since yea, he is some unknown guy in cat costume that could be a stalker. Kaho however doesn’t really care since she says that its normal for a someone to care about a friend and that it doesn’t matter who they may actually be.

It turns out that Wilhelm is actually the human form of Natsume’s cat plushie who was stressed over the fact that he was a friend but couldn’t actually help him in any way despite the situation he is in. Natsume doesn’t know this and thinks that Wilhelm is criminal who broke into his house, stole his cat plushie and now stalks him. … … true. ANYWAY, when Natsume says that a friend doesn’t have to help one physically, just being there is good enough. Wilhelm’s happy that his existance was actually helping Natsume so runs off cheering him on. (with Natsume still confused over who the hell the Wilhelm was)

NATSUMEEEEEEE~~~~ (〃ー〃)

From this happening, I guess Sayo understands how important Kaho actually is to her (and kinda similar to Kirishima and Chiyo lol though Kirishima fails to accept it). I’m going to go off topic (slightly) but in Touya + Ao’s route where she feels betrayed that Kaho has other friends, Sayo actually says that she thought Kaho was some sort of precious doll that she had that she wanted to show off but not give to others. Wow, possessive. =.=

In the epilogue, they switched hair styles and god, they look adorable. XD Uhh, um. … … Kaho basically narrates that while the majority may think that Sayo is a calm, mature girl, Kaho knows that she’s in fact simply someone who can’t actually voice her opinions out loud. Kaho says that she won’t force anything out of her and that she’ll just wait for her to talk to her instead. Despite the fact that they now eat with the others: Hinase, Kirishima and Natsume (and Chiyo), she doesn’t care since she knows that they’ll always be friends.

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Afterward:

Basically an explanations of the background to the story:

*NOTHING TO DO WITH OTOME GAMING! JUST IN CASE! JUST A SUMMARY FOR THE REAL MEANING BEHIND SHINGAMI TO SHOUJO *

Okay, Kirishima goes to visit Fushimachi for some explanations.

At first he questions who the hell Fushimachi was. He’s basically the ‘author’ of the whole story involving Sayo. He was a psychiatrist who was a friend of Sayo’s mother and Ao’s parents. He’s the ‘magician’ that appears in Ao’s route and the author of the ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’ book. Since Touya is an illusion created by Sayo, obviously he can’t publish any books. So the books that Sayo thinks are written by Touya were actually all written by Fushimachi.

What I mean by Fushimachi being the author of ‘Sayo’s story’ is that he wrote different futures that Sayo could have in hopes of giving Sayo happiness in the end. Hinase (fake), Hinase (real), Chiyo, Touya and Ao were all possibilities of Sayo being happy. The only reason why he took Ao to Sayo’s house when they were small, gave him the idea of becoming a shinigami, inviting him over to come to Japan was because he thought that way, something could possibly happen to make Sayo have a happy ending.

Notice how Kirishima was left out? … Kirishima was an irregular. He wasn’t ‘planned’ by Fushimachi to even exist in Sayo’s world. He became the unbiased reader of Sayo’s story (which is why he has sort of a role in everyone’s route). That’s mainly why Kirishima had the ability to see weird things. So yea, Kirishima is someone from another dimension. Alien?

… … Hmm, anyway. Onto other things. In reality, Sayo’s illness when she was small would never had killed her. It was simply coz she thought that she’s going to die as well since watching her mother die which made her have such a serious health.

Oh. And not only was loli Sayo perfectly healthy (she just made herself really bad from thinking she was going to die), the whole Shinigami thing was fantasy. There wasn’t ever anyone who was a shinigami. True, i’ve been saying that Touya is an illusion that normal people can’t see. The truth is that the whole idea that Touya is a illusionary shinigami is completely fiction. Something like saying that Shinigami’s don’t exist. Problem is that thinking that way is pretty nasty when you consider Touya’s route. I mean, what WAS she doing being naked? O.o

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Overall Thoughts:

Sayo: Hey… Would you tell me your name?

Alternative Titles: 

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 07.07.2011

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp

/musketeer/

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, historical, fantasy

Plot Summary: AW YEAAAH been looking forward to this one xD  d’Artagnan’s jus yo cheerful happy 17 yr old girl, life’s great she’s having a bomb…and then shit happens and her dad’s murdered by fucking demons.  She’s all OMFGWTFBBQKARMABUTWATAHDO?! but instead of grieving and doing jack shit like most would, she decides to MAN THE FUCK UP and goes to CHEVALIER GAKUEN to find out jus hu the FAQ killed her papa.   AWFUCKINGYEAH.

Kay d’Artagnan’s name is TOO FUCKING ANNOYING TO WRITE so I’m gonna call her D lol.  Oh and as the title of the game suggests, this is based off The Three Musketeers and it helps to have some basic knowledge of the book so ere we go, wiki time ;)  Plus, I’m pretty sure a got a load of things wrong in this so if u spot dem goddamned huge errors, feel free to correct me xD

Prior to her dad getting killed, D’s been having reccurring nightmares of these two creepers getting all stalkerish pedo on her.  No matter how she runs, she can’t get away but those nightmares never lead to anything conclusive and seem pretty pointless for the most part.

Anyway, on the day that her pops gets killed, D gets a bad feeling and returns home early only to see her dad get maimed by some rapist demon.  She’s about to get raped too but some dude called TREVILLE runs in to save her ass.  D cries for like wot, 2 minutes before she gets up and is all “WTF IS GOING ON” and demands to know the truth.  Treville doesn’t know either and came here cuz he heard D’s dad was in danger – D’s dad used to teach at his school, CHEVALIER GAKUEN but D’s dad jacked a “key” from the school and has been on the run since.  Treville tells D that if she wants to find out the truth, she best get her ass over to Chevalier Gakuen to investigate and being THE MAN SHE IS, D is like “FUCK YEAH IMA FIND THE BEETCH WHO KILLED MA DAD AND RAPE HIS ASS”.

D transfers in the very next day and before she leaves, she finds a sapphire ring on the ground. When D gets to Chevalier Gakuen, she’s isolated from all the other kids cuz they find her emotionless and weird  but D doesn’t give a fuck cuz all she cares abt is finding out the truth.

On the first day, D finds out that there’s a group of 3 exceptional swordsman students here nicknamed the Three Musketeers.  They’re kinda like the student council of sorts, are on the same level as teachers and are the only students allowed to even see the principal.  Also, Chevalier Gakuen is built around a sort of power system – the stronger you are at swordfighting, the higher your status is kinda and the students can also engage in “official duels”: the loser has to submit himself to the winner and pledge his loyalty till the end of the school year.  Also, the school is located on a remote island where there are crazy whirlpools and shiet around so one can only enter/exit during a set time period once every 3 months.

Athos

Musketeer #1, 3rd year.  Athos is da L337 student, numbah 1 in everything he does and there seems to be absolutely nothing that he can’t do.  His stoic nature has lead many to stay away from him but he’s actually real nice underneath all that -_-, jus too focused on his work and stuff.  Heheheh his route is so friggin sweet, Athos is just too precious xD

Treville tells D that it’d benefit her greatly to gain the loyalty of the Three Musketeers seeing as they have a good amount of power in this school and can help her discover the truth about her dad’s death.  Hearing this, D goes up to the 3 Musketeers and politely declares war on em before going back to her business.

Athos is all “???” abt this but they grow closer cuz D’s actually half sane and not some rabid fangirl.  D finds out that there’s a much softer, more playful side to Athos as they study together, chill together and he saves her from dem fucking demons (cuz those thangs run amok in this school apparently).

D starts getting all otome with Athos lol as she realises that she’s crushin bad on him and once, Athos asks wot her “dream romance” for Christmas would be.  D says that she’s been too busy tryna figure out all this shit with her dad’s death but admits that she’d like her Prince Charming to come in with a bouqet of roses where they’d then eat a cake together with candles and stuff and then with a smile on his face, her Prince Charming would tell her 「好きだだよ」.  Aaaawww d’Artagnan I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU XDXD

Soon,  through some crazyass training, D manages to defeat the other two Musketeer and gain their loyalty.  This leaves Athos who tells D to come at him and so after some more training, she challenges Athos in front of the whole school.  They hack hack slash slash each other for God knows how long where D’s like half dead and shiet but in the end, course D loses and Athos wins the duel.  However, Athos then gets down on his knees and pledges his loyalty to D anyway, saying that he may have won this duel in terms of sword skills but when it comes to the strength of the will and the determination to win, D tops him.

D then reveals to the Musketeers why she’s in Chevalier Gakuen and that she wants em to help her find out the truth.  The Musketeers all agree course and they begin digging up shit abt anything they can find

Later on, D finds out that the sapphire ring she picked up belonged to her fencing teacher, ROCHEFORT.  She’s also visited by a girl and a boy called ANNE and LOUIS respectively, who claim that the principal (RICHELIEU)  and Rochefort are the killers of D’s dad and are also after the key her dad stole from the school.  This key opens THE BUCKINGHAM TOWER in the school, a legendary tower of sorts where it is rumoured that there’s a magical diamond necklace at the top that grant great power or some shit like that.  Prob is, nobody knows wot the key is so Richelieu’s jus targeting D and hoping that she’ll lead him to the key.

…okay…magical diamonds it is then o.O

The group head to the tower where they shove in keys and stuff but nothing fits cept for D’s sword which belonged to her pops. Still, the door doesn’t open and before they can do anything more, a proass ice demon starts raping their asses.  D thinks they’re all screwed but then Athos suddenly busts out some weird transformation thing and turns…INTO A DEMON ZOMG!!!!

Yeah das right all the Musketeers are demons. D’s like OMFGWTFBBQISTHISSHIT and the Musketeer dudes explain that some time earlier, weirdass tatts suddenly showed up on their bods and since then, they’ve been able to transform into demons at will.  They get all pumped up super powerful but the demon powers come at a price for all the Musketeers and they all can’t leave this island.

Anyway D wants to use the diamond necklace to return Athos and co to human but the next day, the ice demon from before attacks all the kids at school.  To protect the students, the Musketeers have no choice but to go trans am in public and fight off the ice demon.  Course the students think that the Musketeers are bad guys too so the group are then forced to flee and school.  Richelieu then issues a warrant for their arrest.

Realising that they’ve fallen into a trap, the group decide to split up and meet again at their secret hideout in the woods.  Demons begin to pursue em and D runs around mindlessly, scared shitless till Athos finds her and then she starts having a panic attack where she apologises abt getting the Three Musketeers into her shit.  Athos tells her he’s here for her before piggybacking her to the base :)

There, the two strip to dry their clothes and share a blanket together.  Athos confesses that he likes D and when he’s with her, he feels free from everything, from all the expectations that everyone has of him.  D course, likes him too and they start making out half nude lol.  D then asks that Athos read her this love novel which he does before he gets to a “NOW TAKE OFF YOUR DRESS BEETCH” part which is when he realises he’s reading some porno to her LMAO

Now to the big shit.  Athos has already realised wot the key is and the key is D herself – a sword stained with the blood of her heart. He doesn’t have the heart to tell her and Athos discovers that he’s starting to lose himself to his demon and has been getting spastic fits after every time he transforms.  D finds out abt this and Athos’s afraid she won’t want him if he stays effed up like this but she tells him she’s here and will turn him human again so dwbi ;)

Back at school, Richelieu has imprisoned all the students in the dungeons and gives the Musketeers an ultimatum: hand D over or the students all die.  The Musketeers are like “HELL NAW BEETCH” so they decide that 2 of em will hold Richelieu and Rochefort off while D frees the students and gets them all off the island.

On Christmas night, D and Athos break into school to free the students.  Before freeing the kids, Athos comes in with a bouqet of flowers, some food  for D and then tells her 「好きだよ」 ;)

D tells Athos that he wants to join the Musketeers next year and Athos tells her that he’ll come bak to see her after his grad and that they’ll be together forever hurhurhurhur *implied smexing?*

The next day, D gets the students out and gets em off the island but instead of leaving with them, she runs back to the Musketeers to help them.  Athos kills Rochefort and the Musketeers get into a bloody fistfight with Richelieu who’s also a demon.  Richelieu fatefully stabs D which opens up the tower and Athos charges up there with D.  He wishes upon the diamond necklace to save D and at the same time, D wishes for everything to be back the way it was.

There’s a flash of light and D finds herself outside with Athos.  Both of them are completely fine, Richelieu is dead so they start having snow sex on the ground while the other two Musketeers are scrambling around lookin for em lol xD

In the epilogue, Athos graduates and D becomes a 3rd year, the leader of the Musketeers.  She graduates too and Athos comes back to get her.  He promptly proposes to D and some time later, the two get married and live happily ever after :)

Aramis

Musketeer #2, 3rd year.  Athos’s right hand man of sorts.  Aramis is the narcissist playboy guy who spends all his time flirting with chicks and looking pretty.  He seems nice enough at first but yeah turns out to be a giant dicking emofag and had me hating him as much as Ikuto from Starry Sky Autumn.  Eh he won me back over somewot in the end.  Ish.  Still don’t really like this dick ==;;

After D declares war on the Musketeers, Aramis gets interested in our heroine, finding it odd how she’s all straitlaced and doesn’t fangirl over him.  He keeps making passes at D but to no avail cuz the girl’s just like  -_- to everything till she walks in on him nude once and that finally gets a reaction outta her lol.

So Aramis is the first Musketeer that D wins.  Course, everyone jus thinks Aramis lost purposely for kicks and yeah, the guy prolly did lose on purpose just cuz xD

Woteva though, a win is a win and Aramis starts training with D everyday.  Blablabla D finds out the Musketeers are demons and Aramis falls for her and confesses.  D’s like “wtf o.O” but yeah she likes this fuckface too so they start touching swords hurhurhurhurhur

Yeah and now we get to the dicking emofag part.  Aramis was a bastard child, raised with no love and scorned  by his richass dad blablabla omfg i really don’t give a shit this is so fucking lame but anyway, this culminated into creating Aramis’s “TRUE SELF”:

FUCKING. EMO

Yeah.  Aramis is actually some self destructive, faking douchebag who hates the entire world and wishes everyone was dead.  Oh and guess wot? He doesn’t give a fuck about D and is actually a MOLE.

Damn straight, he’s actually working for Richelieu and has been keeping tabs on the Musketeers.  This is made apparent when the Musketeers are forced to flee  (cuz their demon secret is exposed) and Aramis actually captures D and shiet instead of anything.

D’s like OMFGWTFBBQ at Aramis but he just tells her his sob story and that everything in this world is shit to him and that he was playin her like a fuckin violin before he forces a kiss onto her.  I wanted D to bitchslap this emo mofo but cuz she’s an otome heroine, she’s like “DWBI I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! :)”.

Course this just pisses Aramis off cuz he wants to see D get all shattered and broken from his emo confession so to show D jus wot a dick he is, he goes after her bff, Prancis, and plays her like a violin too.

Prancis is Aramis’s #1 fangirl so obviously she’s overjoyed when Aramis suddenly shows interest in her and D walks in on the two making out.  D’s crushed but doesn’t do anything till Prancis then comes into her room some time later, baaaawing her eyes out cuz she realised Aramis has been fucking around with her.

D can’t take this shit no more so she leaves school and decides to help the Musketeers by herself, fuck Aramis if he’s not gonna help.  Aramis runs after D and is all “You really going to leave me? :(“ and D’s like “FUCK OWWWWWFFF BEETCH” and leaves him alone in the snow LOL HAHAHAHAH <– this part actually made me shit bricks lmfaoing, legit xD

So D runs off  to the Musketeers while Aramis is all alone going “BAAAW I KNEW EVERYBODY LEAVE ME” while im thinking “WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK UR SUCH A GIANT MOULDY CUNTNUGGET” ==***.  Aramis then decides to commit suicide with a piece of glass cuz his life sucks so much lolololol and i was hoping he’d actually DIE but D runs back and stops him.

The two reaffirm their luuuuurv for each other blablabla and they rejoin the Musketeers who forgive Aramis.

Aramis becomes all dere with D so I liked him a bit more.  He tells Richelieu that he can go suck it cuz he’s with the Musketeers now.  At the same time, Aramis’s left eye dies and he’s starting to become blind in his right eye too cuz – the price of becoming a demon.

Well blablabla, final boss battle, Musketeers win and Aramis regains his vision.

Aramis takes D to his richbitch condo and after graduating, the two live together all happy the end.  Yay.

Porthos

OMFG SO FUCKING ADORABLE SHIT I JUST THINK I DIED XD  Porthos is the TSUNDERE SHOUNEN kinda guy; he’s outgoing, has tons of GUY friends and is pro at sports but then he acts like a 10 year old around girls and is all “EW COOTIES” abt em lol.  Das cuz he thinks they’re weak and shiet but D changes him mind abt em a bit and he turns out to be a giant HENTAI VIRGIN DORK xD  I don’t know how many times I lmaoed playing his route but dear god…it so helps that he’s voiced by Wacchan <3

Porthos at first ain’t too nice to D or anything but ends up helping her from Rochefort’s crazy training.  Later on, he accidentally walks in one a nekkid D bathing and he totally flips out, screaming like a little girl and getting all excited while D’s just like “…GTFO. NOW” xD  While Porthos is still going “MY VIRGIN EYES MY VIRGIN EYES”, D was so into thinking abt her dead dad that she didn’t even realise who was there and is all “…?? Was someone ere??” abt it haha.  Porthos then scales D’s wall to apologise later but leaves disappointed when D is all :) abt it lmao.

Anyway since that nekkid incident, Porthos has kinda developed a crush on D heheh.  Course he doesn’t know about it cuz he’s a dumb little boy and continues to act all tsundere around D lol and likes getting excited all by himself.  After D defeats Aramis, she starts spending a lotta time with the blond bitch and this gets Porthos all jealous stalker like haha and he demands that D stop faffing around and just challenge his ass already.

Which she does and totally owns Porthos, albeit through chance but still.  Porthos starts watchin out for D and during Halloween, he dresses up as a friggin PUMPKIN lol and takes her to his secret cave base thing.  D puts on the pumpkin for fun and when she doesn’t give him candy, Porthos messes around and decides to hug her punpkin head, coverin her eye holes.  D’s like “KAY GTFO IMA GIVE U CANDY” but Porthos refuses to let go and says he wants to stay a lil longer like this :)

During the school dance, Porthos finds that he can’t sit around waiting for  D no more so he hugs her and asks why it can’t be him.  D’s like “???” beforePorthos realises wot he’s doing, gets crazy embarrassed and runs away screaming like a lil girl AGAIN XD

After that, things get awkward btwn the two, with D not sure wot Porthos meant and Porthos just confused and not knowing wot to do.  However, Porthos mans up, drags D into an empty classroom and straight up asks her out there.  D rejects Porthos cuz she doesn’t kno how she feel about him but the guy just says he’s gon wait for his baby d’Artagnan ;)

Lol anyway, Porthos starts having wet dreams about D and transforms into his demon form everytime he has dirty thoughts abt her hurhurhur xD  D falls sick once and Porthos learns how to cook jus to take care of her and ends up sleeping on the same bed as her till he gets all excited and turns into a nekkid demon lmao.

Blablabla shit happens and the Musketeers have to flee school.  Porthos splits with Athos and takes D to his secret cave where D has a breakdown about involving all of em into her shit but Porthos tells her to calm da fuck down.  There, she realises she likes him big time too and Porthos is super happy so he makes out with her cheek lol.

Aramis then betrays the Musketeers and takes Porthos captive.  There, Porthos is beaten up and shiet but D releases the guy and Porthos starts baaawing from Aramis’s betrayal before he spends a romantic night in bed with D *wink wink* ;)

More blablablabla, the musketeers win the fight and all is good with everyone.

…and then we have this retarded epilogue ^ D marries Porthos, they have 2 kids and live happily ever after LOL WTF IS WITH THE CG IT’S SO SILLY AND RANDOM XD

Rochefort

The fencing teacher who’s in charge of the 3 Musketeers.  He’s a cold, strict bastard who manhandles D a fair bit but can show a surprisingly softer side where he’s really lonely and kinda jus jaded from following Richelieu for so long lol.  Oh it helps that I find him super smexy wit dat long silver hair of his heheheh.

After D sees how pro Rochefort is at fencing, she begs the guy to teach her how to fence right.  Rochefort is like “WTF NO” but D follows him into his room and then pushes him down, yeah das right take it like a beeeetch Rochefort and she refuses to get up till Rochefort grudgingly tells her he will teach her sometime.

Things change though, when Rochefort realises who D is and he sees that she has his sapphire ring.  He jacks his rings back and D’s like “SO U WERE THERE THE NIGHT OF MA PAPA’S MURDER?!?” and immediately tries to hack this sick murdering shit but Rochefort just says he din’t do no nutin so fuck owwwwf

D doesn’t buy this shit and runs around investigating Rochefort and Rochefort relents and teaches her some fencing and ends up saving her from some demons – he’s actually the proass ice demon.  Some time later, Richelieu decides that they should just tell D the truth and get D on their side before Anne does.  So Rochefort brings D to Richelieu where the latter tells our heroine their side of the story.

So…300 years ago in France, during the reign of Louis XII and his wife Anne of Austria, Richelieu was the Cardinal and Chancellor of France.  The country was in turmoil from the Thirty Years War against the House of Habsburg and then England joined the war against France.  Leading the English troops was the 1st Duke of Buckingham, Anne of Austria’s lover.  Rochefort was Richelieu’s right hand man, and the two fought hard for France’s sake but then Anne betrayed the country by giving the Duke of Buckingham her diamond necklace.  The diamond necklace was a gift from King Louis XII and was super powerful and had the power to destroy France so Rochefort and Richelieu tried to get the necklace back.  However, this only pissed Anne off so she ordered Richelieu, Rocehfort and all those associated with them to be killed.

Overcome with grief and a burning desire to exact revenge, Richelieu became a demon and waited till everyone was reborn again together.  On the 31st of December this year, the moon, the sun and Venus all overlap each other and is the one time in 300 yrs that the powers of the demons will be released, blablabla at their strongest summin like dat – 「好機の日」.  Somehow, all those involved in the little tiff 300 years ago will all gather in this school and be unable to leave till the end of the 「好機の日」  True enough, everybody was reborn (e.g d’Artagnan, the 3 Musketeers, Anne, etc) and though D and the 3 Musketeers don’t retain any knowledge of their past life (explained later on), Anne does and is trying to get her necklace back before Richelieu uses it to rape her ass.

So das wots going on.  Richelieu tells D that he needs her cuz she has the key and in return, he’ll help her find out abt her dad’s death. Seeing as all of this is pretty hard to believe, D’s like “um…okay…lemme think abt it o.O” which infuriates Richelieu and he orders D be chucked inside the dungeons.  D’s like “WAT AH DO” but Rochefort is all -_- abt it and says that it’s just a safety precaution in case D runs around blurting out wot she knows.

Meanwhile, Anne has gotten the Musketeers on her side and the Musketeers are now helping her.  They runs around trying to find D but are just told that she’s got some infectious disease so she’s in quarantine lol.  On the night of the school dance, D is still locked up in the dungeon and is refusing to eat.  Rochefort comes to see her and when he does, D is all “I wanted to dance with everyone else T.T” so Rochefort dances with her in the dungeon as many times as she wants LMAO soooo romantic xD

Still, D starves herself and on a particularly cold night, she faints and Rochefort is like “OH SHIET” wen he sees her curled up in the corner so he runs inside her cell and cuddles her to warm her up.  He wonders why shiet like this has to happen but when D wakes up, he’s his usual -_- self and leaves.

The next night, the dungeon guard (some stereotypical black gangsta with thick lips and an afro LOL) gives D her dad’s diary.  Inside, there are highlighted words that say that the key is not a an object and that using it to open the tower will result in the loss of something very dear.  At the end, there’s D’s dad’s signature signed in wot looks like blood.  Moments later though, THE DB breaks into the dungeon and wud have killed D had she not called for Rochefort. THE DB runs off with D’s dad’s diary and das when Rochefort decides that this dungeon shtick has gone too far and he’s taking D out.

Without Richelieu’s permission, Rochefort takes D to his room and tells her to stay there.  Over the next few days, she gets closer to Rochefort who plays chess with her and is nicer to her till Rochefort finally finds out wot the key is and orders Rochefort to immediately kill our heroine and open the tower.

Rochefort obeys but goes back to his room and instead, asks whether there’s somewhere D would like to go.  D’s like “WHY SO NICE” but says she’d like to go to the beach where they sit there till the day ends.

When they get back, Rochefort’s like “KAY WE SLEEP TOGETHER” and they kip on the same bed.    D tells Rochefort abt wot she read in her dad’s diary and asks whether Rochefort knows wot it means.  Course Rochefort does but still says nothing and just sleeps.

The nexy day,  Richelieu’s pissed that Rochefort din’t kill D but tells him to do it tonight OR ELSE.  This time, Rochefort just runs the fuck away with D and leaves her in the forest and tells her to GTFO.  The Musketeers catch up to him but Rochefort just tells Athos to take care of D before he goes back to Richelieu.

Richelieu’s even more pissed now and is abt to kill Rochefort but decides that he’ll use the guy as bait to draw D out.  He chains Rochefort to the Buckingham tower in the freezing cold and gets Aramis to pass on the message to the Musketeers at their secret base.

D and the Musketeers tell each other wot they know, from Richelieu and Anne respectively.  D then decides to run to the tower to get Rochefort anyway.  Rochefort is horrified that D came back and tells her to GTFO NAO but D refuses to go unless Rochefort busts out his demon form and flies away with her.  Rochefort has resigned himself to die but flies off with D when Richelieu shows up and tries to gank em both.

Back at the base, D flips out abt why Rochefort won’t turn demon even when shit happens and Rochefort is like “STFU BEETCH” and snogs her.  He tells her that busting into his SEED mode jus attracts demon attention and he don’t wana draw any more danger towards em.

While the two wait for the musketeers to return, D ponders wot the kiss earlier meant but Rochefort doesn’t answer.  This prompts D to confess to which Rochefort is just like o.O to till D then asks whether she can kiss him.  Lol Rochefort tries to play it cool like 「勝手にしろ」but he gets impatient horny like 「。。。私を待たせるな」 and he kisses D himself.  D then wonders how she can get the mark of the devil as well so she can be stronger and Rochefort’s like “HURHURHUR I MAKE ONE FOR U ;)” and gives her a hickey on her shoulder teehee Rochefort xD

Anyway, Rochefort begs the Musketeers to help him protect D so they agree.  Richelieu has threatened to kill all the students if they don’t give him D.

The next day, while the Musketeers go free the students, Rochefort faces off against Richelieu and ends up taking a hit for D.  This does nothing though cuz Richelieu jabs his sword through Rochefort AND D so uh…yeah lol.  Anyway this unlocks the Buckingham Tower and Richelieu goes off to get the necklace.  D apologises for being so useless and losing the battle but Rochefort only tells her that it’s okay cuz he did this all out of love and tells her to listen carefully because he’ll only say this once: 「愛している」

The Musketeers defeat Richelieu and return the necklace to D.  All triumphant and shiet, they go off to find D and Rochefort, only to find the two dead in the snow.  They all start grieving and shiet and decide to bury them both together under some trees.

A few decades later, Chevalier Gakuen is still here and runnin under new teachers and shiet.  Somewhere up above, Rochefort and D are together watching over the school.  Rochefort asks whether D regrets any of this, whether she’s lonely and D replies that she’s never been happier because she’s got Rochefort by her side :)

WAAAAAT T.T

SUGAR DADDY Richelieu

Uh…so yeah, we can go for 52 yr old Richelieu…er I don’t know wots up with Japan and old geezers cuz I for one, totally don’t find them sexy at all (cept for Snake but das cuz he’s a badass mofo who runs around in box tanks xD) but okay…*ahem* so Richelieu’s the dicking principal of Chevalier Gakuen and he’s regal, proud and out for blood.  Yeah.

Nobody in the school cept for the staff and the Musketeers know who the principal even is and none of the regular students are allowed to see him.  D tries to barge her way in on one occasion to find out abt her dad’s shiet but is immediately kicked out by Rochefort before she can take a good look at Richelieu.

One night while training, D finds the old church and inside, finds Richelieu.  Course she don’t know who the guy is and before D can introduce herself, Richelieu suggests that they both remain anonymous just for kicks and finding D interesting, he tells her to come again for a chat.  He nicknames her Selena after the moon goddess cuz the moon’s nice that night and tells D to call him Apollo – the sun god.

D goes to visit Richelieu regularly where they jus talk abt whatever and on Halloween, she brings Richelieu a butler costume.  He’s like “WTF U EXPECT ME TO GET INTO THIS??” but D’s like “You wont? :(“ so he does and they play a game of cards all happy till Rochefort comes in and is like “…the fuck?” and Richelieu’s cover is blown.  He goes with Rochefort, leaving D wtfing over the fact that Apollo = Principal.

Richelieu’s at the church again though the next night and D goes there to apologise for her impertinence but Richelieu jus tells her to act as she was before, dwbi.  They continue to have their nightly talks and D realises that Richelieu’s not as scary as he seems and is actually a pretty nice guy, a big romanticist too.  Richelieu tells her that being with D makes him feel at peace.

Richelieu later tells D the truth abt everything and unlike in Rochefort’s route, D here accepts all this and agrees to help Richelieu.  She meets a stranger in Richelieu’s office and finds out that it’s actually Richelieu. This is his true form, he just uses his demon powers to make himself appear old as a disguise.  Anyway, he asks D out on a date lol and tells her a bit about a girl called CONSTANCE who he used to be in love with like…300 years ago xD  He met her at the church and they  chilled together much like he does now with D but then she died.

THE END.

LOL JKJK no.  Blablabla Richelieu REALLY falls for D…and starts making comments abt jumping her and then REALLY JUMPS HER when D doesn’t tell him who she likes.  He’s like “HOW DARE U SAY U NOT IN LOVE WHEN SEXY MANZ ME IN FRONT OF U?!” and wen D’s like “???”, Richelieu confesses that he’s waited hours in the church for her to come before, that she’s the only one he danced with during the school dance and is all ILYSM before he then goes...”TEEHEE TROLLFACE.JPG” HURHURHUR

Course the guy then does a 180 cuz he’s stupid mofo Richelieu. THE DB who jacked D’s dad’s diary in Rochefort’s route comes back and this time, offers to tell Richelieu wot the key is if Richelieu KILLS OFF THE MUSKETEERS o.O  Again, cuz he’s Richelieu, he’s like “NPNP” and gets Rochefort to first kill Aramis YES.

D’s like “WTFUCKING FUCK U THINK U DOIN BITCH” but Richelieu then tells her “I HAVE NO INTEREST IN U” before tossin her into the dungeon and telling her to hurry up and rmb wot the key is or he’s gona kill off the other 2 Musketeers too.  Course D don’t have no fuckin clue wot the bloody key is but Richelieu don’t give a shit and ends up killing Porthos and Athos too.  D’s super ragey, feels utterly betrayed and vows to gut this old granny beetch and then THE DB tells Richelieu wot the key is.

Richelieu’s devastated wen he finds out wot the key is and finds that he can’t bring himself to kill D.  He decides to not use the magical necklace to kill Anne and decides to find Anne MANUALLY and kill her like that.  He tells Rochefort that the key has disappeared from the world but Rochefort figures out wot the key is and then begins tailing the db to find out wtf is going on. THE DB is pissed with this and in return for Rochefort’s life, he’ll give Richelieu Anne.

D’s let out of the dungeon and Richelieu kills Rochefort.  Before dying, Rochefort tells Richelieu that THE DB’s after not wot’s UP the tower (the diamond necklace) and is after wot lies beneath.  THE DB leads Richelieu to Anne who’s like “NO KEEL ME” and Richelieu’s abt to kill the skank till Louis steps in.  Seeing as Louis used to be his king, Richelieu pauses and Louis asks that Richelieu let HIM kill Anne – he’s known that Anne betrayed him and France to the Duke of Buckingham but he’s followed her still out of love but now this is getting out of hand and like, Louis REALLY needs to kill Anne now.  He kills Anne, who’s last word is the Duke of Buckingham’s name and then Louis kills himself.

Having finally accomplished his goal, Richelieu goes to I dunno, die?  Well THE DB finds him and tells him it’s not over yet – he still has one more person to kill: d’Artagnan.  Constance used to be the servant of  Anne 300 yrs ago and was the one who told Richelieu that Anne was betraying France.  They joined together to stop Anne but then Anne sent out her Musketeers to kill everyone against her and there, was Musketeer in training, d’Artagnan and he was the one who killed Constance.

Well Richelieu doesn’t give a fuck now cuz he’s in love with the d’Artagnan now so gtfo u db but THE DB‘s like “OH YEAH I HAVE BEEF WIT U” and kills Richelieu LOL.  D finds Richelieu and while the latter is like “HERE TAKE MA LIFE DO WOT U WILL”, D’s all “FUCK I HATE U BUT DON’T U DARE DIE ON ME” and says that now Richelieu is free from his revenge shiet, he’s free to fall in love and D wants to start all over again with him.

D takes Richelieu back and nurses him back to health.  The db sends out demons to surround Chevalier Gakuen and gives them  an ultimatum: Give him D or he will mass rape the school.  Richelieu gets better and decides that HELL NAW nobody’s having his D so they’re gonna fight.

They go to church where there, D confesses that though Richelieu’s done all this shit to her, she can’t find it in her to hate him and is in love with him.  Richelieu, in his usual pompous jerkass attitude, is like “I KNEW U’D FALL FOR ME HURHUR” but yeah he loves her too and they spend the night together in the church ;)

In the morn, Richelieu runs off to face THE DB.  Blablabla big boss battle where Richelieu wins and he takes the diamond necklace with D (killing THE DB broke the seal on the tower, more abt that later) and asks wot D wants.  D replies that she wishes for their future and there’s a bright light…

…and D wakes up to her papa.  She’s all “UR NO DEAD :’)” and the guy’s like “…the fuck u been smokin girl” and tells her to get ready fo her first day at Chevalier Gakuen.  There, she finds that nobody’s dead, everything’s normal and rushes to meet Richelieu.  Apparently the guy wished for D’s happiness so das why everything’s been redone.  5 years, later, all’s good, no demons and Richelieu’s with D.  The two sit in the church, watching the moon and D’s preggers now ;D

Treville

Rmb the guy who saves D in the beginning?  Yup he’s THE DB who’s been pulling all the shit in this game.  Outwardly, he seems human enough, gentle, kind and helps D with everything but inside, he’s a rotten little shitstick who’s manipulating everything and everyone to get his revenge from 300 years ago.  Oh and he’s actually a demon, like a LEGIT original one ;)

In the beginning of the game, Treville gets Louis and Anne to steal Rochefort’s sapphire ring in return for him helping them.  He then makes his way to D’s house and plants the ring there before killing D’s dad.  Yup he’s been manipulating D riiight from the start to make her believe in him and suspect Rochefort.  But lol yeah everything abt Treville screams AYASHIIIIIIIII right from the first playthrough especially with how he’s suddenly like “YOU MUST GO TO CHEVALIER GAKUEN HINT HINT” to D XD

Anyway, he teaches D how to fence and when she’s feeling depressed from her dad’s shit or woteva, he’s always there for her.  He takes her out to see dem stars to cheer her up and D wholeheartedly believes in him and tells him everything but behind the scenes, he’s always like “IMA CRUSH U BEEETCH” lol.  He ain’t on Anne’s side or Richelieu’s side either, he’s just helping them both to help himself get revenge.

Oh yeah and before I forget, I gotta explain why Treville’s so hellbent on getting revenge on EVERYBAAADY.  Rmb Richelieu was in in love with a girl called CONSTANCE 300 years ago? Well, turns out Treville was also in love with her.  300 years ago, Treville was head of the Musketeers and was always around the royal palace so he always saw Constance.  He was too pussy to go talk to her but they met by coincidence one day, began talking, became bff and Treville found himself falling in love with Constance.  Soon, Constance noticed summin different abt Treville like how his shadow was different from normal ppl.  Treville asked whether she believed in demons and Constance merely replied that she believed Treville was an angel instead.  She believes that demons are born from all the pain, sadness and suffering and stuff.

However, Constance of cos, knew that Treville was actually a demon and she was in love with RICHELIEU so tough luck boi, and when the war was imminent, Treville told Constance to GTFO before she got killed.  Constance agreed but actually stayed in France and during the war, Constance took a hit for Richelieu.  Treville came to the scene too late and Constance was already dying.  As she lay dying, Constance laments that she was too weak to change anything and wishes that this regret she had would make her into a demon so she’d be powerful enough to stop shit from happening.  Treville began to cry and Constance only tells him that “demons don’t cry :)” before she kicks the bucket.  Upon finding out that d’Artagnan’s the one who killed Constance, Treville vows to get revenge and so, waits 300 years till 「好機の日」where everyone will be reborn and he can stage his ultimate revenge lol.

15 years prior to now, Treville  taught in the school and found out that D’s dad had a child.  Realising that the child was d’Artagnan, Treville decided to start a shitstorm game.  He locked Anne’s necklace into the Buckingham Tower, sealed the tower with magic and made the key a sword that had pierced through D’s organs.  D’s dad took D outta Chevalier Gakuen and has been on the run since.

Everyone was reborn and Treville found Anne.  He was abt to kill her but instead, suggests that they play a game: Anne’ll manipulate the Musketeers to get them on her side and kill Richelieu while Treville will manipulate Richelieu and get him to kill Anne.  Treville then branded the newly reborn Musketeers, d’Artagnan, Richelieu and Rochefort with his fleur de lis tatts to turn them into demons and keep them trapped within the island.

Anyway, during the school dance, he asks whether D will go out with him.  D’s like “?!?!?!” abt it and though happy, tells Treville that the timing ain’t good so sorry.Woteva cuz Treville says he’ll wait and stuff so dwbi ;)

Treville continues to help D and convinces himself that he’s only doing this to get her to fall for him so he can crush her in the end.  Cos, dat ain’t the case and he’s actually falling for D. Aramis then figures out that Treville is behind this shit and to avoid this from becomin public, Treville tells Richelieu that if he kills the 3 Musketeers, he’ll tell Richelieu wot the key is.

Aramis and Porthos are quickly killed off and to make things more fair for Anne, Treville tells Anne wot the key is.  Anne talks Athos into killing D for the sake of saving the students but Rochefort steps in and kills Athos.  Anne flees and Richelieu now demands to know wot the key it.  Treville finds that he’s unable to give up D so tells Richelieu that D has nutin to do with the key so get off her back.

This breaches his demon deal with Richelieu so Treville is subject to immense pain (it’s a demon thang) but takes it like a man fo D.  Rochefort figures that it’s all false, tails Treville and this leads him to the bottom of Buckingham Tower.  D soon follows and finds there, a casket with the body of CONSTANCE.  Treville then shows up, Rochefort atks him and forces the guy to reveal that he’s a LEGIT DEMON DUNDUNDUN. Richelieu pops in and Treville’s like “TELL ROCHEFORT TO STOP STALKING ME” before he walks off.

D catches up with Treville but he tells her everything was a lie and he jus wants to fuck her up BAD so gtfo now.  Treville tells Richelieu to kill Rochefort and he’ll give the old fart Anne. Blablabla Anne dies, Treville then kills Anne and then he tells D that the only person left to get revenge on is her: he’s going to use D as a human sacrifice to ressurect Constance on 好機の日.

Treville chucks D into the dungeon and asks whether D has any last requests.  D asks Treville to not be so nice or she’s gonna fall more for him so Treville leaves her alone but unbeknownst to her, he stays with her in the next cell.  He’s already figured by now that he really is in love with D but since he’s come so far with his revenge, figures that he might as well finish shit off regardless.

For the next few days, Treville tries to act all cold to D but ends up giving in and tells D that for the time remaining, he’s going to play pretend lovers with her.  He takes her out and stuff, acts all sweet n shiet and while D is killin herself thinking it’s all an act, it ain’t.

On the last day, Treville asks wot D wants to do and she replies that she jus wants to be by his side till morning.  They sit together till sunrise and when 好機の日 comes, Treville takes D to Buckingham Tower.

Before Treville kills her, D has her last words and tells Treville to forget abt her so he can be happy with Constance.  This crushes Treville and he confesses over and over again that he loves D before kissing her.

Still, he has to do this shiet but course he can’t so he grabs D and tells her that he chooses her over Constance.  Louis then comes in and kills Treville while his guard is down and Treville is sent back down to hell.  With Treville gone, the seal on the Tower breaks and instead of killing Louis, D suggests that the two of them wish upon the necklace that in their future lives, they’ll be able to live happily ever after with their loved ones.

So…a hundred years later.  Chevalier Gakuen has become a tourist ground of sorts and Treville and D are together touring the place.  The place feels nostalgic to D but the two slip away from the tour to spend some alone time together as newly weds :)

Constantine

Yes he’s the hidden character ;)  He’s the kouhai of D, is the next Musketeer in training, and falls in love with D at first sight when D comes to the school.  Lol personalitywise, he’s kinda like the dogged nice guy cuz he keeps asking D out in all the routes and stuff but D’s always jus like “???” abt it haha but he’s hilarious, sweet and is willing to do woteva it takes to save D.

If his name wasn’t a big enough hint, Constantine is actually SUPPOSED to be the reincarnation of CONSTANCE.  His route starts off with Treville about to sacrifice D to ressurect Constance.  This time, Treville actually kills D and seconds later, Constantine rushes onto the scene and reveals that it wasn’t D that Treville was looking for, it was him.  Horrified, Treville hurriedly checks D for the mark of his fleur de lis and big surprise, there ain’t one.  Constantine then reveals that he has the mark meaning that he is the true reincarnation of the past d’Artagnan.  Well Constantine decides to redo all this and uses the necklace to go back in time.

Constantine wakes up on August 28th, the day that Treville goes to D’s house to maim her dad.  Realising that he’s the only one who retains the memories of wot happened before the TAAAAIMU RIIIPPPUUU, he rushes to the house jus in time to save D’s dad from getting killed by demons.  At the same time, D gets home and Constantine immediately starts getting all excited to see her again lol xD

After getting thanked by D and her dad, Constantine has to get back to school and leaves.  D picks up Rochefort’s sapphire ring and Constantine then bumps into Treville.  The guy demands to know how Constantine knew wot was gon happen but Constantine only tells Treville that D is NOT d’Artagnan from 300 yrs ago.  Treville doesn’t listen and jus tells Constantine to BRING IT BEETCH >;)

Well things don’t go as Constantine plans and D ends up enrolling in Chevalier Gakuen anyway.  Constantine’s like “OH FUCK” and D says that she’s ere cuz she wants to get stronger to protect her papa.  That night, Constantine receives his fleur de lis tatts with the Musketeers and decides to challenge the Musketeers to gain their loyalty – like wot D does in all the other routes.  He defeats all of em through cheapass tactics like jacking Porthos’s clothes and  making him fight nearly nekkid with D watching, kicks sand into Aramis’s eyes and uses some rape whistle thang to distract Athos LOL.  D’s obviously thinking “SO UNCOOL SO UNMANLY” but tells Constantine that she believes in him cuz she knows he wouldn’t resort to such cheap tactics if he didn’t have to.

Now the BAU5 of the Musketeers, he tells em wots up and now has the privilege to meet Richelieu.  He tells Richelieu that Treville’s plotting to kill blablabla but Richelieu calls bs on this cuz there’s no evidence and kicks him out.  Richelieu now knows D has summin to do with the key thanks to Constantine’s fuckup and he immediately chucks D into the prison to force the key’s whereabouts outta her.

D’s like “???” abt the whole thing cuz nobody’s filled her in on anything so giving in, Constantine finally tells her SOME of stuff.  D believes Constantine cuz they BFF and realizing Constantine’s bro-ness with the Musketeers, Anne calls the guy out and asks for Constantine’s help.  Constantine merely tells her a mb and soon after, Treville tells Richelieu that he’ll tell the old man wot the key is if he kills Constantine.  At the same time, Constantine tells Richelieu that he will give him Anne for D’s release.

Next day, Constantine sends Anne a letter saying that he’s gon open the tower and jack her necklace at noon.  Everybody gathers at Buckingham Tower at noon where Constantine reveals that HE’S actually d’Artagnan by showing everyone his badass tatt and piss shit mad, Treville then tries to kill Constantine but D steps in and takes the hit.  Dwbi though, D is alrite cuz Constantine swapped out Treville’s sword for a fake that morn and this is where D tells Constantine that, though Treville says he’s a demon, Constantine is like an angel to her.  Major deja vu here and Treville realises that D = rebirth of Constance.  He apologises for all the shit he’s done to her and gives up on his revenge.  Louis and Anne walk off to die together, Richelieu and Rochefort no longer need to get their revenge.

Treville decides to use the necklace to wish to be reborn as a human being so he can get his happily ever after with Constance in the future.  D thanks Constantine for everything he’s done and all ends well.

At the school dance, D dances with Constantine who asks her out, D agrees and he tells her that he love her big time.  THE END ;)

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

AAAAW YEAH IM DONE ;)

I LOVED PORTHOS.  AND ROCHEFORT.  AND ATHOS.  AND TREVILLE.  AND CONSTANTINE.  Hurhurhur yeah I can’t really pick a fave between em: in short, friggin brill.  As for Aramis and Richelieu… :/ .  I don’t know how much more I can stress this but, I REALLY REALLY HATE emofaggy characters so Aramis was jus a bigass HELL NAW for me but he was really cute at the end so yeah.  Richelieu was still too sugar daddy for me and he’s a giant prick for killing everyone  - I kno Treville did the same but i found it more heartfelt for Treville and I was jus going -_-;; for Richelieu lol.  d’Artagnan’s personality and stuff kinda depends on which route u were in – in Porthos’s route, she was hilariously dense, cool and stuff but in Rochefort’s route, she was more submissive and felt kinda useless lmao.  But yeah I really liked D as the heroine, super cute and determined to find out the truth.  Her bff, Prancis, was also another fave of mine – tsundere + pigtails?  I’m so there xD  Oh and Anne can go die in a fire.

Music was pretty damn good too, the OP got stuck in ma head for a bit haha.  Wacchan ftw i swear, everytime Porthos opened his mouth and started screaming and going “heheheheheheh” when he had his dirty old man thoughts, I shat enough bricks to build 10 houses for the homeless, das how awesome he was xD

The art is beautiful, one of the main reasons to why I played this game.  It’s the same artist from Kanuchi and Death Connection (Kiriya Takashi I think) but there’s a a distinct difference in the colouring this time round.  I personally prefer the art style in Kanuchi and Death Connection more but this still looks damn good.  The faces looked a bit odd at times, like the eyes and sometimes the characters din’t look like themselves but oh wellz.  Rochefort’s design is ma fave (dat sexy silver hair heheh) and also D – her hair’s really cute lol and with dat zettai ryouiki of hers? DAAAYUUUUM ;)  Oh and she had boobs xD

I really liked the story too.  I’ve never read The Three Musketeers before but it don’t really matter, the story here’s pretty interesting.  It had me confused a bit at parts and I’m certain I got pooploads wrong but yeah still.  After playing the routes of Rochefort, Richelieu and Treville, the Musketeer routes felt a bit…lacking in terms of plot but all the routes had really sweet moments.  I liked Porthos’s,  Treville’s and Rochefort’s routes the most – Porthos’s one I couldn’t stop laughing and fanboyin over adorkable Porthos; and Rochefort and Treville’s routes had that bittersweet element dat I really like.

In a nutshell, Musketeer is a damn good game, definitely one of the better otome games out there.  Good art, good story, good charas, good music; can’t really ask for any more eh?  A gripe I had was with the omake stuff cuz they were real short and silly lol, weren’t anywhere as good as the bonuses u get in other games (cept for ORE WA CAPTAIN ATHOS!!!! xD) but fuck dat not important.  Jus play the game ;)

fan service XD

Yup, from today, the animated movie ‘Heart no Kuni no Alice‘ will be in Cinema’s!! (In japan of course)

-ハートの国のアリス　劇場版-

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First released in 2007 on Valentines Day for the PC, QuinRose’s most popular franchise has become a movie. Yea, seems like they were at first planning to make an anime but… =.= I guess a movie would match it a bit better.

lol

Uhh, for those of you who don’t know, Heart no Kuni no Alice is basically a sort of parody of Alice in Wonderland (pretty obvious -.-) where the heroine, Alice gets forcefully pulled into a hole and transported into the country of hearts by the rabbit/man-with-rabbit-ears Peter White. In order to go back she has to … … not really sure. get friendly with the guys? That’s about it. Seems normal? Thing is:

• Alice is pretty sarcastic, not at all otome-heroine like and the main point, DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. and this is an otome game. =.=
• There’s something WRONG (mentally) with all the guys who you can go for. They can go around killing people and act like nothing happened.
• One of the guys you can go for looks exactly like Alice’s ex. … Who happened to fall in love with Alice’s sister.
• and finally, Alice has this weird past or something.

cosplay - the only way to make Gowland look decent orz

 

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Alternative Titles: 

Company: Quin Rose

Release Date: 23.06.11

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, quiz, U.K Culture (lol)

Artist(s): 藤丸豆ノ介 -
Fujimaru Mamenosuke + others

Official Site: http://quinrose.com/
game/mother_psp/top.html

Plot Summary: Erika Fleur (Name change possible) wakes up one morning and notices that a book on her shelf is glowing brightly. The book was a collection of nursery rhymes called ‘Mother Goose’ and it was given to her by her grandmother when she was small and yea, Erika had forgotten all about it. Since its glowing, she opens it and … finds herself in some mansion surrounded by 5 men who introduce themselves as the inhabitants of the book.

Turns out she was summoned by them with the help of the owner of the mansion, ‘Lady Goose’ (orz, no idea how to translate グース婦人). Obviously Erika wants to return home and she gets hopeful when they reassure her that even Lady Goose can’t trap someone in a book. The reason she was called was because they couldn’t stand having their whole existence forgotten and got sick of waiting for her to open the book. So yea, they tell her that they’ll let her go back when they believe that she knows them well enough. … Which means? She has to take exams over the nursery rhymes with one of the men and once she gets full marks 10 times, they’ll let her return. … so.

The player has to take the exams which is basically getting 10 questions right. AND, one gets to check each poem during the test and the system is nice enough to show you the right one. Sounds great?

1 exam = 10 questions

1 guy = 10 exams = 100 questions

Total number of guys to go for = 5.

…. SO IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THE GAME, I HAVE TO ANSWER 500 QUESTIONS ON NURSERY RHYMES… CORRECTLY!!! and yea, you can only pass the exam when you get 10/10 right. So? One question wrong means you have to restart the whole exam.

Wonderful =.=

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Arthur Lindgren

(CV: Sakurai Takahiro)

Typical British Gentleman that likes to stick to British ideals. He’s basically a nobleman that lives close to Lady Goose’s mansion. What’s with the japanese and 紳士’s. Used to live in UK but never really think that British = gentlemen. *cough* anyway.

Erika is pretty pissed at the situation she is in so in order to give her abreak from studying (that is basically what she has to do the whole time), Arthur offers to give her treats every time that she passes an exam. So yea, he suggests that Erika comes along with him for a walk as that’s his ‘gentlemanly’ hobby. More like what a retired-old-man-with-nothing-better-to-do would do but she receives a death glare when she points it out.

One time, he teaches her about flower meanings and how some have double meanings (?) or something. Another time he tells her about the Cottingley Fairies (lol – even I know) and how some kids tricked the nation with fake photos of fairies. Seems like Arthur really likes the occult coz the next time he’s talking about people faking UFO’s. （＾－＾＿）.

Well, one day he gives Erika some flowers with the meaning of effort. Yea, and pisses her off by saying that she’s too young to understand love. I dunno, the first part he keeps on treating her like a kid and seems to be the most laid back character but despite the fact that he’s the one who calls himself a gentleman, I guess he couldn’t stand himself and is the fastest guy to start glomping her. =.= Gentleman. … Where? And he’s the one treating her as a kid. lol

Erika doesn’t want to go back to her own world but then as she knows it’s impossible to remain inside the book forever, decides to think positively (?) and enjoy the last date with Arthur. Some reason he’s wearing some other formal clothes.  He says that he has prepared something for her and after their last walk; he takes her to a church and appears with a bouquet of roses. Erika’s extremely shocked and is happy that she managed to spend her last moments (sounds like she’s about to die lol) with him. … Then he goes to his knees and proposes to her. … O.o seems like he’s going to leave with her. I mean, if someone can go into the book why can’t someone go out? Happy ending.

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Bacchus Moore

(CV: Suwabe Junichi)

The chef at Lady Goose’s mansion and also works at night at his own pub in the city. Uses his ability as a chef to give Erika food to make her study. Basically attempting to force her to study by feeding her. (=^_^=)  I guess it would work on me.

He feeds gives her cheese once and another time he takes her out to a sweet shop. … And tricks her into eating licorice. =.= in order to enjoy her reaction. Have nothing to do with this but our family used to give licorice away for Halloween as no-one liked it. Poor kids XD. Maybe that’s why my house was egged.

I dunno, now that I think about it, Bacchus seems to be teasing her the whole time as well. Most of the guys treat her like a kid so no surprise. Erika knows that she’s practically being fed but can’t really do anything ’cause the food is too good to resist. In order to thank him, she decides to cook him something. Pretty stupid to cook something for a professional but Bacchus is happy anyway. … To the point that he wants to put it on his menu at his pub.

He invites her over to his pub as thanks and gives her some special drink that you set alight. …. … … And somehow this leads to him kissing her. Guess he couldnt maintain himself.

On the last date, Bacchus asks if she doesn’t mind helping him out with something. He wants her to give out some small pouches of food/sweets (?) to the people who pass by and so Erika does. She doesn’t understand why but everyone congratulates her when they receive it. One finished, she asks Bacchus what they meant and he reveals to her that this was what the people who couldn’t afford a church ceremony would do in order to get the community to know that they were married. The husband would give them to his wife and the wife would pass them to the people. Erika’s like ‘=.= we’re married now…?’. Bacchus proposes properly and says that he is going to Erika’s world with her.

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Cezary Fritche

(CV: Morikawa Toshiyuki)

A researcher that’s so poor that he’s living in Lady Goose’s mansion ’cause she approves of his studies on Greek mythology. He helps Vincent with his studies as well so I guess; he somehow enjoys helping Erika as well.

They get on pretty well compared to the other characters and despite the fact that Cezary was making fun of Erika in the beginning for being stupid enough to forget about them, he changes his opinion of her when she becomes interested in Greek stuff as well. Once, they become too engaged in some topic that somehow they get way too close to each other and yea, Cezary becomes embarrassed and shifts away. Lol

They go for a walk in the woods and yea, start talking over holy Christmas trees and mixing of religion etc. He tells Erika over how it’s pretty interesting to watch what she does cause of her personality to which she’s like, ‘stop treating me like a test subject’. … But when Cezary asks if she doesn’t like having him interested in her, she can’t talk back. So Cezary kisses her and mutters over how he wishes that he could simply carry her away with him like the Greek gods.

This pic is so pretty XD

For their last date, Cezary takes her to go star-gazing. Erika tells over how most woman think its romantic to swear their love to the stars. … (Shit translation). But then Cezary counters by saying that most star constellations are based on pretty O.o stories so instead of pledging to the stars, its way better to pledge to each other. …. He tells her that he’s going to follow her to her world and she’s like, ‘that’s as crazy as what the Greek gods would do’. He agrees and says that this time it’s going to be Erika who’s going to carry him away. So yea, Erika’s like, ‘sure I’m going to be here to carry you away’ XD.

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Eric Burrel

(CV: Toriumi Kousuke)

Does practically anything as long as you pay him and helps out sometimes at Lady Goose’s mansion as well. Despite the fact that Erika receives treats, she feels bad considering that Eric isn’t that well off.

He shows her around the town and I guess he’s the chara who gets events that are closer to dates than study periods. He gives her ice cream and teases her over being too embarrassed to feed him.

Another time, he decides that he wants to buy something proper for her instead of food (I think that’s what all chara’s been giving her). They go window shopping and Erika stops to look at a dress. When Eric suggests that she at least tries it on, Erika is like ‘I don’t think I’ll fit!’ as the dress is one that needs a corset. … And Eric being a wonderful gentleman grabs her waist and is like ‘course you’ll fit. … Are you sure you’ve been eating. I’m worried I could snap you’ while she’s going ‘WTF!! GET OFF ME!!’.

He takes her out to a hill and shows her some honey bees. This time Erika tells him over some type of bee, who have been proven scientifically to be unable to fly. Weird thing is that they can. The reason? … Because the bee’s themselves have no idea that they can’t. So that’s why this type of bee is a symbol of doing something that’s actually impossible.

Eric decides to give her a present as the last time he tried to buy her something; he ended up pissing her off for having no manners. He gives her a stone with a pattern of Erika with a bee. Seems like he carved the pattern in himself. At least Erika has something that she can take back with her. … But yea, Eric is like, ‘for the past few exams, I’ve been praying that you’ll fail. Shame that it doesn’t seem to work’ ( ｉдｉ ).

On their last date, Eric asks her to help him choose what kind of shoes to buy. … The time that they’re about to leave is close and Eric starts saying that he’s all ready now to go to her world. Erika = WTF O.o. Seems like buying new shoes help the wearer to achieve a goal or get to somewhere safely. He proposes to her and says that he doesn’t want to leave her anymore.

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Vincent Noble

(CV: Yasumoto Hiroki)

A student at a close-by school who often uses the library in Lady Goose’s mansion to study. Also comes to visit Cezary who he calls his teacher.

He gets on pretty badly with Erika in the beginning because he doesn’t really like women. When she teases him about it, he clearly states that the main reason for his hatred is because ONE woman forgot all about their existence. … Well, this causes the two to be shouting at each other the whole time and in this route, Erika practically forces Vincent to give her treats as she sees no other point in bothering to study. Vincent has no idea what a girl would like so yea, he uses the easiest one. … Feed her. Other things that he does are show her the crown jewels.  Yea, Women = like money and food and jewels. How simple we are.

Anyway, when they’re taking a walk in the forest, Erika trips over despite Vincent’s warning. He manages to pull her up once but then this leads to the two falling over. … Erika expects him to start shouting at her to get off but all that follows is a silence. Vincent is like … Girls are so light. … And things begin to get awkward between them.

I guess he manages to pull himself together cause the next time they meet; he uses the fact that girls are light to an advantage and uses Erika as a way to get some books that were high on the shelf. Too bad he had no idea that Erika’s going ‘wtf, wtf, wtf, what the hell’ and is as confused as hell.

I guess after this the two are pretty cute together. Vincent asks Erika to help him buy a tie pin and yea, when she puts it on for him, they realize what they are doing and both start blushing as hell.

He invites her to watch Romeo and Juliet and yea, I guess this is what causes him to start thinking about being in a position that one cannot get the one he loves. I dunno. Something like that. He goes on his knees and the two start acting out a bit of the play. Aw.

He takes her on a walk in the woods and brings up the subject of kissing under the mistletoe. … He tells her over how the mistletoe was believed to have the ability to make miracles happen or something and that by kissing her, he wants to go with her to her world. Is that the only way he can man himself up to kiss her? Well, either way, it worked!!

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HAREM ENDING + ∞

You get this special harem ending when you complete all the routes. And yea, it’s basically all the characters fighting over Erika.

Arthur: How would you like to be the wife of a nobleman?

Bacchus: What? I can cook anything you like. Isn’t the wife of a cook obviously better?

Cezary: I thought you said you were interested in what I research. Best to come with me.

Eric: I might not be rich, but yea, compared to the rest I obviously am way more social and know everyone around here.

… Poor Vincent gets pushed away for being ‘a kid’. Ha!.

Anyway, apart from that, this basically sums us this game up. Erika asks who the hell Lady Goose is as despite the fact that she’s lived in her mansion, she still hasn’t seen her. … They reveal to her that a person called Lady Goose never really existed. Mother Goose is what the collection of the nursery rhymes is called but it’s unlikely that every song was written by the same person. So?

The reason why they’re called Mother Goose is because the person who told the kids the rhymes was called that by them. So yea, she was likely some servant who looked after geese. …. …

-the end-

(this is what the game said. okay?)

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… Okay? …  … … … Otome Game? Where? What did I just finish? This is basically a game that teaches us about the U.K. and Nursery rhymes. Otome game is a bonus.

Awesome Seiyuu cast and yea, I have to repeat myself. Otome game is a bonus. The main point is that we have hot voices reading out nursery rhymes. I mainly read the English ones and all I have to say is that. … The English voices were pretty crap. Hmm, I mean, in English, they read out the rhyme once and then if it’s a song (e.g. Hey Diddle Diddle, Twinkle Little Star) they would sing it. … And yea, the song was pretty =.= meh.

About the rhymes, some that I would swear were songs weren’t sang (e.g. Jack and Jill). AND other ones seemed to be different from what I learnt them as. (e.g. The Guy Fawkes Poem – remember remember …). I dunno, I guess this game is for jap people who have no knowledge of them so……

Characters: Fav chara = Eric with Vincent / Bacchus / Arthur coming afterwards. orz Cezary. Not only were you megane, but I found that you were such a waste for your voice actor. Most interesting chara (what they teach you during the treats = Arthur (I enjoyed the UFO + fairy talk). Would have chosen Cezary but … I already was a fan of Greek myths (as they’re hilarious) so nothing new. Erika’s pretty cool, standard quin rose heroine – not a doormat.

Art. The Basic CG isn’t bad. Actually pretty good for Quin Rose standards. BUT!! ONE POSITIVE THING ABOUT NURSERY RHYMES!! ALL THE NURSERY RHYME IMAGES ARE PRETTY!! I dunno, they got pretty good artists, one guy from studio ghibli, another who did the art for Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi (18+ game) and a couple of others. AND! We have over 200 images for nursery rhymes.

The game overall. I’m repeating myself for the THIRD time but the otome game is the bonus. It’s like they make you take the test so you can see the event. At least it’s pretty easy to complete the game. They give you some extra scenes of two chara interactions but apart from that they don’t appear in anyone else’s routes. The Harem ending is simply a ‘congrats for completing the game!!’. Hmmm, apart from that. Biggest disappointment = … THE ENDING IS ALL THE SAME!! + NO EPILOGUE!!

Recommend for people who want/interested in: A simple Otome game, Practice Jap + English, Enjoy Nursery Rhymes, Like the U.K….. AND LIKE PRETTY ART!! You don’t need to play the proper routes to see the nursery rhymes CG. I would keep it in my psp to simply browse through the CG.

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Some of the nursery rhymes mentioned are pretty O.o so I’ll put some of them down.

Tell-tale-tit
Your tongue shall be slit
And all the dogs in town
Shall have a bit

There was an old woman had three sons,
Jerry and James and John
Jerry was hung and James was drowned.
John was lost and never was found,
So there was an end of her three sons,
Jerry and James and John

Little Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

My mother has killed me
My father is eating me
My brother and sisters sit under the table
Picking up my bones
And they bury them under the cold marble stones

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I apologise for my taste. XD

Alternative Titles: 

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 02.10.08

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/

kanuchi/white.html

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, fantasy

Plot Summary: Our heroine Aki’s an orphan who got picked up by a Toura jiijii and has been living happily with him for 17 years till one day, she meets all these bishies and that  turns her schizophrenic LOL.  Combine that with some blacksmithing, fantasy elements and a weirdass plot and we got our Kanuchi.  Das the gist of things anyway xD

So Kanuchi is split into two parts and this, Shiroki Tsubasa is part 1.  Kuroki Tsubasa is part 2 and I’ll finish that off soon…hopefully hehheh.

MUKASHI MUKASHI…there were two noble families, one called TAKAMAHARA and the other, YASUNA.  They hated each other and were constantly raping each other.  However, life’s a bitch and decides to pull a Romeo and Juliet on em so the Takahamara daughter, KAYANA, and the Yasuna son, IZUSAMI, started sexing each other up and the families raged and put em both under house arrest.  It was also pretty common for people to have wings lol.  Several years later, the Takamahara head died so Kayana was made BAU5 and worked hard to become all gangsta baller, forgetting about Izusami in the process.  Izusami becomes BAU5 too and some time later, the Takamahara family and the Yasuna had some giant fight to end this lameass feuding shit and there, white winged Kayana smashed up black winged Izusami so the Takamahara ruled over the land.  When Kayana became the ruler, her white wings turned black from the grief of killing her ex Izusami and several thousand years later, she’s made into the goddess of war of the land.

Kay now back to the present.  People now no longer have wings and only those of the royal TAKAMAHARA line have black wings.  Aki’s been trying to find a job now dat she’s 17 but her Toura jii’s against it and wants her to stay in the kitchen and make him sandwiches everyday WOMAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN :@:@:@.  Toura jii’s a blacksmith, summin that Aki wants to be too but OBVIOUSLY SHE CAN’T CUZ SHE’S A WOMAN lol xD Anyway Aki ain’t giving up and spends her days looking for work.

Kurato Esta

An 18 year old royal guard.  He’s pretty abrasive and is all dicking to Aki upon first meeting her like  ”BEETCH GET OUTTA MA WAY” but warms up to her after she’s like “FAT SHIT THE ROAD’S WIDE ENOUGH U MOVE YO ASS :@:@:@” xD  He has a hell lotta pride as a swordsman but wears his heart on his sleeve and is actually pretty tennen, frequently having HARUAHSUDAHUUURRR moments LOL.

So Kurato apologises to Aki after their first encounter ended in a bitch fight and hearing that he’s looking for a blacksmith to serve the royal guards, Aki introduces Toura jii to him but Toura jii outright refuses, won’t tell Aki the reason and pissed, Aki runs off into a bigass typhoon HEEERP.  Kurato races round in the rain to find Aki who comes home and apologises to Toura jii.

Toura jii’s all dwbi but he falls ill from dancing in the rain and through a stroke of luck, Aki finds a job in the city as a blacksmith and she heads off to earn money to heal her sick grandpa.

Since then, Kurato’s been all over Aki and comes by 24/7 to help her out and gets jealous when other ppl get close to her cuz he thought he was “the only one close to her” ;)  One day, Aki wakes up and HORRY SHIET TAKAMAHARA KAYANA is inside her!! Turns out this year a special time called 審判の時 SHIMPAN NO TOKI occurs which  is when the 3 stars align in the skies and summin weird is supposed to happen – Kayana gets brought back to life.  She’s without a body so she borrows Aki’s one and is also missing her wings.

So a few thousands years ago just after Kayana killed Izusami, Kayana decided to get married cuz she’s the head of her family and needs to continue the line blablabla.  She married her KANUCHI – a blacksmith who forms a contract with someone by making a special sword formed by KUMAHI – bff who betrayed her and killed her in the end.  When Kayana found out about her betrayal, she cast some magic or summin that in the case that she died, she’d get ressurected during the next Shimpan no Toki.  Least das wot I think happened, I got pretty confused lol so sorry if I just wrote a whole load of bs _(_ _)_

…aaaand das when everyone starts complaining about how shitty this game is cuz now there are two heroines and all the guys get hot for KAYANA and not AKI.  I dunno, I like Kayana, she’s a total badass ANEKI, so friggin GAR so i din’t mind but…

…yeah Kurato  falls for her instead LOL XD

Anyway on nights where the Lua star is at its brightest or summin, Kayana temporarily regains her powers and can leave Aki’s body.  Initially, Kurato isn’t that interested in Kayana and is still “AKI AKI AKI”, getting into “IT’S NOT WOT IT LOOKS LIKE” situations with her  while the other guards are like “RAPIST KURATOOOOOO :@:@:@”  and he’s still comin round all the time to help her.

However, after Kayana kicks his ass in a sword duel, he starts getting interested and gets into wrong situations with her lol like when he tried to stop Kayana from looking at his photos and resorted to pushing her down onto his bed XD

Later on, Aki’s attacked by some pervert who demands directions to the palace and would have killed her had Kayana not bust out her badass moves and whipped the guy into submission. The guy flees and Aki hurries to the king’s place in fear that the king’s being targeted.

The pervert breaks into the palace and then starts perving on Kurato and it’s revealed that he’s actually KURATO’S TWIN LIL BRO AKUTO.  Akuto’s here to get revenge for some stupid wangsty reason which Kurato explains to Aki is cuz Akuto believes it’s Kurato’s fault that he  almost died.  When they were kids, their place got set on fire from the war and Akuto got trapped.  Kurato went to save his bro but cuz he was just a kid, he cudn’t do shit and ended up letting go of his bro’s hand.  Kurato’s parents told him that Akuto burned to cinders but now Akuto’s back and out to smush in Kurato’s head for leaving him back then.

…wut.

After dat, an injured Akuto shows up at Aki’s show by coincidence and collapses.  Aki decides to nurse him back to health where he starts getting all sexy time on her cuz DAMN AKUTO IS ONE SEXY BASTARD VOICED BY MIDORIKAWA HIKARU AND NOT IN HIS GAYASS YOH VOICE EITHER.

Anyway he gets better and leaves. Meanwhile, Kurato’s heard from the stars LOL dat his meeting with Akuto is the beginning of Kayana finding her lost wings again and that to help Kayana some more, he should give her his IMINA – the name of his soul that controls his life, summin dat he can onli tell one person.

Then IZUSAMI (Kayana’s YASUNA bf from 298472938429 years ago) gets resurrected too later and he manages to yank Kayana out of Aki’s body for good.  He takes her back to the past and sez he wants to be with her but Kayana rejects him cuz she’s gotta go back to Aki.  This reminds her of the past where the same thing happened, Izusami snuck out to see her but Kayana rejected him cuz she’s resolved to be the Takamahara head while Izusami remained heartbroken and couldn’t understand why they had to fight when they loved each other.

Izusami goes nuts into his berserker mode and tries to kill himself and Kayana together but Kurato somehow yanks her out. Here, Kurato realises that he really does like Kayana so decides to tell her his Imina.  Immediately, Kayana regains one of her wings and happy glomps a dere Kurato heheh ;)

They go back where they find Izusami all jelly cuz he immediately senses that Kurato’s got the hots for Kayana.  Being the stupid, selfish whiny brat he is, Izusami decides to kill Kurato to have Kayana which ends up with Kayana taking a hit for Kurato. Kurato and Izusami both freak and Kurato carries Kayana back to Aki.

At the same time, Akuto’s ordered to retrieve both Kayana and Aki. Despite Akuto being all “NO WHY AKI T.T” abt his orders, he still jacks em both.  Kurato’s pathetically weak and gets his ass owned so Akuto makes off with the two heroines and brings em to his YASUNA king.

…AAAAND TO BE CONTINUED IN KUROKI NO TSUBASA =P

Mitoshi Freska

Kurato’s bff.  Mitoshi’s a giant bag of HERP who can talk to stars and apparently, THE STARS TALK TO HIM TOO o.O;; Lol so “wtf this guy must be high” aside, Mitoshi can read the future and all dat funky shiet through his ability and is basically the “HOSHIYOMISHI” (Star Reader)  for the castle.  Despite his trappy, docile appearance and HARDARHUDSDVHERDUNGFAR way of talking, he’s actually a TOTAL BADASS who’ll RAPE UR ASS with his FUCKIN MAGICAL BEADS OF DOOM so don’t piss the lil guy off ;D  Eheheh and he can cook! <3

Kayana asks Mitoshi to look for a method to find her wings so Mitoshi stays up all night talking to stars.  He reveals that he’s actually in the royal guards to get revenge on his old friend HINOKA who he suspects killed his older sis some years back.

Everything’s fine and dandy till Izusami suddenly shows up and  yanks his sword outta Mitoshi.  Apparently, u gotta be BORN a hoshiyomishi and Mitoshi was actually born half sane and dint have the ability to talk to rocks in the skies lol.  Hinoka became a proass hoshiyomoshi who could change the future and believing that he needed to be a hoshiyomishi too to kill the guy, Mitoshi struck a contract with Izusami where if Mitoshi took care of Izusami’s sword, Izusami would grant him the powers of a Hoshiyomishi.

Now that the sword is gone, Mitoshi’s source of power is gone and he’s just human now.  He goes all emo and runs outta the castle, going over to the sea or summin that separates TAKAMAHARU and YASUNA.  He tries to swim over to get to Hinoka before Aki finds him and bitchslaps the hell outta him like “BOY WTF U THINK U DOIN?! U CAN’T SWIM:@:@:@:@” before she tells him to CALM THE FUCK DOWN and takes him home.

At the same time, Izusami’s made a deal with another royal guard called TSUMITE and now that Izusami has his powers back, he’s gonna grant Tsumite’s wish of destroying TAKAMAHARA.  Izusami goes nuts when Kayana rejects him and he stabs Aki which leads to Mitoshi going apeshit  and killing Izusami.

Aki of course is okay and Mitoshi’s relieved and shiet.  On the next day of Lua, Kayana uses her powers to give Mitoshi his hishoyomoshi powers back and this time, he’s got a new ability of being able to go back into peoples’ memories and TAKE  things from there.

Anyway, the war begins where The YASUNA bad guys and Tsumite come to attack Mitoshi and tell the kid that if he wants to know the truth, go to YASUNA and find Hinoka.  At the same time, Kayana and Aki get taken to YASUNA too and ere’s where the story ends off till Kuroki Tsubasa ;D

Shin Atobe

Shin’s the flirty playboy character.  He’s very chill and lighthearted and seems like he can’t take anything srsly but he’s actually the most pro swordsman  in the royal guards.  His route was pretty confusing and that combined with my poop jap skills onli further exacerbated the prob so I’m only gonna gloss over things and I apologise for any mistakes

Shin’s real nice to Aki, finds her cute and helps her out with a lotta stuff.  Well it kinda helps that Shin’ll go for anything in a skirt LOL but woteva xD

So Shin’s story is that he’s actually not from this time period.  In his own time, he tried to commit suicide or summin and his bff KASUGA stopped him by stopping time or summin i have no fucking clue but anyway, it saved Shin yet at the same time, threw him elsewhere in time and now his and Kasuga’s 15 year old bodies lie in a deep slumber at the bottom of a lake.

Anyway the war between YASUNA and TAKAMAHARA begins again so Shin has to fight and gives Aki a good bye kiss before leaving.  There, he suddenly meets KASUGA who’s now part of YASUNA.  They dun wanna fight each other but Kasuga says that for the time being, he’s bound to Yasuna so they’re enemies.

Kasuga’s ordered to capture Aki and Kayana so he goes to their place and is all “IMA KIDNAP U NOW OKAY?” but Aki’s just like “…okay…wanna come in fo tea? :D” so they end up chillin together instead LOL. Shin comes back from the war and finds Kasuga at Aki’s place so they all have din din together with Izusami

Like in the last two routes, Izusami got revived too and his berserker side tries to kill Kayana so Kayana jacks his wings to destroy him. Kayana agrees to go to Yasuna with Kasuga if he can beat her in a duel but whilst fighting, they realise that he, Shin and Kayana all have the exact same fighting style which doesn’t make sense cuz Kayana’s from 2000 yrs ago…unless her swordman teacher is still alive o.O;;

Well woteva the YASUNA kings gets pissed that Shin’s taking his sweetass time so sends Akuto to get the girls and Shin crazy rages when Kasuga doesn’t do anything to stop em.  In the end, both of em charge after the YASUNA guys to save Kayana and Aki.

Ouba Teo

lol i guess after Nise no Chigiri, Otomate’s now tryna incorporate summin for everyone so we have FORTY EIGHT year old Ouba.  Yeah das right, this old man’s nearly 50 fuckin years old but it don’t matter, he still gets the chicks cuz he’s still sexy and doesn’t look like a 50 yr old fart xD  So needless to say, I wasn’t as disturbed as when I was playing TOUGI JII JII’s route in Nise no Chigiri (who btw, looks like A LEGIT OLD MAN) and actually liked Ouba cuz he was SO ADORABLE and not like a tough old bean that his position of being the leader for the royal guards suggests.  Easy to talk to, like a big papa  and always jumping to hilarious conclusions, he’s also got a pretty sad past where his wife died some yrs back and he’s now a widow with a 17yr old son.

So Ouba’s thang is that he can’t rmb anything more than 15 years ago before his wife died.  Mitoshi tells him dat it’s cuz he sealed away his memories but Kayana can delve into em and help him rmb.  Nuther thing is, though he can’t rmb anything else, he remembers his first love extremely clearly cept for her name and sees that Aki bears a striking resemblance to her.  Whether this is actually a real memory or not he has no clue but in a scene, Aki falls, Ouba gets all worked up and climbs on top of her and then Kurato walks in on the scene LOL

Anyway the war between TAKAMAHARA and YASUNA soon begins and Mitoshi tells Ouba that Kayana is gonna get attacked by YASUNA.  Ouba suddenly gets a flashback of the day his wife died, where in her last moments, she says that Ouba was never looking at her but regardless, her life has been a blessing with him.

Blablabla Ouba’s like “NO I LOOK ONLI AT U” and is all OSBFODF???? so Kayana whacks the living daylights outta him to make him stop being a HERP. After saving Kayana from Izusami, the YASUNA dudes come and tell Ouba that his son, Takami, is with em and that they’re gonna gank the kid. Ouba’s all WTFBBQ and before he knows it, Kayana and Aki are taken too and he races after em. TO BE CONTINUED…

Ukitsu Watase

Ukitsu’s a giant jerkass who’s always bitching about one thing or another, can’t follow instructions for his life and horry shiet is he an arrogant angry dragon ==***  Course this all belies a much kinder, clumsy nature underneath and he’s actually a real nice guy who’s always helping out his butt buddy Hayano and is pretty lololololol when he gets embarrassed xD

 So while Kurato is an asshole to Aki for like, 10 seconds, Ukitsu spends half of the game trashtalking Aki at every opportunity he gets cuz he thinks she’s being retardedly idealistic by opening a shop in the middle of nowhere while she has no blacksmithing experience.  Aki takes it like a man cuz she knows it’s true but her bff Seri bitchslaps Ukitsu and Kayana bitches right back  and shows him WHO’S BAU5 by jacking Ukitsu’s sword before he even finished drawing it ;)

Ukitsu’s all ragey abt it afterwards but finds himself getting caught up in Aki’s pace, carries her home when she hurts her legs and in the end, accepts that she’s not some hillbilly so he becomes all nice and stuff.

the first part of his path revolves around his boyfriend Hayano but I’ll write abt that in Hayano’s route cuz it’s the same thang and not actually that important in Ukitsu’s route lol.

Now the big shit. Ukitsu’s from a family of “KEY HOLDERS”, the key of which is actually a curse/tattoo thingy on his sexy left thigh. The star, Orta is believed to be the door to the other side so during SHIMPAN NO TOKI, the door opens and a key is needed to close it again – Ukitsu’s key.  Ukitsu’s ancestor was SETSUMA, the first key holder and somehow, Setsuma’s line split into two which means that closing Orta’s door needs two keys now.

Yeah a giant pain in the fuckin ass eh?

Some creepy Orochimaru look alike called SANATO from the other family has the 2nd key and he has been stalking Ukitsu forever, trying to jack the guy’s key. Anyway Ukitsu finds out that after he closes the door, his key’ll disappear and he’ll DIE.  So he’s been living his whole life not knowing shit, he’s a tool for his family and he’s gonna die at the next SHIMPAN NO TOKI in a few months.  Wtf.

< I love how homo Sanato is

Aki passes by and is abt to leave but Ukitsu stops her, grabs her from behind and says to stay for just a tad, he doesn’t wanna be alone at the mo. Soon after dat, Ukitsu goes missing but Kayana’s got bigger shit on her hands, IZUSAMI got resurrected too and he yanks Kayana out of Aki.

Meanwhile, Ukitsu’s returned and has been put into solitary confinement and soon after Kayana returns too.  Aki goes see Ukitsu and says that she feels lonely that both Kayana and him aren’t telling her anything but when he comes out, she n Hayano are gonna hold a party for him and Ukitsu thanks Aki when she leaves.

Ukitsu’s let out and they all have a big celebration before Ukitsu’s called to the frontlines and gets chopped up and comes home to Sanato kidnapping our two heroines so Ukitsu runs after the two to YASUNA.

Hayano Semisai

Ukitsu’s buttbuddy.  He’s the foil to Ukitsu, sensitive and polite.  His route bored the shit outta me cuz it’s like a rehash of Ukitsu’s route and most of the scenes were pretty fucking pointless == Doesn’t help that Hayano ain’t the most interesting person in the world too…

Anyway as explained in Ukitsu’s route, Hayano’s actually the PRINCE OF KIRIHI, sent out to become independant and shiet.  Seeing as Hayano doesn’t know shit about the world, he ends up getting lost and that’s when he meets Ukitsu.  The guy can’t leave someone as pathetically naive as Hayano (lol the dumbass srsly thought that money grew on trees) alone so he helps the guy out and soon, Hayano’s getting jobs and shiet.

Blablablabla along the way we have the bromance shiet between Ukitsu and Hayano, the times when they got into pettyass fights etc  skip skip skip

So fastforward to when Aki arrives.  The path’s pretty much the same as it was in Ukitsu’s route cept Hayano chills with Aki sometimes, goes over for dinner and later they go check out dem stars together.

 Aki and co course, find out that Hayano = PRINCE and soon, Hayano’s gotta leave cuz his oen year training is over.  Before he leaves, he and his lil sis, Asato, decide to make some “wings” or summin for Kayana and somehow they become Kayana’s real wings wtf okay screw this wing shit lol.  Aki’s obviously pretty torn up about Hayano leaving and so the latter but they both can’t spit it out so Kayana’s like “OKAY I HELP” and she forces Aki to hug Hayano lol xD

Hayano goes back to Kirihi where he’s all ronery but then his pops is poisoned and he’s made king.  This gets him all angsty hardcore and he becomes this hardass king who’s all “OLD PEOPLE WASTE OUR RESOURCES KILL EM ALL” so Asato rages and runs off back to TAKAMAHARA.

Aki and co are all wtf when Asato shows up but take her in anyway.  Super pissed, Hayano goes to TAKAMAHARA to get Asato there and the first thing he does is slap the living daylights outta his lil sis.  I was like “DA FUQ U DOING U FUCKING WIFEBEATER” and thank god Aki steps in and bitchslaps Hayano and tells dat beetch to snap outta it.  Hayano’s all sorry and shiet, brings Asato back but before he leaves, confesses that he liked Aki.

Aki’s like o.O  abt it and  Asato’s sick of seeing Hayano and Aki both so :( abt things so she runs to TAKAMAHARA and lies abt Hayano being sick so Aki’ll run over.  There, she reunites with Hayano but cuz Aki’s an otome heroine, she’s one dense shit brick and is like “I NEVER NOTICED NEVER SAW U DAT WAY”.  Hayano knows so he says that he jus wanted to let her know before he gets into a political marriage.

Course, Aki later realises that she likes Hayano big time too but figures it’s too late to do anything.  Kayana decides to teleport Aki over to Hayano on the day of the marriage so jus as Hayano’s abt to get married, Aki busts into the room and gatecrashes the wedding.  There, she confesses to Hayano who immediately breaks it off with his would be wife, glomps Aki and says that he wants to be together forever with her too :)

The two get married and SHIMPAN NO TOKI ends, meaning that Kayana’s time is up.  She thanks Aki for everything and before she disappears, tells her that she’s always gonna be watching over em so dwbi.  Some years later, Aki’s living happily as Hayano’s wife and they have twins called IZUSAMI and KAYANA ;)

Takamahara Kugami

The 13 year king of TAKAMAHARA.  Naive and honest, he doesn’t really know wot it means to be a king but tries his best to be a good king and shiet.  Anyway I pretty much had no interest in him cuz stupid lil boys aren’t really ma type and his naivete annoyed me a hell lot so much of his route i was pressing the skip button ==;;

So Kugami’s all confused abt being a king and shiet so his dad, Yuna, comes back as some ghost or summin to give him advice and stuff.  He tells Kugami to take a chill pill, find his own happiness blablabla and that Kayana’s gona come back from the dead. When Kayana shows up, Kugami’s all over her while everyone else is like “wtf this beetch can’t be THE Kayana!!”.  So Kugami asks Kayana to prove that she’s legit and Kayana shows em her wings and that convinces everyone.  Course, Kayana lost her wings so the ones she shows are only illusions but yeah who gives a fuck Kayana’s a total badass so stfu ppl.

Kayana goes over to visit Kugami cuz the boy’s a clingy lil girl and once, when Kayana has to leave, he throws a lil hissy fit and goes berserk with his TAKAMAHARA BLACK WINGS powahs.  Turns out Kugami still can’t control his power so Yuna forbade him from ever taking out his wings and shiet.

Anyway, Yuna warns Kayana and co that ppl in the castle are out for Kugami and sure enough, some guy comes in, sleep gases everyone and tries to kill Kugami but the kid runs to Aki’s place and they take him in for a tad.  He decides to stay there cuz it’s Kayana and the latter promises to protect him.

Pretty pathetic aint he, needing a girl to protect him LOL.  In fact, i got so annoyed with Kugami that I started fanboying over his DAD YUNA cuz das jus one smexy DILF mm mmmmmm >;)  Kugami’s loyal slave, KIMA, tells him that shit like this has happened before before.  Kima’s son managed to find out who was behind this crap but was unable to reveal who it was due to a spell and now the kid’s dead.

Blablablabla, Kugami learns to be a peasant, dress like a peasant and talk like one etc.  To thank Kayana, Kugami tells her his IMINA and in doing so, he loses his wings but Kayana regains hers.  Woteva cuz then the war begins, Kayana and Aki get captured and Kugami goes after em.

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

Okay since this is only the first half of the KANUCHI game, I can’t really give a “full review” or anything but here’s wot I got so far =P

Ma fave characters are definitely TOTAL BADASS ANEKI KAYANA, Akuto and Ukitsu lol, I loved how adorkable the latter two were xD  Shin was also pretty cool cuz he wasn’t the DB kind of playboy character.  Ouba must be the cutest old man in any otome game haha and I din’t really feel anything for Mitoshi.  I actually disliked Kugami and Hayano; Kugami was jus some stupid naïve kid and Hayano pissed me off a lot when he went all ragey and bored me a fuckload too.  Aki’s pretty standard an otome heroine but wasn’t doormatty or bitchy so I liked her a fair bit and I loved her bff Seri too, so tsundere xD  I like wot I see so far of the Kuroki guys (who are, if you haven’t realised, all the ‘bad guys’ in each guy’s route like Akuto and Takumi etc) but I’ll wait till I finish Kuroki to give a full evaluation though Akuto is awesome sexy ;)

The music was actually good enough to make me listen to it though I liked the PS2 OP much btr than the PSP one.  I wished they gave Kayana a voice cuz she’s so badass but oh wellz T.T  I haven’t heard of half the VAs in this game like Ukitsu’s one + Shin’s but I quite liked em.  Lol Akuto wins cuz he’s Midorikawa Hikaru xD

The art was the main thing that drew me to this game – something abt the unique pretty colouring I guess heheh. Kayana was pretty hot as far as otome game heroines go IMAO and lol Aki has pretty big boobs if u compare her with say, Tamaki from HnK HURHURHURHUR YES I WAS STARING xD  Hottest dude? Definitely KUGAMI’S DAD, YUNA LOL

And the story.  It was pretty interesting seeing as this was set in a different world, timeline and was fantasy but I got pretty confused with a lot of the finer details (my shitty jap is shitty soz) like the whole SHIMPAN NO TOKI thing and exactly how Kayana got her wings back in each route and stuff.  I liked Ukitsu’s route the most and Shin’s one really confused me with all the time travelling stuff.

So from wot I can judge from, I found Kanuchi to be more “interesting” than anything else; nothing is really blowing my mind about it, it’s just “aite” atm; the music and art mainly.  Additionally, much of the routes were devoid of romance and Aki/Kayana don’t seem to be anything more than close friends at most with the dudes.  I guess I can’t nitpick on this seeing as this is part 1 of the Kanuchi story but judging from what little fluff there was in even Hayano’s route, I’m suspecting that this is more of the maker’s incompetence with writing romance than anything else.  Guess I’ll just have to wait and see in Kuroki eh?

Oh yeah and i HATED the gameplay – most of it’s like a traditional VN, read n make choices but then there’s this really annoying blacksmithing aspect where you have to run around, find items and make shit – it din’t contribute to the story at all yet I had to spend HOURS AND HOURS finding and making shit jus to finish a route.  omfg i like ma rpgs and stuff but WHEN I PLAY AN OTOME GAME I WANT IT TO BE AN OTOME GAME.  mini games and shiet like this really makes the gameplay a hell lot less enjoyable, like if i wanted this running around shit, i’d play an rpg game or woteva, NOT AN OTOME GAME :@:@:@:@

Alternative Titles: 

Company: Aromarie

Release Date: 27.05.11

Official Site: http://aromarie.com/

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Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ Otome, romance, historical, drama

Plot Summary: YEAAAAH finally another Aromarie game!  This was really anticipated and tells of the story of our heroine, Yuriko.  She’s a noblewoman in the Taisho Era and it’s her bday so her family’s throwing a giant party for her.  Yuriko finds the party a tad much for just a bday and course there are underlying motives to this and turns out her dad’s tryna wed her to some rich guy to cover their money probs.  Yes, sounds like some cheesy ass cliche Kdrama bs BUT THERE’S A LOT MORE TO IT ;D

During the party, Yuriko figures out why it’s so extravagant and is pretty crushed abt it but resigns to her fate cuz hey, she’s a woman and wot else can she do eh?  No such thing as women’s rights here.  Another thing abt Yuriko is that she gives off a very distinct, fragrance that’s kinda like Youji’s rape inducing pheromones from Sweet Pool lol.

Suddenly, some rich people hating rogues break into her place and start trashing the place.  The sight of em defiling Yuriko’s place makes her snap and raging, she grabs a wooden sword to whack em but is saved by…

Shiba Junichi

Shiba is a super rich bitch  business man.  Forceful and charismatic, he’s the oresama type which meant I was all for him the minute he showed up lol xD  He’s been interested in Yuriko since some time back and is very straightforward and very  serious about making her his wife ;)  He can be seen as  pretty tactless, crazy possessive and just plain rough but he’s very honest with his feelings and underneath all that, he’s just so friggin cute xDxD

After the party, Yuriko’s father is found dead with a chinese bellflower (KIKYOU)  in his hand and the odd thing is, ONLY her father is dead – no other noblemen/ politicians were targeted.  Yuriko’s mom, SHIGEKO, dies soon as well with KIKYOU scattered all over her bed n Shiba comes to visit again and tells her that he’s going to give her money to save her family if she marries him; he likes that she’s not your typical ojousama, how she’s not a naiive dreamer and  that she has GUTS.  Yuriko is disgusted by Shiba tryna BUY her out so immediately tells him to gtfo but her raging face only turns Shiba on and he tells her he’s looking forward to their future encounters ;)  Oh damn he’s confident xD

Though reluctant, Yuriko decides that it’s stupid to just hate on the guy so goes out with him and Shiba confesses that he’s always been looking for her.  Unlike all the other ojousama, Yuriko never attended any parties, social events so Shiba was fascinated by her elusiveness and when he saw her some years back, he thought “SHE’S THE ONE”.  Yuriko’s like “FUCKING PLAYA BET U TELL EVERYONE DAT :@:@:@:@” LOL and though Shiba says she’s the only one, he admits that he has been manwhoring a tad for his business or summin lmao

While going home, Yuriko wonders why Shiba is chasing after a fallen noble like her but she rages when Shiba gets all drunken エロイ on her.  Shiba’s hurt that Yuriko hates him so much so straight out confesses that he likes her, find her cute and kisses her.  After some hawt make out session, Shiba says Yuriko’s gonna be his wife anyway so he can do woteva he wants to her.

Shigeko’s bff, Kyouko, invites em to her dinner party so Shiba drags Yuriko there lol.  There, Shiba gives Yuriko a super expensive pearl necklace made specially for her but she refuses to accept something so pricey.  No matter wot, Yuriko refuses to take it so Shiba snaps, grabs her and asks why she won’t accept him.  Yuriko says it ain’t that she hates him, she’s happy but accepting the gift would be like selling herself to him.  Shiba’s all SHOKKU and in Yuriko’s struggle to get free, the necklace breaks and she leaves after apologising.

Yuriko receives an invitation to go to Shiba’s partay and wanting to apologise again, she goes but catches Shiba kissing Kyouko.  She hears from other guests that Shiba’s getting Kyouko’s mula and that he’s using Yuriko or summin, din’t really understand but woteva, bottom line is, Yuriko’s PISSED.

During the party, all the lights are turned off and everyone starts exchanging ghost stories.  Yuriko is carried away in the dark by Shiba who takes her to his room and he’s all happy to see her.  However, Yuriko starts raging at him for being a manslut before Shiba says that the rumours are all bs and that the kiss with Kyouko was simply a greeting – 「俺が愛しているのは、百合子さん、あなただけなんだからな」;)  Shiba realises that Yuriko was actually jealous and though she denies it, Shiba can’t hold back no more and starts eating her face LOL

…Omg it’s like Shiba does a 180 and starts acting like a budding yandere rapist in training and starts feeling up Yuriko and grabbing her crotch while she’s like “NO FUCK U GET OFF ME AALALAHLAHALALAAHALGAHLA” .  He stops when he sees her crying and kisses her again before letting her go but jeebuz Shiba CONTROL YOURSELF XDXD

Some days later, Kyouko comes to talk to Yuriko.  She tells Yuriko that true, she gave Shiba money but das just cuz she’s his patroness and saw potential in him.  And tbh, they actualy did have a lil fling in the past but that was long ago and means nothing cuz the one he wanted was always Yuriko since way back.  Yuriko thinks this is all bs and wot pisses her off even more is that Kyouko’s telling her this and not Shiba so she decides to go with her gran’s suggestion and get married to SOMEONE ELSE.

KIND MAN

The matchmakin doesn’t go well and Yuriko decides to back out.  Shiba comes to say hi but collapses from lack of sleep and Yuriko takes him to her room.  Yuriko asks him why he keeps talking as though he knew her from long ago so Shiba spills the beans.

Shiba’s mom was a hooker and her brothel got burned down when he was 4, killing her as well.  He went into an orphanage where he became like Oliver Twist and was used with other kids to do shit.  However, he met loli Yuriko one day and she helped him from some dudes who were after him and then gave him her white handkerchief to wipe the dirt off his face.  Before leaving, she tells him not to be the ONI (she thinks he’s playing hide and seek from the guys that are after him) and Shiba promises not to be become a demon.

From then on, he got out of all the gang shit, started working to study, got patrons to support him and became rich through all his legit hard work.  He did all this to meet Yuriko again and be able to make her happy but he dint tell her cuz he thought it dint sound “MANLY” and wud make him “UNKEWL” LOL.  Anyway he gets horny again and confesses again and asks that she become his and this time, she returns his feelings and they get it on

After that, they kip on Yuriko’s bed and there, Shiba asks her to marry him and she agrees.  They get started on the wedding shiet but then Shiba tell her that someone working for her house = traitor and that day, she gets knocked out and taken to Shanghai.  Course Shiba catches up before that happens, Yuriko jumps out of the speeding car and blacks out.

All turns out well and they two get married when Yuriko heals.  Shiba starts his own orphanage and is plannin to build schools for kids and the two live happily ever after, fucking like rabbits 24/7 365 xD

IMPRISONED SLUT

Shiba catches wind of Yuriko trying to wed with someone else and barges into Yuriko’s house to rage and when he’s rejected again, he swears to make both Yuriko and her future husband pay.  Days later, Yuriko’s to be hubby’s business completely fails and Yuriko’s bro commits suicide out of despair.  Shiba comes along and Yuriko goes apeshit and swears to kill this sob for causin her bro’s death

Yuriko tries to commit suicide hoppin into a river but is ‘saved’ by Shiba.  She bashed her head so became blind and to the outside world, she’s dead already.  Shiba imprisons her and she becomes his sex slave.

REGRET

Yuriko doesn’t commit suicide but instead, swears revenge on Shiba, She becomes his wife, pretends to be willing and decides to feed him poison bit by bit to kill him off.  It’s kinda painful watchin this cuz Shiba is just overjoyed to have Yuriko by his side.  The poison takes affect later and Shiba dies telling Yuriko that having her with him was his happiness.

All his money is left to Yuriko and she takes over the business.  Now she feels empty and like shit and finds Shiba’s diary one day.  She flips to the day of her bday party and there, reads that Shiba has been working his ass off since “that day” to meet her again but has deided not to mention it or he’ll seem “LAAME” LOL.  It broke his heart every time she rejected his advances and he wonders wot he needs to do to make her love him.  When Yuriko was gonna marry someone else, he was shit pissed and was gonna destroy her wud be hubby but before he made his move, things were already working in his favour and someone ELSE was causing all this shit to happen. He cudn’t have been any happier when she became his wife but Shiba KNEW that she was fakin it and was puttin shit into his food.  Still, he din’t care cuz if das wot it takes to have her, then he’ll take it and feels like he’s become the happiest man in the world.

Mizuhito

Yuriko’s slut of an older brother lol.  Like her, he’s considered to be very beautiful and he spends all his time in dem HANAMACHI having massive orgies with random hookers and is considered to be the stain of the Nomiya family.  Well this harcore rebel behaviour stemmed from when his parents wouldn’t let him pursue his dreams overseas of being an artist but he’s very serene a person most of the time, is a good oniisama who loves Yuriko a lot…to the point that even the mom finds it creepy and has to keep telling him to stop hitting on his lil sis LMAO XD

When his pops dies, Mizuhito’s made head of the house.  Like Yuriko, he regards Shiba with much contempt and goes berserk when her mom encourages Yuriko to get married to Shiba – “ARE YOU GONNA TAKE AWAY HER FREEDOM TOO?? :@:@:@”.  Anyway, he hates how Shiba is dirtying his baby sis when the guy touched her hair so he decides to wash Yuriko’s hair for her

Yuriko doesn’t like how Mizuhito is always whoring around so tells him to stop but Mizuhito sez he can’t cuz he feels like suffocating if he isn’t loved by one.  He knows it’s not real but it feels real and he wonders if he can ever find true love.  Yuriko’s like “I RUV U NIISAMA!!” and Mizuhito says he loves her too but the love he wants is different and when Yuriko asks why it can’t be her, he’s like “OH SO U WANT BE CHEAP CHEAP 5 DORA SUCKY SUCK LICKY LICKY HOOKER FO ME??”.  Without thinking, Yuriko says yes and seeing that Yuriko is willing to do anything to stop him from being a bigger manwhore than he is now, Mizuhito’s touched, hugs Yuriko and sez he’ll try for her.

One night, Yuriko asks out of curiosity wot Mizuhito’s type is and he answers that it’s HER and asks her to marry him and gets all Joey Tribianni on her ass lmao.  Yuriko tells him to stop fuckin around cuz they siblings and Mizuhito apologises but says that it’d really be brill if he cud marry her.  He confesses that he ain’t really her bro and his real pops is some Shirakawa dude who sexed up some random woman and poof out came him.  Shirakawa refused to acknowledge Mizuhito as his son and Yuriko’s dad took pity on the woman and took Mizuhito in or summin like dat and Yuriko realises that Mizuhito’s so self destructive not cuz his freedom was taken away or anything but it’s all centered on his birth.  Yuriko sez it’s aite cuz he always gonna be her oniisama but aiya Mizuhito’s like “I NEVER THOUGHT OF U AS LIL SIS” and DUN DUN DUN says thhat he’s always loved her AS. A. WOMAN. SBFIOADAD

Yuriko has no time to WTF at this cuz her mom dies right after and Mizuhito tells her he was drunk so forget abt it.  Shiba comes in to see her and after telling Yuriko that he’s hurting to see her with Shiva, Mizuhito leaves and Yuriko chases after him.  She rages that  he  promised that he’d try not to go see his VIVA LA HOOKER STREET lapdancing friends and rages that he’s always done woteva the fuck he wants, comin and going as he pleases.  Mizuhito apologises and says he’s gonna make things clear this time:

「 改めえて言う。　僕は、お前を愛している。　妹としてではなく。。。女性として」

He then makes her pick between himself and Shiba.  Yuriko picks Mizuhito and they happy glomp till OH SHIT SHIBA WALKS IN ON THIS and the guy’s like “WTF U GUYS DOIN?? o.O;;” before Mizuhito tells him to GTFO and Shiba’s like “Aiyaaa poor Yuriko u has dis sis con pervert for a bro xD” before leaving.

Mizuhito stops going to VIVA LA HOOKER STREET so one of his old hoe buddies, Momoko, gets lonely and lies abt Mizuhito havin forgotten summin at her place to get him back.  Yuriko doesn’t tell Mizuhito this and gets her butler to retrieve the item but Mizuhito sees it and is pissed that Yuriko hid shit from him.  Seein her cry, he realises that it’s cuz she was afraid he’d go and leave her so they both decide to get rid of all thsi insecurity and “CONFIRM THEIR LOVE”  for each other >;D

TRESSES OF THE NIGHT SCENE

Anyway like in Shiba’s end, they realise that someone in their house is after em and tries to burn em down with the house.  Course the two don’t die and in the end, they leave for Paris and several years later, Mizuhito’s made it big as an artist.  They decide to have sexy time and start a family ;D

EMPTY TOMORROWS

Yuriko decides that this ‘incest’ ain’t healthy fo her bro so decides to marry Shiba.  Shiba’s real nice to her and loves her a lot but after some time, realises that she doesn’t love him and Yuriko doesn’t bother to hide this so their marriage spirals down into a violent trainwreck and Yuriko lives out her days being raped by Shiba o.O’;;

SECRET PARTNERS IN CRIME

Yuriko and Mizuhito are happy and together but keep their relationship a secret.  People start to find it suspicious and Yuriko’s osananajimi busts in and Yuriko finds out that Mizuhito has been selling himself to maintain their living.  The childhood friend declares that Mizuhito is being a selfish dickwad by tying Yuriko down to him but Mizuhito just knocks him out and gets him into a 3some so they’re all in this together wuuuut xD  i was thinking “HOLY MOFO” when Mizuhito shoved his wang into Yuriko while she had her childhood buddy’s one in the same hole o.O;; ouch.

INSIDE THE STORE ROOM

Mizuhito’s horny as fuck and fucking everyday, their sex soon descends into meaningless fuckin your brains out but one day, they find emselves locked in and the whole place is aflame outside.  Oh well no biggie just a fire let’s fuck some more THE END LOLOLOLOL

A PAIR OF BUTTERFLIES

During the night, Yuriko’s house is set on fire and the two try to escape but the fire has spread everywhere.  They decide to commit suicide through poison and hoping that this time they’ll have their happily ever after in the next world, they both die together.

Ozaki Hideo

Yuriko’s adorable osananajimi xD  It’s obvious he’s been in love with her since godfucking forever but cuz he’s a giant TSUNDERE, he can’t express it and spends all his time being a giant ice bitch prick and they’ve slowly drifted apart since their childhood years.  Ah if onli he could be honest xD  He’s also from a military family or summin so he’s a total badass in the army and there’s been some shit btwn his family and Yuriko’s too so he resents em despite his feelings for Yuriko.

She finds out that Hideo’s also in a similar situtation where he’s being forced into a marriage.  He was originally to marry Yuriko but Yuriko’s mom din’t deem his family worhty so they raged and decided to find an even richer ojousama so das where Hideo is now.  Yuriko apologises for this shit and asks if Hideo’ll take her far away like he said he would the night of the party.

Curious abt Hideo’s fiance, Yuriko tries to check her out but gets caught by Hideo.  His fiance’s just some stupidy useless rich bitch so hu cares and they both confess that they’ve felt unneeded by the other and don’t want things like that. Some dude from the army sees em two chilllin together and starts makin nasty comments abt Hideo x Yuriko so Hideo snaps and gets into a fistfight with the guy.

Yuriko goes to see him and finds him all battered up.  His fiance’s abt to show up any mo so Hideo runs off with Yuriko for a tad.  There, they take some horribly awkward photograph together LOL before Hideo tells Yuriko she’s cute and kisses her.  They’re both like O///_///O for a while before Yuriko’s like “WHY KISS ME” and Hideo’s like “WHY NO PUSH ME AWAY” and that somehow leads to a “DON’T MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT’S MY FAULT U HAVE A FIANCE” bitchfight and it ends with the two of em leavin each other, crazy pissed xDxD

Yuriko realises she’s in love with Hideo and some time later, he comes to see her to relay some bad new: He’s going overseas to fight on the front lines.  He’s doin this to destroy his engagement  but Yuriko flips and sez he cud fuckin die and she don’t wanna see the person she loves die and when Hideo just struts off, Yuriko bitchslaps him and screams at him to not be so fuckin stupid

He comes again and goes high up to check out JP for the last time beforehe leaves.  He promises to come back alive to get her before they make out and say that they both wanna uh “FEEL EACH OTHER” EHEHHE

Soooo they get it on with Hideo’s CHERRY BOY SEX SKILLS where he’s like gropin her boobs and going “HMMM SO MILK COMES OUT OF THESE EH?” and “HM SO SOFT BUT STRETCHY BOUNCY” LOLOLOLOLOLOL and then he jizzes in his pants just from that xD

Afterwards, Hideo apologises for his um ‘great sex’ and goes like 「お前は俺の妻で。。。俺は、お前の夫だ。。。そう、だよな？」 D’aaaaaw he sounded so insecure, so adorable and course, Yuriko says yes, they’re married now xD

Hideo goes to war in Siberia and his fiance, Sawako comes to ask abt Yuriko’s relationship with Hideo.  Yuriko answers that he’s important to her and that she loves him so Sawako gives up and leaves.  That night, she’s almost raped by one of her servants but Hideo busts in to save her and has returned because he’s realised who is fuckin around with the Nomiya family and is targeting her.

They don’t catch the culprit but das okay cuz Yuriko and Hideo get married and are acknowledged by his parents.  He kisses her hands and says that he’s finally caught her.  He’s gonnna leave the army and go in biology  and go study birds lol.

Some years later, the two are happily married but are bickering as usual  This time, Yuriko’s gotten dragged to some tropical area for Hideo’s bird research and she can’t take this hot sweaty place anymore and starts raging lol. She misses their 2 yr old kid and stuff but nothing some makeup sex can’t fix so all ends well xD

LIAR

Sawako refuses to give up on Hideo.  Yuriko rmbs that Shiba sed he doesn’t care if she sleeps around as long as she becomes his wife.  She figures it’s best to just marry Shiba AND have an affair with Hideo so she does just that.  Every week, she’ll go see Hideo once and initially, Shiba thought this was all in good fun but has rapidly become more and more jealous and Hideo has felt betrayed by all this yet still goes along with it cuz das the onli way he can ‘have’ Yuriko.

Yuriko becomes pregnant with Shiba’s child and Hideo becomes more and more rough with her as he gets more and more jealous and hurt.  He yells at her to gtfo so he’d stop hurting during sex and afterwards, Yuriko asks whether she should really just disappear.  Hideo course, says he was lying and can’t live without her so no matter how fucked up their relationship has become, never leave him.

WHITE

Hideo dies during war and Yuriko and his photo was found in his clothes – apparently, the guy carried it around everywhere he went as a memento of Yuriko.  Devastated, Yuriko runs outta the house and into the snow, where she starts pining for Hideo, demanding that he come back and take her away like he promised and she hears his voice and he ‘comes for her’

Fujita Hitoshi

The butler of Fujita.  Kay at 37, this was pretty squicky to go through cuz Yuriko looks to be like 20 at most lol but ima leave the “EWWWW SIFHSOFOFSOF OLD MAN DO NOT WANT” stuff fo later xD  Fujita’s very expressionless and calm most of the time, taking his butler job very seriously and is pretty straitlaced abt a lotta things so he’s really gullible and says some really funny shit sometimes.  He’s also half white and after his initial -_- shatters, his relationship with Yuriko becomes um…kinda…YEAH XD

After her parents die, Yuriko becomes pretty lonely in the house and wants Fujita to hang with her.  The guy’s all “NO I UR BEETCH U MASTER” abt shit which irritates Yuriko cuz she thinks of him as family.  She forces him to chill with her and they cook din din together.

Anyway Fujita’s dad was white who knocked up his mom and then decided to go back to his white country, leaving his preggers mom behind.  Everyone looked down on her and her half breed son Fujita so Fujita hates his heritage and spent his life with big suck.  His mom taught him piano and das why he was initally hired into the Nomiya family, to teach Yuriko piano.  He explains that part of the reason why he’s so devoted to the Nomiya family was cuz Yuriko’s pops was the only one who din’t discriminate him cuz of his GAIJIN BLOOD

Yuriko don’t rikey this cuz it’s like Fujita’s only lookin after her cuz he HAS to and feels indebted, nutin more.  When she tells him that they’re like family, he immediately tells her that they nutin more than master and servant and when Yuriko suggests she go go check out a matchmaking, Fujita is all -_- abt it and tells her to go ahead.

Cuz of dat, Yuriko gets pretty ragey and one day runs off to Kyouko’s place without telling anyone.  Fujita totally flips, drags her back and starts hollering abt how he was so fudgin worried why she dumb beetch run off??  Yuriko snaps bak and is all “WHEN THE FUT U START CARING HUH?!” and that she din’t wanna see his face, das why she left.  Fujita is hurt cuz he thinks it’s cuz Yuriko hates him but Yuriko confesses that it’s cuz she likes him but knows he don’t like her back so das why it hurts to see him :(  Fujita course likes Yuriko so snogs her…

…AND THEN HE RUNS AWAY LOLOLOLOLOL WUT XDXD Yuriko’s like “WTF” and thinks Fujita’s fuckin around again so she’s all Cee Lo Green “FUCK UUUUUUU” and things revert back to normal.

Fujita gets jealous later on cuz he smeels Shiba on Yuriko and Yuriko goes crazy raging and yells at him to DO SUMMIN ABT IT THEN and stop being a wussy jealous pansy.  Fujita can onli agree that he’s a total pansy.  Loadsa chicks have approached him before and he’s fallen in love and wanted to make em happy but in the end, he realises that they onli came to him cuz he was like some rare toad and they were interested cuz he was half white das it.  They’d always get taken away by some other dude later on (MIZUHITO ^^;;) so Fujita’s given up and this pisses Yuriko off even more cuz Fujita’s playin the victim and if everyone keeps leavin him, then all he has to do is NOT LET EM LEAVE HIM and she hugs him

…then things get a lil disturbing when Yuriko’s like “WHO’S THE MASOCHISTIC PIG? WHO’S NEVER GONNA BE LOVED BY ANYONE??YOU ARE!!” and LOL FUJITA reall does get horny and kisses her WTF IS GOING ON and Yuriko apologises for getting all DMC KRAUSER on him and sez she onli sed that to piss him off and get him to DO SOMETHING.

Blablablabla the stuff with someone in the Nomiya house targeting the family happens and Fujita ends up taking a hit for Yuriko.  It’s nutin big but Yuriko is relieved he’s okay so the two confess their love for each other again before lovin each other tonite ;D  The two happy cuddle afterwards and some time later, they clear up the debt shit and all is good.

In the end, they move to a new place together and turns out Fujita’s acually one horny dog cuz he goes at it 93847298347893247329 times a day till Yuriko actually passes out LOL.  Yuriko’s like “NO SRLSY GIMME A BREAK” and Fujita’s all embarrassed like “…i thought all married couples do this” xD   Anyway all this chitchat abt oversexing has gotten Fujita hard all over again so they get it on again.  Halfway through he starts talking abt drinking her BREAST MILK when they have a baby like “UR MILK MUST BE SWEET I LIKE SWEET THINGS SUCKY SUCKY LICKY LICKY” and then we get this really traumatising CG of Fujita flashin his HUGE MOTHAFUCKA WANG o.O;;

SECRET SLUT CLUB

Mizuhito collapses in VIVA LA HOOKER streets and Yuriko finds that there were SM rope burns on him and shiet and Mizuhito reveals that he’s selling himself to pay back the debt.

Believing there’s more to it, Yuriko goes to Kyouko’s place to interrogate the creepy bitch who tells her that the black market dudes are VERY INTERESTED in her and Mizuhito cuz they both so damn sexy – especially wot with Yuriko’s pheromones sexy smell.  They jacked the Nomiya debt bk or summin forgot, so bottom line is, they blackmailing Mizuhito and if he doesn’t become their slut, they’ll take Yuriko and won’t return the book.

Yuriko decides to stop letting Fujita and Mizuhito protect her and sells herself to the club. There, she has dem SM orgies with everyone, gets high on pot and Fujita joins in too WUT O.O;;

FOREVER A SERVANT

Yuriko and Fujita confess their love fo each other but Yuriko still marries Shiba and has 2 kids with him.  Shiba continues to be her servant and he’s become some creepy M who’s all “OMG BABY GAGA BREAST MILK PLOXXX” and has lactating Yuriko boob milk sex with him wut the fu-

Majima Yoshiki

A servant of the Nomiya household.  Cuz he’s gentle, very kind and yum yum pleasing to the eye lol, he’s Yuriko’s first love and she still thinks fondly of him now.  He also sounds pretty sexy cuz he’s voiced by Kondou Takashi eheheh so he’s popular with the ladies but he’s not manslut Mizuhito so he rejects  em all politely.  Course, this nature loving sexy young man image he has is only a facade and he’s actually…;D

HIDDEN SHIT

During the party, Yuriko decides to confess to Majima since she’s gon get married anyway.  Course Majima rejects her and pulls the whole “YOU MASTER I SERVANT” shtick on her.  Yuriko doesn’t pursue him till she finds out dat she gon have to marry a mofo like SHIBA and after getting rejected by Majima again, she decides to become a REAL WOMAN and runs off.

She fakes her way into working for a cafe to get more independent.  2 months later, Majima comes to drag her out and says that he still can’t betray the Nomiya family so she go home and he’ll quit his job.  Yuriko says dat she ain’t goin anywhere without her man, Majima so STFU and she confesses that she feels at peace with him, almost as though they’ve known each other since forever.  Majima’s resolve caves and he admits that it’s love at first sight for him too.

Majima’s then all“KAY IMA TAKE UR DAUGHTER AS MAI WAIFU SAYONARA SUCKERS” to the Nomiya family and the go live together.  They’re a happy couple and shhiet cuz Majima’s not telling Yuriko who he really is and wot he does but who gives a fuck, ignorance is bliss xD

WHACKJOB PRINCESS

Yuriko’s still in love with Majima here and goes out to see him when shiet starts happening to her family.  There, she gets molested by her rapist servant Saburo and Majima hugs her in apology for not being able to prevent it from happening.  She notices that Majima has the same sweet smell that she has and tells him that she feels safe around him cuz he’s like family.  This irks him cuz he’s like “I GOT PENIS TOO”  and the two get into a lil tiff

That night, Yuriko’s mama Shigeko dies so Yuriko decides to snoop around in their storehouse but gets attacked by Saburo again.  This time though, Yuriko grabs a knife and stabs the guy and Majima walks in.  She totally flips, rejects Majima’s help and screams that he hates her so Majima snogs her to make her stfu and though Yuriko is hesitant at first, they decide to keep this a secret and bury Saburo’s body.

Several days after, she hears that someone who looks like Saburo has been spotted so Fujita goes out to see.  Hideo busts in shortly to tell her that Mizuhito has committed suicide.  Yuriko faints and ere, Majima reveals wot’s really going on.

25 years ago, Shigeko had an incestuous relationship with her bro and had a son.  That child was given to a servant called KIKYOU to take care of and all was good till Shigeko got married to Yuriko’s dad.  Yuriko’s dad found out that Shigeko had a child before and in a fit of rage ran to Kikyou’s place and massacred her entire family in front of Majima.  Somehow, Majima lived and swore to get revenge on the entire Nomiya family.  He went underground, became a super powerful pot drug lord in Shanghai then posed as a servant and started destroying the Nomiya family from within.  There he met Yuriko and despite himself, fell in love with her but at the same time, hated her and still wants to destroy her for his revenge.

Following Mizuhito’s death, Yuriko goes kinda nuts and Majima becomes the one thing she can depend on.  She obeys him absolutely, believes his words that she’s gotta be a hooker to live on or summin and Majima’s pretty nasty to her but keeps reverting to being a nice guy cuz he really doesn’t want to do this, still loves her and is all “WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG” and shiet.

BAD GUY

Yuriko tells Majima she’d do anything fo him so he decides to take her but tells her that she’s gonna learn the truth abt him.  He takes her to Shanghai where he reveals his druggie job + the fact that they siblings.  In the end, Majima only sees her as his lil sis and sleeps around with random hoes but it’s okay, Yuriko knows she’s the only family he’s got so even though they lovers, he still loves and treasures her

Other Ends

SHANGHAI DOLL

 Yuriko gets taken to Shanghai where she’s blinded and becomes a to doll to Majima.  She doesn’t know wot’s going on of course and Majima’s smell is familiar to her but she’s treated with much love and shiet so it’s aite lol

SPIDER

Yuriko gets raped by Saburo so locks herself in her room and develops androphobia.  She doesn’t come out till Kyouko drags her out and there, she breaks down and tells Kyouko wot happened before Kyouko tells her the same thing happened to her and she wipes some cream into Yuriko’s crotch lol.  

The two become bff and Yuriko feels safe with Kyouko till one day she catches Kyouko sexing up random men despite her being married and later on Kyouko, brings in Saburo for Yuriko to torture and uh yeah some lezzy weirdass ending lol.

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

Been some time since the last GOOD r18 otome game ;)

I loved all the dudes in this game cept for mb Fujita; not cuz the guy is like nearly twice Yuriko’s age or anything but cuz he was really…fucking…creepy in bed o.O;;  Lol dat aside, Shiba grabs #1 spot with how he’s got all dat swagger and shiet yet all he wants is Yuriko and he’s willin to do woteva it takes to have her.  Mizuhito was made of pure smex, Hideo made me lmfao with how much of a virgin dork he cud be and Majima?  I liked him but let’s just say ima HELL DISAPPOINTED T.T  As for Yuriko, I really liked her as a heroine cuz she wasn’t totally useless and cud do shit.  Even though her home is fallin to shambles, she still remains strong and doesn’t run off and she knows how to take action and get wot she wants.  Totally helps that she’s pretty adorable visually xD  And um Kyouko.  Yeaaaaah…creepy depraved bisexual LOL

The music was fuck good too so das a plus.  As for the voices…just OMG EVERYONE’S SO FUCKING LOUD DURING SEX i found myself thinking “WTF BL DRAMA??”  several times cuz srsly DAMN XDXD  but lol i’m not complaining ;)  I liked Majima’s voice the most, Kondou Takashi ftw (though Mizuhito = Hirakawa Daisuke so he was sexy too haha)

Art was damn nice.  The colouring’s smooth and there  wasn’t anything that made me go “WTF IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE” cept for wen i got tht cg of Fujita’s ripped penis lmao but yeah.  My gripe abt the art wud be that Yuriko’s hair made her head look HUGE sometimes and that she looks way better with it down.  I liked Mizuhito’s design the best – epitome of SEX

And onto the story.  I found the story to be really good, dramatic n engrossin and kept me interested till the end.  Everyone had decent length routes as well as several endings and the bad endings themselves were good too and not all of em were some random “OKAY YURIKO GETS RAPED THE END” shit.  The only complaint I have is that Majima’s routes felt really short and kinda halfassed when compared to every other guys’ – I mean he’s the perpetrator in all this shit so I was expecting some giant crazy bloody yandere route or summin but all we got was a happy ever after and some slut route ==*****

…BUUUUT woteva this game was still bloody fun to play (LOL FOR AN 18+ OTOME GAME ANYWAY).  A captivating story + nice cast of characters + brill art makes this game shine and though I think Aromarie cud really have built on Majima a tad, it was still fuckin good and yeah regardless of whether u liked Aromarie’s prev games or not, give this a shot ;)  

Alternative Titles:

Company: Karin Entertainment Chatnoir Omega

Release Date: 22.04.11

Official Site: http://omega.karin-e.jp/index_02.htm

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, mafia, rape, hitmen, romance, awesome protagonist <3

Plot Summary: The debut game of Karin Entertainment’s gay buttsecks branch company lol xD  In JJ’s town, everyone’s a giant sleazeball and he’s no exception; he’s a pro hitman.  Naturally since he’s all BAU5, he draws the attention of the two major gangs in the town” Dragon Head (DH) and King Caesar (KC) and gets wrapped up in all the shiet between em.

When JJ was a kid, he went on vacation with his parents but the plane got shot down by some guerilla dudes and everyone died cept fo him.  He was taken by the guerilla dudes who made him their chewtoy, the boss assraped him 24/7 365 and he was quickly made into a child soldier.  He was called JJ which = short for “JAP JUNIOR”.  He thought it’d finally end when his group was taken down but instead of dying too, he was taken back to Japan. There, he  was put into rehab and whilst wondering why the fut he ain’t dead, he realises that he’s been a soldier for so long that the only thing he knows and can think about is killing.

Thus he escapes his rehab place, finds the sleazy town he’s in now and became a badass hitman - “DEATHSCYTHE”. Since then, JJ’s been living out his life killing people left and right but goddamnit he’s BORED.  He gets the same shitty requests everyday, taking down the small fry, prey dat dont fight back so he’s pretty happy when he gets a job from the KC gang – the big boys.  He’s to kill target WANIBUCHI but when he gets to the target’s room, there are already 2 people dead inside.  The victims’ son, Azusa,  walks in and believes JJ’s the murderer.  Soon, JJ gets a call from his informant that the people who hired him have been killed, that the two people dead are innocent bystanders and that KC believe this is all some giant shit stunt JJ pulled so they’re out fo his ass.  JJ then takes the son , goes into hiding and keeps a profile for the next 5 years till shit happens again.

Toono Azusa

Eheheheh u just gotta love his kitty ears hair xD  Azusa used to be ur normal 15 yr old but after walking in on his parents’ dead bodies, it’s turned him into an angry raging  shota who’s sworn to get revenge on JJ.  JJ doesn’t even bother to try and explain his innocence so but took Azusa in to prevent KS from tracing Azusa back to him and since then, Azunyan’s been tryin to snip off JJ’s wee wee.

For the past 5 years, Azusa’s been trying to kill JJ but to no avail cuz the guy can’t even hold a gun properly and has the most unfortunate hampering tendency to scream “ALRITE JJ IMA BEATCHYO ASS  U CAN COME STOP ME ANYTIME NOW” before he does anything. LMAO, like talk abt being discreet xD

Along the way, both of them have fallen into some giant messy love with each other but neither can express it cuz of the shitty situation. Azunyan’s level of PURE SUCK gets so ridonkulous dat JJ decides to teach him how to use a gun - lol wtf why u teach boy who wanna gank u how to pew pew??

But still we gotta rmb dat Azunyan hates JJ’s killin job so everytime when JJ goes out for a job, he always rages and calls him a fuckin murderer.  This apparently gets JJ all turned on so he rapes Asuza and they have some hot angry sex like they always do – it’s pretty obvious they both love each other but i guess given their circumstances, they can’t really do anything abt it.

Anyway JJ rescues some db hitman who rapes Azunyan. JJ goes nuts and tries to blow the guy’s brains out but Azusa stops him and the db walks off.  JJ’s all ragey and asks WTF is going on but Azusa just sez JJ’s too weak now, can’t kill like he used to so he’s gonna go learn how to pew pew from other hitmen and he leaves.

JJ finds out the next day dat Azusa has joined DH to become stronger.  He realises how alone he is without Azusa runs around tryna find Azusa’s whereabouts and a year later, rumours circulate that a new badass hitman called ICEPICK has come up and is also the DH boss’s new sex toy.  Hearing that Azunyan also now works as a prostitute, JJ goes to the shop and bumps into Azusa who’s working as a bodyguard.  Azusa doesn’t recognise JJ at all and it turns out that he’s lost his memories and only retained those from a year ago.

Azunyan’s then ordered to kill JJ.  The DH guys tell him that JJ’s the one who maimed his parents 6 years ago.  Azusa starts rmbing parts abt JJ and seeing him waver, the DH boss orders that he be gangraped WTF where Azusa blacks out and rmbs JJ completely, how the guy raped him and shit but essentially, was a nice guy  and before he knew it, Azusa was already in love with him.

Later on, JJ finds Azusa and hands him the bird the kid used to keep back then.  Before leaving, JJ tells Azusa to meet him that night where they’ll end this bs.

That night, the two pew pew each other till they’re both half dead where they start screaming each other for all the shit the other has put em through by being separated and in the end, the two collapse and start lmaoin and insultin each other before they black out.

JJ’s abt to die but dreams of Azusa who’s like “DON’T U FUCKIN DARE DIE ON ME BEETCH” so he comes back and wakes up in a hospital bed wit Azusa.  Azusa wakes up too and laments how he relises that he’ll never be able to own JJ but was secretly happy that JJ came to find him cuz being away from JJ, the loneliness was near unbearable.  However, he’s now in DH so he tells JJ he’s gonna return there but good for em both, they hear that evidence to convict DH of all their crimes has surfaced so the whole group is now in shambles.

DH disbands and Azunyan moves back in with JJ. Azusa’s heard the truth that JJ ain’t his parents’ killers so isn’t gonna kill JJ anymore but cuz of JJ anyway, his life’s been fucked around with and he can’t return to living in the normal world so 「。。。その責任とか、取ってくれんのかな？」 D’aaaaw Azusa xD  That leads to some rooftop sex where Azusa confesses that he’s always liked JJ and JJ says dat he missed Azusa ;)

After dat, the two move into a decent apartment and try to live non killer lives in this crappy ass world ;D

Sad End

During the fight, JJ finds himself unable to kill Azusa so gets hit by Azunyan.  Azunyan immediately regrets it and as they spend their last moments together reminiscing the past, Azusa holds JJ’s hands and our protagonist tells Azunyan to live before he dies.  Azunyan returns to DH and DH tries to kill him.  He fights his way to Liu’s office where they get into a gunfight and Azusa’s abt to get owned but seeing JJ’s bullet necklace gives him strength and he manages to kill Liu.  

Azunyan blacks out and wakes up in the hospi.  There he realises just how much JJ treasured him and how much he himself was in love with JJ and he starts crying and mourning the loss of JJ.  He goes to JJ’s apartment, frees the bird he kept and decides to leave this shitty sleazeball town and live on as JJ told him to.

Uuuuuuu… This got me all teary in the end, JJ!!! T.T

Bad End

Azusa joins DH, becomes a killer, forgets abt JJ and gets hooked onto pot.  From all his blazing, he goes nuts, fights JJ and kills the guy through playing dead.  DH then kills him.

Tachibana Youji

Youji’s the チャラチャラ character so I thought i’d like him but goddamn his voice was so fucking whiny and he acted so much like a fuckin drunk selfish shit that he just pissed me off half the time and made me wanna drive a screwdriver up his ass – but then again he’d prolly like dat LOL. He’s also pretty pro a hitman and personalitywise, he’s normally pretty bright, cheery and says some pretty damn funny things but that belies a much more douchebaggy annoying nature underneath

JJ meets Youji 5 years during his mission fuck up but hasn’t seen the guy since.  Youji’s the db hitman mentioned in Azunyan’s route that JJ finds and cuz JJ’s  a nice guy, he drags Youji back and i lmaoed so hard when JJ was like “U GOT SHOT?!?!” and Youji has a “noshitcaptainobvious” moment by retorting「俺が、自分の体にトンネル開けて、出血サビースするような、芸人にでも見える、んか？」 LOLOLOL funnnehhhh xD

JJ fixes the guy up and Youji crashes at JJ’s place for the next few weeks much to JJ and Azunyan’s chagrin. After a while, JJ can’t take Youji’s leeching shit so tells the guy to GTFO in a week.  As a farewell party for HIMSELF, Youji decides to have some magic nabe where the guy randomly chucks in SHOES and sunglasses into the pot just for kicks lmao.  He spends his time pissing Azunyan off by hitting on JJ as well so the little kid’s pretty happy when he hears Youji’s gonna leave

Since Youji won’t tell him wot happened with his gunfight, JJ goes out to his informant but as we all know, when he comes back, he finds Youji rapin Azusa and promptly wants to shove a bullet into his stupid blonde head but finds that he can’t when Azunyan tells him not to.  This allows Youji to whack JJ and tell him that JJ’s starting to become human cuz of Azusa and that JJ wasn’t the “DEATH SCYTHE” he admired before he leaves.

Azusa follows Youji but Youji tells him to GTFO cuz he hates the lil twerp for making JJ the ruined pathetic man he is now.  He calls JJ out for a duel and starts raging about how JJ’s crushed his dreams of the badass “DEATH SCYTHE” he thought he was but course, JJ owns his ass and then ppl come in looking for Youji.  JJ’s like “omfg i can’t this idiocy no more” and is abt to ditch Youji but the guy’s like “BEETCH TAKE ME WITH U” so u kno, being the nice guy he is, JJ decides to help him out and they run.

Turns out Youji used to be a host with the dudes who were tryna to kill him just then.  They were bff and all till one day, Youji walks in on the bunch of em getting stoned on drugs and totally flipped out when one called Keiichi shot some into him so Youji whipped out his dual machine guns and killed everyone cept for Keiichi.

Anyway Youji realises he’s gotta clear up this shit so JJ decides to help out and they both bust into Keiichi’s HQ and when asked which group he’s part of, Youji’s like 「三年Ｂ組み！」LOLOLOL  before he puts a bullet through Keiichi’s head and all’s good.

They return to JJ’s condo where Youji’s all T.T abt havin killed his former bff and JJ’s like “ALRITE U BIG PUSSY U CAN CRY ON MA SHOULDER” which gets Youji going all HNNNNNNNNNNNNG so he takes the whole mile and starts molesting JJ and even goes for a round 2 xD

DH starts going after the two thanks to their lil shit stunt in killing Keiichi.  Youji’s such a fucking retard he just dances around and pew pews every enemy he sees instead of running away so JJ punches him and is like “WTF IT’S DRAGON FUCKIN HEAD WE DEALIN WITH STOP WASTIN BULLETS DUMB SHIT” and Youji gets all violent and SWINGS A KNIFE AT JJ wut the?!?! JJ catches it and is all “NO SRSLY STOP FUCKING AROUND” and says he ain’t letting Youji die cuz of idiot syndrome so stfu and listen to him.

Youji declares that he can’t live without JJ and the two of em go back to clear shit up with DH and return to living in JJ’s apartment. Youji gets all horny so sexy time ensues while Youji confesses that he’s loved JJ since meeting him and that he’s not to run off and sleep with anyone else xD

In the end, the two move to Osaka together, continuing their jobs as hitmen and fighting over any job they can find.

Bad End: Both get caught by DH and die.

Toudou Shouichirou/ MASTER

A 40ish yr old bartender.  He’s a real nice serene papa to JJ and helps the guy out a lot.  Course this is SLEAZEBALL TOWN we’re talking abotu so underneath his bartender job he’s actually an information house dude, sells weapons and acts as a middleman for mafia work.  He’s actually pretty damn scary, has got a hell lotta influence in the town and if Toudou hates you, you ain’t gon be around for too long ;)

When JJ was brought to Japan, Toudou was the rehab guy who took care of JJ and talked to him.  He offered to take JJ in but cuz JJ knew that he was a messed up kid, he rejected Toudou’s offer and Toudou told him to come visit him in his Epilogue Bar anytime.

They’ve been buddies for some years now and JJ kept his hitman job a secret from Toudou and in turn, Toudou kept his other jobs a secret.  Course Toudou already knew, he is and info house dude and reveals that he knows later on.

Similarly here, Youji takes Azunyan and JJ totally flips out when he finds out Youji’s sold Azunyan to DH as a sex toy.  Master tells JJ where DH’s slutty sex slaves storehouse is lol and JJ’s abt to go but Master insists on giving the guy his lahzzors and then says he’s gonna introduce him to a proass sniper.

While JJ’s glossin over dem blueprints, Toudou hugs JJ and lamenting how fast the guy’s grown up, makes JJ promise that he won’t do anything reckless there cuz he don’t wanna lose his JJ.  JJ agrees, makes Toudou promise too before noticing that he’s got a hard on from the hug LMAO where Toudou’s like 「クク、若いですね, JJ」and turns out Toudou’s got a boner too xDxD  Toudou says dat he wasn’t gonna ask for anything in return from JJ but then says that if they both come back alive, he’s gonna be lovin JJ tonight >;D

Haha to JJ’s wtf, the proass sniper = Toudou and they both head out to where Azunyan is.  They take the sewers where they both gotta crawl and Toudou’s like “NICE ASS” lololol before they bust into the place and find some pervert tryna stick his smelly dong into Azunyan’s poop chute.

Master and JJ charge in to save Azunyan and they get a frnd of Master’s to take Azusa back to CIVILIZATION where Azusa finds that he can’t kill JJ and the two have some giant tsundere farewell before JJ heads back to Toudou’s condo.

There Toudou says that he wants JJ to continue his bar in the future and he reveals that he used to be part of KS and was the boss’s right hand man.  Anyway he stopped after his hot MILF of an Italian wife and loli daughter were killed in a gang war.

No time to chill though cuz DH’s people come after em and start nuking Master’s bar.  Oh shit, now they’ve gone and done it so Master gets all badass, whips out his 29834729384739284 guns and molotov cocktails dem  bastards before they make a run for it and hop onto a boat.

JJ apologises for getting Master caught up in all this shit but the guy sez if it’s for JJ, anything’s good.  JJ then asks where they going and jokes that they go to Italy together which turns Master on and is all 「そんなに僕の夜の顔を見たいですか？」before he gives JJ some rape drugs rofl and is all lovin JJ tonite ;)  Lol he doesn’t let JJ cum till JJ promises to be his only so JJ agrees to it if Master consents to be his only as well ;D

In the end, the two drink to their future and decide to head to Italy or summin to start another Epilogue Bar all over again.

Sad End

This branches off from Azusa’s path.  Ere, Master is in love with Youji (HOW)who dies and JJ is in despair after finding out that Azusa doesn’t rmb him.  Both lonely, they decide to use each other and have sexy time together.

Bad End

Master gets shot during the barfight and though JJ wants to save him, he has a heroic BSOD and ends up strangling Master and killing him instead.  Realising that the only thing he can do is kill, JJ goes into berserker mode, charges headfirst into the line of fire and after taking out 72894324328 people, gets shot himself and dies presumably.

Kiryuu Reiji

A young member of KC.  He’s utterly devoted to and in love with the KC head, Ruka, and would die for the guy.  He’s serious, holier than thou and snappish to anyone who’s not his beloved Ruka and spends all his time bitchfighting with JJ but course, he mellows down to a giant tennen tsundere later on AND IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE XDXD

In this route, Youji doesn’t show up to rape Azusa and sell him off to DH or anything.  Instead, JJ accepts a KC request through Master after hearing that the KC guys aren’t after JJ anymore simply because Toudou LIKES JJ lol.

Touudou introduces Kiryuu to JJ and they immediately they get off on the wrong foot when JJ starts commenting on wot a crap boss Ruka must be lol. Anyway the job is to be Kiryuu’s bodyguard for his own lil extracurricular activities so to speak, and after seeing how badass JJ is, he acknowledges him for his l337 skillz and they head back to the bar.

There, Ruka is waiting and socks Kiryuu in the face for runnin around doin his own lil missions without his permission and then explains that the case 5 years ago was all the work of DH and since KC is now entering a gang war with DH, they want JJ to join em. JJ agrees and Kiryuu is all KJAS8Y9IKADSNBFSADF “BEETCH I KEEL U” with jealousy cuz Ruka has clearly taken a liking to JJ.

When they get to the KC HQ, Kiryuu starts beating the shit outta JJ and interrogates the guy, demanding to know whether he’s a spy.  However, JJ stays silent whille ke gets kicked around for 283438462 hrs and he blacks out.

JJ acts as if nothing has happened but Ruka finds out and is crazy ass pissed at Kiryuu.  JJ tries to cover for the guy but Kiryuu admits to everything, gets down on his knees and apologises to JJ.

Still Kiryuu’s a cold bastard and that only worsens when it turns out that Ruka REALLY REALLY likes JJ and JJ catches Kiryuu jackin off to Ruka.   Well course Kiryuu sees JJ but JJ’s just like 「まあ、気にするな。よくあることだ。」 lmao and Kiryuu’s all blushy fumbly asking whether or not anything happened btwn him and Ruka xD  Kiryuu’s sexy porn show’s gotten JJ pretty horny so he’s like “I MUST TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR STOPPING U HALFWAY” and then has sexy time with Kiryuu LOL JJ

Lol soon it’s Kiryuu’s bday so everyone prepares gifts for him.  JJ has never gotten anyone anything before so doesn’t know wot to give but hears from the others that Kiryuu likes soba big time.  During the party, Kiryuu is called up to give a speech where it turns out the poor guy’s good a terrible case of stage fright and starts freaking out lol.  Anyway, JJ hands Kiryuu his gift which is a giant barrel of COOKED SOBA.  Kiryuu starts raging abt how JJ is a fuckin dumb shit to put cooked soba in a giant barrel and just give it to him, sure uncooked is fine BUT WTF COOKED now it’s all soggy, lukewarm and smelly “THANKS A LOT FOR WASTING FOOD DOUCHEBAG :@:@”

Later on, Ruka gets shot but JJ’s blood is a match so the guy is saved.  Kiryuu is all grateful but he starts drinking and gets all wangsty abt how he cudnt do jack shit to protect Ruka.  Kiryuu used to be a lawyer cuz he wanted to go after the mafia dudes who killed his bff.  Anyway, that led him to KC where Ruka saved his life, saw his pew pew pro skills so wanted Kiryuu to join him.  Ruka tells Kiryuu tht the dude that killed his frnd’s already dead so it’s all good, dwbi and just join KC.  Seeing as Ruka’s one sexy manbeast, Kiryuu decides to join.  All this talk abt Ruka has gotten JJ super jealous so he makes out with Kiryuu and is like “STFU STOP TALKING ABT OTHER MENZ THE PERFECT MAN IS IN FRONT OF U” which results in both of them all embarrassed red faced  xD Oh JJ,

They go to fix this crap with DH and both promise to return alive.  JJ decides to stay in KC but away from the HQ to gather info on DH or summin and he figures he’s not fit for this “mafia family” crap anyway.  Kiryuu is not happy with this and is all “You’re leaving me??” where JJ internally begs the guy to STFU and stop acting so goddamned cute before he turns to leave but Kiryuu grabs him and is like “I WANT YOU NOW “ so the two make der hot sweet love for the last time before JJ leaves.  lol i love the CG for this, so friggin cute xD

After dat, JJ’s working elsewhere and takes missions for KC through phone.  One day he’s gotta meet Kiryuu for a job where JJ calls the guy by his first name “REIJI” and has his all NBHJDSGFUISPNLBFASFing before JJ invites Kiryuu out for a lil date tomorrow night.  Kiryuu’s like “NO I REJECT U” so JJ’s like “Oh wellz too bad” before Kiryuu hastily mumbles that he’s free TONIGHT ;D

Bad End

Kiryuu gets killed during the fight with DH and before he dies, he records 4 voice messages for JJ, telling him that he’s sorry for being a dick at first, that before he knew it, JJ was the most important thing to him and that he hopes he can live on.

Ruka Belini

The half Italian head of KC.  At 33, he’s pretty young a boss and seems pretty unreliable too, wot with his manwhoring tendencies and 24/7 365 of getting totally wasted but well, he ain’t called the “Sleeping Lion” for nutin – if you touch his men, his family, he will bust all his 32473294 nuts and hunt u down lol.  As for his character, he’s very relaxed and goes at his own pace and will hit on anything that moves lmao xD  Oh and I love his sharp pointy teeth, makes him really seem like a big fluffy lion eheh

His route follows Kiryuu’s route.  So yeah, Ruka takes an instant liking to JJ and our protagonist soon realises that Ruka likes him in “that way”.  Well JJ doesn’t really care and just goes along with the flow so ends up letting Ruka sex him up.  Ruka wants JJ to be only his and promises to protect and be there for JJ when the guy’s ronery ;)

Anyway, KC is soon attacked and Kiryuu is taken hostage.  DH send a lil box to Ruka and inside, is a bloody ear – Kiryuu’s ear.  Ruka goes all tranquil fury and orders his men to go get Kiryuu back and ere, Youji’s part of DH and was the one who took out Kiryuu.

There’s a huge gangfight and Ruka ends up joining the fray himself and super pissed, he massrapes every DH member in the vicinity and JJ ends up killing Youji – fut yeah i was cheering at this part, stupid whiny Youji the more he shows up the more I start hating him ==***

They can’t find Kiryuu but Youji told JJ where the DH HQ is so JJ takes a lil solo trip of his own and breaks into the place.  Ruka finds out though and has to save JJ’s ass but punishments later, they all head inside and find the DH boss Liu Jien.  Liu’s like “HAHA UR BITCH AINT HERE’ and commits suicide before Ruka can do anything.

Ruka’s super pissed JJ went off on his own and bitchslaps the guy before storming out and ordering his men to keep looking for Kiryuu.  The other KC guys hand JJ a bottle of wine and tell him to give it to Ruka, a tactic that they always use to apologise so JJ does and Ruka admits that he actually wasn’t pissed at JJ and was actually touched that JJ ran off on his own to help the group.  Ruka rambles on abt how his mom was attacked by mafia here cuz his pops was the former KC head.  He asked his papa for help but the guy only agreed if Ruka promised to be the next KC head.  Ruka agreed but his mom died anyway and he was forced into becoming head.

Well DH decides to make another call next week for a deal involving Kiryuu’s return blablabla woteva Ruka goes into God mode and assrapes dem DH guys again after they try to hand em an imposter Kiryu. JJ kills Liu who din’t die back then and they manage to get real Kiryuu back in one piece minus an ear.

Ruka takes JJ out for a spin on his pimpin hydraulics badass purple ride where Ruka says that JJ has become his family and is abt to get all horny before our protagonist stops him and only wants this if it’d mutually exclusive.  He knows Ruka’s a giant slut who sleeps with everyone and thing including Kiryuu and if Ruka wants him, then it’s gotta be just the two of em.  Ruka’s touched cuz JJ’s the first person who’s said that to him so agrees only if JJ does and tells JJ that he’s an extremely jealous person so if JJ cheats on him, he’ll kill him LOL before Ruka confesses to JJ and they get down to some happy car sex.

In the end, Ruka brings JJ to Sicily with him where he makes up with his pops and all is good.  Ruka’s decided to make Kiryuu the next KC head so he can chill with JJ in Sicily ;D

Bad End

JJ shoots fake Kiryuu and not realising why JJ did it, Ruka thinks it’s an act of betrayal so kills JJ.  He then sees that the Kiryuu JJ killed = imposter but too late, JJ’s dead so Ruka throws a crazy ass fit and burns the whole place down with all dem DH men.

Ugajin Ken

Time for dem DH routes ;) Ugajin’s second in command in DH, Liu’s secretary and uh personal plaything lol.  With his glasses, how cool and composed he is plus his attempts to rape Azunyan, Ugajin seems like he’s really gonna be the rapist megane character and is for a while till later on …;)

Poor JJ’s just minding his own business when he gets knocked out by the DH men and taken back where Ugjin’s ffound out he’s DEATHSCYTHE so decides to hire him for work – if he doesn’t do dem DH jobs, they gonna kill Azunyan who they jacked from JJ’s apartment.

JJ agrees to work but Ugajin’s fuckin around with him and says that JJ’s gonna have to join DH to guarantee Azunyan’s safety.  JJ’s forced to agree and gets a badass dragon tatt on his right shoulder to show his allegiance.

He then gets initiated into DH with the blood omerta crap and invited into Ugajin’s room.  There the bastard drugs JJ and films himself raping the guy – apparently this is summin Ugajin does to pretty much every newbie; force em into becoming hooked onto his magical penis so they’ll be obedient LOLWUT XD

Anyway Ugajin actually wants JJ to help him KILL LIU.  Liu has Ugajin’s father so he wants to get his pops back and he promises to give Azunyan back if JJ kills Liu.The two bust into Liu’s office where Ugajin starts torturing Liu to get info.  Liu tells em to go to some island out in the middle of nowhere so the two head to the island.

There, they find Azunyan in a cell instead of Ugajin daddy.  Ugajin’s frustration causes one of his panic attacks or woteva to happen and JJ force feeds him water mouth to mouth cuz the guy doesn’t wanna drink “DIRTY RIVER WATER:@:@:@” LOL.  Ugajin tells JJ that like Kiryuu, he used to be a lawyer and his dad used to be some mega corporate guy.  However, shit happened and Liu jacked all his amassed fortune and threatened to kill Ugajin daddy if Ugajin din’t become his DH slave.

Now, Ugajin’s had enough and apologises for getting JJ involved in this, he’s free to go and he’s gonna give up on his dad.  JJ tells Ugajin to not give up hope cuz he’s gonna help the guy so all he’s gotta do is ask if he needs help.  Ugajin here has pretty much shed his kichiku rapist facade and reveals what he really is like, tender and a defrosting ice queen and thanks JJ for being so bro.

Well all this chitchat has gotten em horny and whoo turns out Ugajin’s actually a total uke eheheh xD  And omg is he damn fine with dem sexy expressions and tatts mmmmmm…. Each tatt represents a sin, all the shit he’s done in DH but JJ sees this as a mark of Liu and is all “DON’T WANT OTHER MENZ MARKING WUS MINE (ﾉಥ益ಥ）(ﾉಥ益ಥ）(ﾉಥ益ಥ) “ and jealous, he orders Ugajin to “GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND SUCK MA COCK LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO WITH LIU’S KJHIFSJFSDHFJDSFSD”.  Ugajin’s totally likin this and is all “FUCK ME NOW PLEASE!!!” after JJ gets more jealous fits that Liu was Ugajin’s first and not him looool.  JJ tells Ugajin that he’s beautiful and he’s gonna protect him so dwb anything else, he’ll follow him down to the pits of hell ;D

Wow who wud’ve thought…xD

BUT OH NOEZ cuz the next morning, Ugajin confesses that he’s the one who killed Azunyan’s parents 5 years ago.  The intended target, Wanibuchi, enlisted the protection of DH so Ugajin was ordered to fuck things up.  Cuz Azunyan’s parents are ritch bitches, Ugajin inteneded to then use Azusa to get mula but the kid was taken in by JJ so taht’s that.  Before JJ can do anything, Azunyan comes tearing at Ugajin but JJ takes the blow.  Azunyan starts breaking down abt how JJ’s changed cuz of this cocksucking monster Ugajin but JJ says it was his own choice before telling Ausa to wait and he’ll send someone to get him off the island.

A bigger shitstorm comes their way when OMFGWTFBBQ LIU’S ALIVE!!  And completely unscathed too.  He talks to Ugajin one to one, notices JJ’s smell on him and starts shoving his wang into Ugajin’s mouth.  JJ walks in on this course and Liu’s like “U COME JOIN IN TOO” or he’s gonna keel Ugajin.  Lol so this ends up in some 3way sandwich sex xD

Liu tells em to GTFO and Ugajin apologises for being such a masochistic slut and for not being able to reject Liu.  Cuz JJ’s SO FUCKING NICE he’s just like “I said I’ll accept you for whoever you are no matter what.  And I joined in too so…^^;;” LMAO  Liu then orders his men to kill both but cuz dey hardcore bad boys, they own everyone, blow up the ship with Liu and swim back to shore lol.  Ugajin’s dad was on the boat too but has become a cripple and after telling Ugajin that he’s the best son evaar, Ugajin papa asks Ugajin to kill him so he does.

Back on land, JJ tells Ugajin that “YOU’RE MY MASTER” so the two decide to form a new group themselves and live as nice good people.  Ugajin goes back to being an elite lawyer with JJ becoming his bodyguard secretary to protect him from any DH dudes =D

Bad End

Ugajin betrays JJ when Liu uses Ugajin papa to get to him.  JJ’s held captive and Ugajin goes apologise and is killlin himself over it but JJ only calls him a traitor over and over again.  Ugajin tries to commit suicide but gets screwed over by Liu.

Liu Jien

Now we get down to the REAL KICHIKU RAPIST of the game lol.  Liu is completely ruthless, doesn’t give a balls about his men and is a sadistic bag of shrivelled cocks.  Being the head of DH, he’s a total BOSS and as you may  have gathered from the other routes, DIS BAD BOY IS FUCKIN IMMORTAL ;D  Aside from that, he’s from ma hometown baby HONG KONG so ima be totally biased and  like him already even though he’s prolly gonna be a giant angry dragon lmao

Linked with Ugajin’s path, JJ is similarly forced into DH and LMAO is then used as a boy toy for Wanibuchi along with another DH member called WONG -I swear this scene made me shit bricks so bad, i had enough bricks to to build a fucking house LOL XD Wanibuchi’s just disgusting and when he starts getting all horny on JJ, the guy’s like 「このオッサンに抱かれてまで、俺は生きていたくない」, totally snaps with Won and they both are about to kill him but catch themselves and it ends up some martial arts/ popping pop corn with guns retarded show wtf xD  Oh and Ugajin’s just filmed the whole thing and is rofling watching it over and over again xD

Anyway Liu is suddenly killed in front of JJ’s eyes but the next mo, he’s completely healthy like in wot happened in the other routes.  JJ refuses to believe Liu is immortal and liking his guts, Liu rapes him with a gun lol and then tosses him into solitary for a week JUST CUZ HE CAN =P

After a week, JJ’s brought back to Liu who’s all sexy hot tubbing and JJ’s like ==;;  Liu reveals that he knows Ugajin asked JJ to kill him and he also knows that JJ and Azunyan have a thing together.  Liu tells JJ that he’s been passing his dahling Azusa around like the village bicycle.  To stop Liu from doin more shit, JJ’s forced to have sexy time.  Right on time, Azusa comes in and calls JJ「最低」before running off.  Poor JJ’s crushed cuz he’s doin this all for Azunyan and Liu sez he’s doin this cuz JJ is to be HIS so he’s gonna destroy everything’s that’s important to him and leave just himself, Liu >;)

They go at it like rabbits till the morn where when JJ wakes up, Liu kisses his forehead and hands him a cup of freshly brewed black coffee YEAH.  JJ is all “\?/NIUSGDF EW COOTIES” abt it and Liu’s just like “I’m not doing this in front of people >;D” .  Liu pets his head before they go off to work.

Similarly as in Ruka’s path, Liu has taken Kiryuu and they make an exchange with but course Kiryuu turns out to be an imposter before a full out gunfight breaks out.  JJ takes down Ruka and then kills Liu.  Dying, Liu reveals that he ain’t realy Liu, he’s a “shadow” of Liu: Liu takes ppl abt the same height as him and conducts surgery to make em exactly like him and also implants his memories into them.  They swapped out just before the gangfight broke out but woteva, JJ rushes to find Azunyan and runs off with him.

Back on land, JJ hands Azusa to Toudou before leaving to finish off Liu.  Azusa’s super pissed and JJ’s just like “I NOW LIU’S BITCH” before Azusa sees through his lie and they reconcile.  JJ and Liu have a duel where JJ fatally wounds Liu but HORRY SHIET the guy is unharmed and JJ suddenly has a dream

In his dream, he sees the life of young Liu, how he was a poor kid in HK but became a gangleader and moved to JP with his men.  He’s always been immortal for some reason too.  Then in his dream, it goes into a possible future where JJ decides to work together with Liu and start a new group.  Both are worn out by now and decide to sleep.  They they have a dream within his dream wtf that all the DH members abandon Liu and Liu wants to kill em all for betraying him but JJ stops him.

JJ then gets back to present and he’s still inthe middle of a fight with Liu.  He’s confident that he won’t die and they continue till the cops bust in, gun Liu down.  JJ finds himself rushing to Liu and tries to call him awake but at long last, the DH head has died.

…YEAH RIGHT.

JJ gets tossed into jail when his apartment got searched and popo found his guns.  Soon, he gets a roomie who has control over the prison and turns out to be…LIU JIEN!! lol Ugajin’s still working for him in DH and Liu BOUGHT this prison so he’s da BOSS here.  He also got leaked info to the cops to get JJ chucked into here too so they’d be safe from the outside crapsack world and be together forever LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LIU JIEN XDXD

Bad End

JJ gets addicted to pot and becomes Liu’s slut.

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

OMFG JJ!!! 

holy shit i don’t know how much more I can love JJ but I can definitely say, he is my favourite character in Omerta and right now, is totally taking number one spot for best BL protagonist (I still love u Gian + Akira +Youji xD).  He was a total badass, kuudere but at the same time, made for such a sexy seme/uke and was so adorable when he went dere.  Cuz he’s a stoic woobie, he never got all wangsty abt his shitty life and he din’t make a giant scene abt getting raped/having sex either.  He turned out to be pretty funny too cuz despite his cold killer personality, he’s got horrible sense and makes some really silly sarcastic comments xD Prolly wot got me most was simply how GOOD a  guy he is, like he kills and rapes and shiet but omg he’s so fucking nice.  In fact, the main driving force behind all of JJ’s actions was simply the desire to protect Azusa and fuck it was so sweet I just…I love JJ.  So fucking much.

And imao, I think he made for a much better seme than uke.  He was hawt at both but seme JJ is just…delicious ;D
*ahem enough of this JJ rant lol*.  As for the other characters, I liked em all CEPT FOR SHIT STAIN YOUJI :@:@:@ I’m srsly so disappointed in his character, I thought he’d be ma fave but WTF ==****  I guess his saving grace was that he sez some really funny shit sometimes but das it.  I found Azunyan to be somewot annoying wen he raged at JJ and it was pretty painful to watch him scream that he hated JJ when JJ was risking his life to save him but he was so adorable when he went dere xD  I was pleasantly surprised by Toudou cuz I’m normally not too into oyaji characters but I loved how playful and nice he was at the same time.  Kiryuu and Ugajin were just pure HNNNNNNG and made for some sexyass uke and I dint really like Ruka.  I dint really feel anything much towards him lol but least they dint make me raaaage like Youji :@:@  COURSE WE CAN’T FORGET LIU JIEN HAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL THAT ASSHOLE i liked him a lot thanks to the silly ass good ending he had xD Best sub character = WONG XD

The music was damn nice too and had a decent OP.  I’ve never heard of the VAs for Toudou/Azunyan or JJ but I really liked JJ’s voice, it screamed “TOTAL BADASS” lol xD  Thumbs up to Narita Ken for making Liu sound so rapey lmao but I have two complaints about the voices.  First, STFU YOUJI.  Second, the uke sex noises were pretty dry for the most part.  JJ, Azunyan and Kiryuu were all pretty quiet and subdued during sex but I guess das just cuz I’m used to the uke screaming like AV actresses in porn XD

THE ART IS AMAZING.  I’ve never heard of the artist (Tateishi Ryo) but I love the style, it reminded me a hell lot of Sweet Pool.  The art was really consistent the whole way through and was damn nice.  Lol gotta love Azunyan’s kitty ears and I liked JJ’s and Ugajin’s designs the most

Aside from the art and characters, another thing that strongly drew me in abt the game was the story – Who can’t love mafia themed shiet eh?  Total badassery was a given as shown: all the characters were badasses cept for Youji cuz he can go fuck himself but Azusa + Youji’s stories felt somewot weak and meh.  The route II liked the most was prolly Liu Jien’s one cuz it was totally unpredictable, random and make me lmfao so bad at the end xD  It was pretty interesting how the entire story was hinged on JJ’s desperation to protect Azusa, it emphasised how important the lil guy was to him though the stuff abt Wanibuchi had me going ??? a lot of the time lol.

So overall, this game was FUCK FUN to play, I don’t care if mafia BL ain’t your thang just play this game for bloody JJ cuz you will love him (the only thing u can complain abt him is that he can come off as a Love Martyr, depends on your view) cuz he is dat awesome.  Things to take note of when playing this game is that it’s pretty buggy and crashes a lot and cuz this is KE, they have dem irritating time limited choices so pay attention.  As for the order in which to play, most walkthroughs recommended Youji->Azusa->Toudou->Kiryuu->Ruka->Ugajin -> Liu.

Alternative Titles:

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 25.11.10

Official Site: www.otomate.jp

/clock_zero/

Platform: PS2,

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, fantasy, time travelling, RICH KIDS

Plot Summary:   Our protagonist ere is a rich bitch precocious 6th year Nadeshiko who’s been having odd dreams of being in a ruined world.  One day, her teacher decides to unceremoniously shove her and a handful of other children he deems bratty problem kids into an after school club and das when shit happens. lol summin like dat xD

Kanou Riichirou/ Rittan

 Nadeshiko’s bff osananajimi. He’s completely =_= about everything, cool and his only friend is Nadeshiko and vice versa. These two are always together, spend their time bickering about everything but of course, Nadeshiko means the world to him and him to her ;D  Like all the kids ere, he’s the son of some mega corporate family and is skilled in chadou.  Giant kuudere ;)

All the kids are like “the fut u playin at” when forced into the after school group but they gonna fail school if they don’t do it so they grudgingly go along with Kaga who hands Nadeshiko a talking rabbit keychain called Rain.

That night, Nadeshiko dreams of The Ruined World. She meets a  “MR COSPLAY” and he asks who the hell she is.  When he hears her name, he’s all WTF but promises her that no matter wot happens, he’ll be there to save her

…and lo and behold, he busts into Nadeshiko’s school the next day looking for her but before he can get to her, the other kids call popo lol and he runs.

Nadeshiko realises that she’s no longer a loli in her dreams and wounds she gets there are retained when she gets up.  She’s then told by a person called Waka from The Ruined World that she’s being targetted by ” The Enemy”. Waka believes The Enemy have rewritten Nadeshiko’s molecular structure to bring her over to the ruined world at night.

After dat, Rittan and Nadeshiko study together but the former gets all pissy for some reason so Nadeshiko asks him to stop being so anal.  Rittan then goes like “U BEING ANAL TOO” and is actually jealous cuz she’s hanging round the other club shota too much. Nadeshiko’s like ==;;  but says that Rittan is numbah one to her and dat they gonna stay together forever=P

By now, a month has passed and the club ends.  The Enemy get moving and some pervert prowler  makes the world go slo mo and tries to take Nadeshiko but her MR COSPLAY busts in to save her.  Uh kay not really cuz Waka jumps into the fray too and beats the shit outta MR COSPLAY lololol.  Then Kaga sensei shows up too and reveals that he’s The Enemy and is doing all this funkyass shit to “SAVE NADESHIKO”

Kay woteva, sensei’s group teleports Nadeshiko over to the Ruined World.  This time, Nadeshiko dreams and sees Rittan all emo and depressed before she wakes up.

Now she’s in Waka’s base. She then sees MR COSPLAY and he tells Nadeshiko that he’s actually her Rittan.  He proves this by rmbing summin dat happened when they were kiddies: Rittan used to be a huge crybaby wuss who kept getting kicked so Nadeshiko always stepped in to save him.  Once, she got hurt protecting him which got Rittan baaawing his eyes out over why she’s get hurt for him and Nadeshiko tells him cuz she the very 「大好き」him and even if she was up against the whole world, she’ll always be on his side :D

In a nutshell, Waka’s group are anti government and are fighting against Kaga sensei’s group “CLOCK ZERO”  who’re with the government and lead by DA KING.  The Ruined World = a possible 2020 for Japan from 2010.  Time has now stopped for Nadeshiko’s old world. Waka’s figured that DA KING’S goal was to get 2010 loli Nadeshiko’s consciousness into 2020 adult Nadeshiko’s body.

So where’s 2020 Nadeshiko’s consciousness?  Turns out 2011 Nadeshiko got into an accident, turned into a vegetable and never woke up since then.  One day, some pervert sneaks into her hospital room, jacks her body and so Rittan has been searching for her body from then on.  Then in 2016, the world got nuked and voila! We have the Ruined World.  Before transporting 2010 Nadeshiko’s mind to 2020 Nadeshiko’s body, Waka’s group took 2020 Nadeshiko’s body back from THE KING so das why Nadeshiko’s with Waka.  Anyway Nadeshiko’s ere just cuz she’s the weakpoint of DA KING and Waka’s group is using her.

Rittan can’t do anything at the mo so has to go along with Waka putting Nadeshiko under house arrest.  He comes to visit and Nadeshiko asks wot’ll happen to her but Rittan doesn’t answer and just leaves before handing her a phone.  She calls him that night cuz she’s so ronery and after some chitchat, he suddenly cuts her off and leaves her alone again.

 In the morn, Waka takes Nadeshiko to their head,  YOSHIMUNE who plans on using her as exchange for the government.  If the government don’t go with em, they gonna kill Nadeshiko who starts protesting at the unfairness of this all and wondering where the fuck Rittan is.

Anyway she’s taken back to her room and shortly after, Rittan comes to visit her.  Nadeshiko rages at why Rittan wasn’t there by her side and he keeps going ” I SAVE U”  but in reality, it don’t look like he can do shit so really, all he’s been saying to her is ” I WOULD SAVE YOU IF I COULD BUT I USELESS” ==;;  Nadeshiko tells him to GTFO and for the next 3 days, Nadeshiko doesn’t eat. Waka’s dudes can’t take this shit so they force Rittan and Nadeshiko outside where they end up holding hands like old times and make up.

Later on, Rittan shows up all weak, collapses and wakes up in Nadeshiko’s bed, getting nitemares of losing her.  Nadeshiko asks why he’s always looks constipated and asks wot the hell he be doing to get so weak and when he tries to leave, SHE hugs him this time  but he leaves anyway lol.

Again, Waka’s group can’t stand them acting like retards WHEN IT’S SO OBVIOUS THEY BE LOVIN EACH OTHER so they take Nadeshiko to Rittan just as he’s abt to warp and they both end up in the 2010 world b4 time got stopped.  Rittan sez he’s been going back to stop Nadeshiko’s accident but it really seems like it’s fuggin destiny cuz Nadeshiko still gets into a coma one way or another ==*****  Rittan tells Nadeshiko to go home and when she refuses, he breaks down and says that he doesn’t want her to see her own accident.  Everytime time he tries to stop the accident, Nadeshiko still gets steamrolled by a car and he’s seen that hundereds and thousands of times already and it’s enough for him to see it alone, he dont want her to witness it.  Nadeshiko tells him that it’s alright cuz rmb, she’s always gonna be wit him ;D

It starts raining so the two kip out in some shack where Rittan warms her up and holds her hand cuz Nadeshiko’s scared of thunder. Nadeshiko ere realises that she likes Rittan so tells him just that but all Rittan does is go GLUBGLUBGLUBWOTLGUSDFLS so Nadeshiko facepalms and leaves it at that for the mo.

Anyway the two accidentally warp exactly to the time where she gets hit by a car fuuuuuck Rittan flips and Nadeshiko’s like o.O but woteva they leave the scene cuz they can’t do anything.

 Rittan’s shaken up by this so Nadeshiko hugs him where he starts getting all dere cuz “IMA MISUNDERSTAND SUMMIN ERE” but Nadeshiko doesn’t care that Rittan is all obsessed with the 12 year old her and loves him…okay…xD  Rittan finally gets wot she’s saying and realises that he’s been such a lolicon he’s been ignoring adult Nadeshiko ere so he head bonks her, confesses that he’s loved her since god knows when and that he’s always been looking at HER cuz Nadeshiko’s Nadeshiko no matter how old she is xDxD

They return back to Waka’s base the next day where the head has decided on giving Nadeshiko to THE KING and he beats the shit outta Rittan and takes Nadeshiko.  Nadeshiko tells Rittan  he’s wasted enough of his life on her so GTFO and save himself but Rittan comes to save her regardless course.

The two hide where Rittan reminisces again how when they were kids, Nadeshiko promised to always be by his side and he ask whether she remembers wot shota him promised in return.  Nadeshiko can’t rmb and Rittan says that he promised he’d become strong to protect Nadeshiko and would never cry again.  Rittan swears again he’ll always be on her side and kisses her

STAY IN DER FUTURE

Then Rittan reveals that the time stop back in 2010 has been fixed and they’ve found a way to get Nadeshiko’s conscious back into 2010 Nadeshiko’s body SO TOODLES U GO HOME NOW. Nadeshiko’s like “FUCK U BEETCH U MINE”, tears after Rittan and together they warp back.  The cause of the accident is actually cuz loli Nadeshiko talked to “SOMEONE” so Rittan goes to stop it and they warp to 2020 to see if das changed anything.  Their 2020 is no longer The Ruined World and is a completely normal place, Japan hasn’t been bombed.  Apparently, stopping loli Nadeshiko talking to dat SOMEONE created new possibilities where loli Nadeshiko doesn’t get hit by a car.

So in the end, Rittan and Nadeshiko are living together as uni students while kiddy Rittan and Nadeshiko are both well.  While studying one day, Nadeshiko gets all RONERY and is all “TOUCH ME PLEASE T.T”  which gets Rittan horny and he goes like “YOUR TOUCHING AND MY TOUCHING ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS” before he starts getting all physical LOL XD

BACK TO DA PAST

 Nadeshiko’s conscious gets shoved back into her loli self and she wakes up to shota Rittan.  Ere, she’s apparently just fainted in the school corridors and when Nadeshiko rmbs wot’s happened, she starts crying, grabs onto Rittan and is all “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKA!!!!!”  before telling Rittan that they’re always gonna be together from now on.

10 years later, the two are goin steady and one night, Rittan walks her home and pulls out a wedding ring for Nadshiko.  He sez that her asshole dad’s been cockblocking forever but he ain’t giving up and “Listen up cuz I’m only gonna say this once – 好きだ” DSLJDASLDASDFN and so, Rittan says some vows, hugs her and proposes :D

Tokita Shuuya

5th grader.  Shuuya’s a giant tennen DEEERP who’s always stoning in a corner, can’t rmb anyone’s names and speaks like he’s a fucking samurai or summin lol.  Most of the time, he’s just goin wit da flo rida and doesn’t really attention to anything but despite his hilarious DEEEEEEEEEERP tendencies, he’s actually a friggin genius and has very brief  flashes of brilliance.

So yeah turns out Shuuya ain’t a kid at all and isn’t even from this world; he’s actually a  24 yr old scientist from Waka’s group who sent his 2020 consciousness into newborn baby Shuuya (wut the) to get info on Nadeshiko thus his molecular crap fucked up so he became a ball of HERP but has been rmbing stuff about the Ruined World and wot he has to do.

Feeling guilty that he’s gonna have to betray Nadeshiko, he invites her over to his place haha children these days xD  Course, Shuuya’s too stoned to start hitting on her so he just grabs her crotch  her face and tells her that he’s going to do some fuck horrible shit to her later and that he’s sorry for dat.

Soon after, 2010 world gets frozen and Nadeshiko’s conscious is transported over to 2020.  She wakes up to adult Shuuya in Waka’s base where she gets shit explained to her and woteva.

All this makes Nadeshiko go HURRDURRDURRRRR so she stops eating and needs Shuuya to pop in and feed her ;D

Nadeshiko asks why he so nice and Shuuya just kisses her forehead and sez it’s cause she was nice to him back then.  He then runs off with her and Waka’s like “GET BACK HERE MOFO” and turns out Shuuya just wanted to play a game of tag for exercise LOLOLOL 

Anyway, all this transferring crap has fucked Shuuya up evn more and he’s starting to lose himself but they realise that 2010 Nadeshiko talking to that SOMEONE is causing her inevitable accident.  The gov refuse to do the exchange and are gonna jump em if they don’t hand Nadeshiko over so Shuuya’s planning to fix this shit and send our heroine back.

Course Nadeshiko ain’t going back without Shuuya cuz she loves him so she confesses and Shuuya says that he loves her too, he’s the most important thing to him but he’s going to forget about her soon and wants his beloved to be happy so he’s sending her back.  That night, the gov ambush em for Nadeshiko so super manly gar Kaede busts in to save her and they all go to Shuuya’s mom’s place.

There, Shuuya rests, starts getting more HERPADERPDERP and after spouting some cheesy lines he jacked from some romance novels LOL, he asks Nadeshiko to give him some mouth to mouth water cuz he’s too weak to get up – Oh you sly bastard

Right after, he enters into a comatose state so Nadeshiko hops into his dreams to drag him out.  When he comes back, he wants to go back to 2010 with Nadeshiko

STAY IN DER FUTURE

Shuuya turns into a vegetable and Nadeshiko decides to stay in The Ruined World.  She remains on the run from everyone and after some time, she goes to see Shuuya, says that she’ll always love him and ABRACADABRA the power of love awakens him! There he gets all turned on so he starts molesting Nadeshiko who’s obviously very happy but is like ” SUTOOOOPUUUU”  but Shuuya’s just like ” STFU やりにくい!!”  while Kaede and his mama are outside lmfaoing.  Anyway Shuuya doesn’t know when he’s gonna revert back into a vegetable so they should make good use of their time and fuck all they can THE END LOLOLOL

BACK TO DA PAST

Nadeshiko and Shuuya both return back to 2010 children, stop the time freeze and get Kaga sensei to fuck off.  Somehow, Shuuya’s magically recovered but Nadeshiko on the other hand, is gonna lose her Ruined World memories soon.  Eh who cares cuz Shuuya then says his MARRIAGE VOWS to Nadeshiko and tells her he loves her while all the other club members are peeping in the background lmao xD

Some years later, both are grown up and Shuuya’s a super popular model.  All the girls keep hitting on him which makes Nadeshiko jealous but he’s like “OTHER GIRL ARE VEGETABLE TO ME, I ONLY WANT YUM YUM NADESHIKO” rofl When they get home, he gives her some marriage certificate as a proposal (UR DOING IT WRONG!!!) but oh wellz cuz Nadeshiko’s good wit dat and Shuuya pushes her down and WHEEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHUAHUAHAUHEHEHEHEHEWUHUEHU ;D

Saionji Toranosuke

Tora’s the neighbourhood BADASS who don’t needa go to school, he no needa study and oh god fuck his brains out if he ever shows up at dem club activities. No one can take this little bitch down, no they can’t cuz on top of being a kung fu master, Tora’s also a YANDERE SON. OF. A. BITCH who’ll rape you if you dare reject his advances.    Yeah man Tora’s one BADASS MOTHAFUCKA.

Our little badass is always too busy defending his turf  but despite all his tough guy jerkassery, he’s pretty nice to Nadeshiko, walks home with her and once, saves her from a bunch of weak shits.  Course dat don’t end well cuz he goes totally apeshit on those dudes till Nadeshiko screams at him to stop being a yangire fuck.

But anyway, the two become all bro n Nadeshiko finds out that Tora’s actually an awesome aniki to his 2 little otouto, does all the chores at home and FUCK HE KNOWS HOW TO COOK <3 He invites her over for some gaming but dat soon turns sour when he starts PMSing and Nadeshiko rages and asks why he keeps hanging with her if he hates her so much.  Toras like “???WUT” and says that no way he hates her, pets her on the head and tells her to keep chillin with him cuz he’ll never hate her d’aaaaaw xD

So Tora is actually Waka and Nadeshiko is teleported over to his base.  Waka imprisons Nadeshiko, having no feelings of guilt cuz in this 2020 timeline, the school club never existed so Tora never met Nadeshiko and was never bro with her.  He’s kinda douchebaggy now but when he sees that Nadeshiko is putting up a front, he pets her on the head again and tells her that true she’s just a sacrifice to em but he ain’t gonna hurt her...”UNLESS YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY >;D”  LOL

So the head later orders Waka to chop off some of Nadeshiko’s head to use as a threat to DA KING.  Nadeshiko’s terrified but like his younger self, Waka ere has his mood swings and he’s suddenly all gentle nice to Nadeshiko though tells her only hell will come to her if she trusts him.

Nadeshiko flees the next day but gets taken back by Waka.  Nadeshiko bitchslaps Waka says she can’t trust Waka, that she’s not the Tora she used to know so Waka gets all rapey on her and is like “THE FUT U KNO ABT ME” and is abt to prod her with his wang but Nadeshiko starts crying and he stops.  He’s like “GODDAMN DIS MAKE ME LOOK LIKE BIG RAPIST” lmao so he gets kinky, licks her tears away and apologises xD

DA KING freaks when they get Nadeshiko’s hair so break through to get her where Waka takes a hit for Nadeshiko. She nurses Waka to health and helps him put on dem bandages where he sees her getting all flustered and feels her up

The two start getting cosy and kip together but Yoshimune plans on giving the gov Nadeshiko cuz wot they be wanting in exchange is the former head of their rebel group – Saionji Shigure.  Yeah das righ, Waka’s mama.  Course Waka beats dem gov shits, takes back Nadeshiko and run to Rittan’s hideout.  There, he uh disinfects her cut up foot by lavishing it with his doggy tongue and then starts perving on her for kicks xD

Waka then reveals that Yoshimune is actually his poop of a papa.  Yoshimune knocked up his mom when he was 16 and then he  started hating on Tora and whipping the kid cuz he was jealous of all the attention Shigure was giving to him. wut the i just i dont even.  Then Tora’s lil bros were born too and Yoshimune decided he dint want no more competition so he threw the kids over to an uncle.  Waka doesn’t want to be anything like Yoshimune but like his papa, he’s a total yakuza badass and always snaps and goes all bloodlusty crazy.  Nadeshiko tells him it’s alright to be who he is and thinks she’s pissed him off by saying this but Waka’s like “Y U SO FUCKING STUPID EETS OBVIOUS I RIKEY YOU!!”

Anyway Waka takes Nadeshiko back to send her home but Yoshimune catches em and starts smashing Waka’s head in.  He says that Waka is more like him than ever now, he’s willing to throw away everything for some woman but Nadeshiko likes TORA and not WAKA.  If Nadeshiko says that Tora and Waka = same person to her, Waka’ll go back and kill Tora and lmao Nadeshiko’ll go into despair and says “wow he’s a pretty jealous young lad int he?” LIKE NO SHIT HES’S FUCKING YANDERE

Course we want the good ends so she says that she needs the Tora in front of her now so they manage to flee where Waka suddenly kisses her and says he’s going to take her and no other smelly buttfuck can.

STAY IN DER FUTURE

Nadeshiko’s like “I WANT YOU BABY” so Waka’s like 「全部、やるよ ;)」like fuck the feelings of love/hate they just want each other so they have some implied smexing and Nadeshiko decides to stay with Waka in the Ruined World. Waka’s now tryna bust Shigure out but gets uh sidetracked a lot and spends his time hornying over Nadeshiko, getting jealous over everyone but still, they live happily ever after ;D

BACK TO DA PAST

Nadeshiko likes Waka but still wants to go home.  Waka figured she’d want to so decides to go back with her. Shuuya warns Waka that he’s gonna cause a time paradox fuckup if he returns but Waka still goes with Nadeshiko.  He fixes the frozen 2010 world and Nadeshiko finally finds him but IFSOFSA he’s drenched in blood and shiet.  Turns out Waka decided to take the fastest route to save Nadeshiko which was so get rid of the root of all the problems ie KILLING DA KING.  ”AAAARGH NOOO” sez Nadeshiko but it’s too late, Waka’s gone nuts and before leaving, he pets her head, tells Nadeshiko that he’ll always be watching over her and that he LOVED her.

10 years later, Nadeshiko has lost her memories of The Ruined World and Waka and is going out with Tora.  Tora pets her head and suddenly Nadeshiko feels like crying but she’s can’t rmb wot’s happened.  Tora says it’s okay he’s with her and invites her over to his place to “TRY SUMMIN NEW TEEHEE”

Oh Tora.  Oh Waka.  Crazy crazy oh so adorable.

Hanabusa Madoka

5th grader.  He’s got some bro con fo his older hyper ky niichan, Nakaba, and most of the time, Madoka appears very polite and reserved but damn can chuck insults and comebacks at you like a stereotypical bitchy cheerleader lol xD  He can get pretty damn tsundere but at the same time, is super straightforward

Anyway Madoka is all over his bro cuz he’s adopted and feels it’s his duty to the Hanabusa family to be Nakaba’s lackey.  This doesn’t sit well with Nakaba cuz he wants Madoka to be his otouto and not some…creeper…lol which gets Madoka very confused cuz he doesn’t see anything wrong with wot he’s doing.  Well in comes our Nadeshiko who tells him to BE HIMSELF cuz “I HAVE INTEREST IN YOU “ thus starts their budding friendship.  Nadeshiko’s the one other person cept for Nakaba’s who’s ever sed stuff like that to him so as thanks, he makes her a little flower strap cuz his hobby is making jewellery xD

Still Madoka doesn’t think he’s thanked her enough so he brings Nadeshiko to his HANABUSA PATISSERIE and lets her stuff herself silly ;D D’aaaw Nadeshiko looks so happy

SOOOO whereas Tora was Waka, Madoka turns out to be the pervert prowler who tries to take Nadeshiko and he’s called BISHOP.  Bishop takes Nadeshiko and this time, she wakes up not in Waka’s base but in DA KING’s base.  There she meets Rain in his human form and meets DA KING, the one who’s orchestrated all this shiet.  DA KING confesses that he’s always loved Nadeshiko and that when she turned into a vegetable, he was devastated and did all kinds of research to bring her back, in the process of which caused the giant explosion that lead to The Ruined World.  All DA KING wants is Nadeshiko so he dont give a fuck abt anything else

Bishop comes in to see how Nadeshiko is doing and when Nadeshiko’s like “U NOT MAI MADOKA :@:@:@” he realises that Nadeshiko’s ronery and wants someone she can trust so he’s all “OH WELL MAH JOB IS TO KEEP U HAPPY SO IMA MAKE U FEEL LOVED >;D>;D” and he starts snogging her fingers loool.  Nadeshiko does not react well to this.

After Nadeshiko sees how fucked up The Ruined World has become because of DA KING’s conquest to revive her, she rages at Bishop who’s been intentionally saying shit to piss her off to get her to cry and let it all out.  Lol course he covers this up by saying it’s cuz she was friggin loud and wanted to shut her up das all.

Anyway Bishop is serving the DA KING cuz Nakaba went MIA when the explosion happened and DA KING promised to help find Nakaba if Bishop joined him.  Shortly after, Nadeshiko gets taken by none other than Nakaba who’s now some journalist who runs around helping ppl.  Bishop catches up and is all pissy jealous till Nadeshiko’s like “FUCK DAS UR BRO NAKABA”.

Bishop and Nadeshiko go back to DA KING and there, Nadeshiko persuades Bishop to leave DA KING cuz now he has no incentive to serve the guy, he’s found Nakaba already.  Bishop agrees to leave but says he can’t take Nadeshiko cuz DA KING will go berserk so leaves after telling her dat she’s ONE HELLUVA WOMAN ;D

Bishop’s gone now and the next day, Rain hands Nadeshiko the strap Madoka made her cuz Bishop asked Rain to go back in time and get it for Nadeshiko =D  DA KING reveals that he knew where Madoka’s family was all along but dint say no nutin to make Madoka pay for his sins – the HANABUSA family were being threatened and were blackmailed into getting Madoka to call Nadeshiko out to trigger theaccident.

STAY IN DER FUTURE

Bishop’s like ”NO BEETCH UR MINE U STAY IN KITCHEN” and refuses to let Nadeshiko go home.  Das good with Nadeshiko cuz she don’t wanna go home anyway and decides to stay with Bishop.

Soo the two remain on the run from DA KING, spend their lives being tsundere and bickering over everything but always making up by making out against the walls LOL

BACK TO DA PAST

DA KING decides to make Nadeshiko his WAIFU.  Bishop’s like “NPNP :D” so Nakaba bitchslaps the guy to get him to BE A REAL MAN AND FIGHT FO THE WOMAN HE LOVES so Bishop breaks into DA KING’s HQ and takes Nadeshiko back with him where they then proceed onto having a giant tsuntsuntsundere makeout fest to show their love for each other - “WOMAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!”

Nadeshiko decides to return home so Bishop busts back into DA KING’s HQ to use the lab to send her back.  Bishop doesn’t return with her and when Nadeshiko wakes up, she’s in her own room with Madoka by her side.  Like in Rittan’s path, she suddenly collapsed at school and when Nadeshiko rmbs Bishop, she starts crying while Madoka does his best to console her.

10 years later, Nakaba’s become a chef and Madoka, a jewellery designer.  Madoka gets all jealous when he sees Nadeshiko talking to Nakaba but hands her a handmade bracelet cuz it’s her bday.  Nadeshiko realises she’s seen this bracelet before and takes out the exact same one that Bishop made her.  She can’t rmb who made it cuz she’s lost her memories of The Ruined World but Madoka immediately rages and  is all “JEALOUS?  WHO ME? WHAT IS THIS THING U CALL JEALOUSY?? :@:@:@:@:@” before snogging her in front of everyone in the cafe ;D

Kaidou Takato

Whew finally down to the last guy!  Takato’s the transfer student and lol as Nadeshiko puts it, he’s the 「SAWAYAKA系」.  He’s like Kazehaya from KnT, even voiced by the same dude Namikawa Daisuke and immediately becomes bff with the whole class, being the nice refreshing likable guy he is…course his future self becomes rather…o.O;;

He’s pretty interested in Nadeshiko from the start cuz she doesn’t fawn over him and in turn, Nadeshiko comes to like him too cuz of how chill and mature he is.  Much to the chagrin of all his fangirls, the two become bff and start chilling together after school.

Nadeshiko finds out that Takato’s considered a child prodigy by many and that the kid loves doing dem freaky experiments lol.  Though he’s good at making new stuff, he can’t cook for his life and ends up blowing up the school kitchen so to console him, Nadeshiko invites him over to her place to make cookies together.

Kay das the end of the nice kiddy stuff and Nadeshiko is taken by Bishop and wakes up in the CLOCK ZERO HQ.  She’s brought to DA KING who is DUN DUN DUN TAKATO!!  And at the same time, DA KING was also Kaga sensei.  lol kay they reveal this early on in every route but oh wellz xD  Takato confesses to Nadeshiko and hopes that she can like him too.

Nadeshiko’s just shit pissed terrified of Takato now cuz the dude fucking blew up to world to revive her and doesn’t seem to give a poop that the world’s now a giant shithole.  To top that all that, his overwhelming kindness towards her is just plain creepy and Takato then asks her to join his CLOCK ZERO group and become his queen.

Course Nadeshiko’s tells Takato he’s wrong but the latter explains that the accident is balls hard to stop but not impossible.  He won’t stop it though, cuz that just means he’s opened up  new worlds where Nadeshiko doesn’t get into an accident, doesn’t mean that the worlds where Nadeshiko got bonked cease to exist.  All he cares abt is THIS Nadeshiko so fuck everything else, he doesn’t need a world without her in it.

Takato decides to forbid Nadeshiko from going outside and tightens the security in fear that Nadeshiko will meet with Waka’s group and form a huge rebellion against him.  Nadeshiko decides to ask Rain abt The Ruined World where the guy sez that all the citizens are under strict surveillance but they don’t rebel cuz DA KING offers them security no matter how fucked up his ideals are. Rain of course, doesn’t give a fuck abt this world either.

Pissed that she’s being put under house arrest, she confronts Takato abt it who says that fine, he’ll let her out alone if…”YOU KISS ME ;D”.  Nadeshiko’s like “GTFO U FUCKIN PEDO” but Takato explains that she’s actually been aging mentally much faster since she got put into her 2020 body so really, she’s 22 already.  Takato’s been waiting for 10 years to touch her and can’t hold back anymore so Nadeshiko sucks it up and kisses the lolicon lol

Soon after, Nadeshiko decides to GTFO, away from creeper Takato but Takato finds her anyway and begs her not to leave him.  He’s realised how messed up he is and doesn’t know how he feels abt his equally messed up ideals and this toilet bowl world he’s created.

Rain then takes Nadeshiko to see Waka and Rittan cuz he wants to mass rebel against Takato and destroy this crapsack world.  They’ll then kill DA KING to show the world that there’s still hope and from then on, a new age will begin.  Obviously Nadeshiko’s like “WTF IS WRONG WITH U PPL” but eh wot can she do?

Nadeshiko races back to Takato who’s relieved she’s come back to him and she promises that she’ll always stay by his side if he releases the people from his rule.  Takato reveals that on the day of the accident, they were supposed to meet up and he planned on confessing to her then but BAM she became a vegetable and dat was dat.  He asks if she’ll kip with him tonight and there, he confesses that he’s falling more and more in love with her and Nadeshiko realises tht she is too.

The next day, Waka’s people come to attack and Nadeshiko ends up taking a bullet for Takato.  Takato realises that Rain has betrayed him and horry shiet yes indeed, the one behind all this balls is actually Rain.  A couple years back, Rain’s lil sis got killed in a traffic accident and hearing that Takato’s a genius who’s tryna bring vegetable Nadeshiko back, Rain believed that Takato cud actually raise the dead.  Here Takato’s still relatively sane so he rejects Rain – The dead should stay dead.  Rain decided to teach Takato a lesson so he looked for the person Takato liked, bumped into Nadeshiko, realised it was her and did the whole accident coma thing.  Unfortunately, Nadeshiko just turned into a vegetable and din’t die but now her condition is critical and Rain is hoping that now, Takato wud be forced to further his research and step into bringing back the dead.  Takato again, rejects Rain cuz he promised Nadeshiko Nadeshiko “NO MORE RETARD” so he’s not gonna go nuts and start pulling up zombies even if it means Nadeshiko mite die and stay dead.

All turns out okay and Nadeshiko is saved.  The first thing she does is confess her love for Takato and they start eating each others’ faces lol.  Then Waka’s people burn down the building and Bishop tries to flee with Nadeshiko but she goes back to find Takato.  Takato’s resolved to die cuz she’s caused to much shit to happen to Nadeshiko already but she’s like “DON’T U DARE LEAVE ME U MAH SLUT” so the two of them run.

STAY IN DER FUTURE

The two spend their lives in hiding while Waka’s group has taken over and declared a revolution.

BACK TO DA PAST

Takato plans on sending Nadeshiko back cuz it’s too unsafe here.  Nadeshiko wants him to go back too but Takato says he can’t make her happy and always wanted to be with her.  He hugs her and cries while wishing for her happiness back in 2010 and sends her back T.T

Nadeshiko wakes up in the school where time’s flowing again.  She flips out when she sees Takato knocked out on the ground and when he wakes up, she immediately glomps him and tells him to never ever leave her again.

11 years later, Takato’s become a teacher at their old school and he and Nadeshiko are lovers.  Takato saved Nadeshiko from the accident cuz of a letter from 2020 Takato and in order to prevent Rain from pulling the same shit, Takato stopped all his research and never became a super famous child scientist or woteva.  Anyway the two decide to call all their old school buddies up and have a reunion.

Meanwhile with 2020 DA KING Takato, he’s been watching over 2020 Nadeshiko’s body ever since and still doesn’t know if she’ll ever wake up. He leaves the room and right after that, 2020 Nadeshiko opens her eyes.

Afterthoughts and Conclusion

omfg DEM FUCKING STUPID TESTS i took so long to finish this game thanks to them :@:@:@:@:@

Lol i loved all the characters i swear, all of them had their lil quirks and were so adorable xD  If I had to choose a fave…i guess I’d go for Waka and Bishop –  I love yandere characters haha and Bishop was just damn sexy =P  Shuuya n Rittan come in a close second too cuz the former made me shit bricks the whole time and the latter’s kuudereness was cute xD  And uh Takato.  He creeped me out so much with his stalkerish obsession with Nadeshiko but I still liked him cuz of Namikawa Daisuke  and u kno, he really did love Nadeshiko STILL DOESN’T MEAN HE’S NOT FUCKING CREEPY. Nadeshiko was a pretty badass heroine, I like how she isn’t the useless airheaded shoujo heroine but did stuff and if her manz don’t do shit then she’s all “COME BACK HERE BEETCH” XD  For the supporting characters, Kaede was my favourite cuz damn he’s such a hero and tries to be all tough guy but is actually a huge softie inside xD

The music’s damn nice and it’s one of those rare games that has an OP that doesn’t make me cringe and click mute.  I swear Namikawa Daisuke should be given some kind of award for making Takato sound so creepy, nice and pained at the same time, hearing him  made me all teary T.T  I also really liked Rain’s voice though I have no clue who voiced him, he sounded so cute but damn was malicious at the same time o.O;;  Lol and Tora sounds exactly the same 10 years later, it’s like he din’t hit puberty at all xD

The style’s  lil different but u can definitely tell it’s SYK art CUZ LOOK AT DEM CARROT NOSES!!  The mouths looked like cardboard cutouts at times imao and were sometimes placed too close to dem carrot nose but eh woteva the art’s still good.  Definitely Bishop’s design was the best, dem asian eyes and dat pimpin fur jacket xD

As for the story, I quite liked it with the time travelling and how some of the endings were  bittersweet, especially Bishop, Rittan’s and uh Waka’s crazy yandere one lol.  I’m pretty satisfied  that 2020 Takato got his happy ending in the end cuz god give the guy a break, he blew up the world for the girl he loves!  I wish Kaede got a route of his own though, he was so adorable <3

NOW FOR MY ONE MAJOR GRIPE WITH THIS GAME: WHY THE FUCK DID OTOMATE PUT IN DEM STUPID TESTS?!?!  it was so fucking random cuz half the story was basically doing pointless tests that i had to type out in KATAKANA and then when I got it wrong, they’d give me 2 choices with the right answers in em!  WHY NOT JUST DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?  So it was pretty hell everytime I finished a character’s route cuz then I’d have to start dem tests again and I got so irked I stopped playing several times and started some other games ==*****

Well, that aside, this game was real fun to play.  The highlights are definitely the awesome cast and heroine, fitting music and a good (if inconsistent) art along with an interesting plot so play this game and don’t drop it cuz of the super fucking annoying tests or cuz of Takato’s creepiness LOL ;D

The fact that Persona 4 was going to become an anime was known since last month but the real date of the airing of the anime was only realeased yesterday.

Persona 4 The Animation will be airing from October 2011 on MBS!!

Official Site

Sigh, well, um, thats about it.

I don’t know. To tell the truth, I’d rather watch Persona 3 but then again, isn’t that supposed to be related to the Trinity Anime thing? I love Banchou as a character but come on, Persona 3 has Ishida Akira and the characters are simply awesome. … More like, I simply love Persona 3 because … I have yet to play Persona 4.

T.T

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The Plot (taken  from wiki orz)

Persona 4 takes place in the fictional, rural Japanese town of Inaba, which lies among floodplains and has its own high school and shopping districts. Unexplained murders have taken place in the small town, where bodies are found dangling among television antennas and their cause of death unknown. At the same time, rumor has begun to spread that watching a switched-off television set on rainy midnights will reveal a person’s soulmate. Following the rumor, a group of high-school students discovered a fog-shrouded world accessed through television sets infested with monsters called Shadows. They also discovered each of their Shadow Selves, symbolizing their suppressed personalities. Confronting their Shadow Selves awakened their ability to summon beings known as Personas. Using Personas, the students formed the Investigation Team to investigate the connection between the TV world and the murders, and possibly capture the culprit.

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The trailer:

(the user has other trailers of P4 but this one is the longest)

lol, Kanji. Guess thats one thing to look forward to XD.

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Uhh, Chara Intro + Cast:

Narukami Yuu (Main Chara/Banchou) – CV: Namikawa Daisuke

Hanamura Yousuke - CV: Morikubo Showtaro

Satonaka Chie - CV: Horie Yui

Amagi Yukiko - CV: Koshimizu Ami

Tatsumi Kanji - CV: Seki Tomokazu

Kuma - CV: Yamaguchi Kappei

Kujikawa Rise - CV: Kugimiya Rie

Shirogane Naoto - CV: Paku Romi

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Talking about Persona:

Amazing Hand-drawn MAD of Persona (mostly 3 + 4)

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IMAGE SPAM XD

*may contain spoilers*

P3 MC is mentioned slightly in P4. ... Wish they collaborated a bit more T.T

Bancho cross dressing is cute in a way i guess. Depends on the artist

lol

Major Spoiler:

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So.

Whens P4P coming out?