Archive for Otome Game

Diabolik Wifebeaters – wtf am i playing

Posted in Otome Games, Ramblings with tags , , on 18/10/2012 by domshiki

…Did he just call the heroine “BITCHCHAN”??

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Otome Game Review: Koezaru wa Akai Hana

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 14/10/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 越えざるは紅い花

Company: Operetta Due

Release Date: 07.09.12

Official Site: http://ignote.net/operetta2/benibana/

Platform: PC

Genre: PORN, hot fucking brill heroine, Arabian shit, kidnapping, sexy guys, didimentionPORN

Plot Summary: 

OMG DID SOMEONE SAY MORE PRON?

YES.  THIS IS ANOTHER PORN GAME CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH MY READERS LIKE RAEP AND 28 INCH DONGS

I’m so thoughtful I know <3

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Otome Game Review – GENROH

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 28/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 源狼 ~GENROH~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist, Saya, can see some crazy shit and can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

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Otome Game Review: Dicks and Alice

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 24/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: トリック . オア . アリス, Trick or Alice

Company: little cheese

Release Date: 04.08.12

Official Site: http://little-cheese.jp/alice/

Platform: PC

Genre: Alice in Wonderland Rape, hiyo

Plot Summary: YES IT’S WHAT ALL YOU PERVERTS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! LETS ALL WATCH ALICE GET RAPED!!

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Otome Game Review – PersonA ~ Opera Za no Kaijin ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 24/08/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: PersonA ~ オペラ座の怪人~

Company: Mirai Soft

Release Date: 27.04.12

Official Site: PHANTOM PORN

Platform: PC

Genre:  PORN

Plot: A dirty otoge take on The Phantom of the Opera.  Join me, my loves, as we see how much of a slut Christine Daae is made into in her steamy, porn filled adventures.  Nope, sadly there aren’t any sex scenes of Gerard Butler but at least we don’t have to shield our eyes from Emmy Rossum’s retarded poodle afros in this game.

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Otome Game Review: Toki no Kizuna ~ Sekigahara Kitan ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , on 19/08/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 十鬼の絆~ 関ヶ原奇譚~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 19.07.12

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/toki

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, Hakuouki, Oni

Plot: The world’s inhabited by a race called the oni who are stronger than humans but otherwise are pretty much human.  The heroine is an oni who’s all for protecting her oni.  Cuz we humans are fucking pussies and must destroy and hate everything stronger than us, we hate the oni and fear them.  So, the oni hide from humans.  But the  oni get sucked into petty human affairs.

HMMM…This sounds awfully like the game I just played below.

C’mon Otomate, step up your game and come up with sth new.

Essentially, Jyuuzaengi x Hakuouki set in the Sengoku period.

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Otome Game Review – Jyuuza Engi ~ Engetsu Sangokuden ~

Posted in Otome Games, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 20/07/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 十三支演義 ~偃月三国伝~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 24.05.12

Official Site: NEKOMIMI

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, kitty cats

Plot: nothing screams “HNNNNG  IM GOING TO BE SO MOE” quite like kitty ears, and this is exactly what this game does.  Taking The Romance of the 3 Kingdoms as it’s setting, there’s a race of kitty people called the derogatory name of “JYUUZA” who are hated and feared by humans.  Long story short, they get blackmailed into doing the dirty work of humans and this is basically a tale of how they fight for their freedom .  Yeah sounds totally lame too but hey it’s nekomimi so who gives a fuck >:3

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