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Otome Game Review: Jooubachi no Oubou – Menou hen

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , on 10/04/2014 by domshiki

Alternative Titles:女王蜂の王房

Company: Pure Wool

Release Date: 28.02.14

Official Site: 8==D

Platform: PC

Genre: Bee porn, bugs, porn, all the guy’s are fuckin weirdos

Plot Summary: Lol bees. nuff said.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

The first post after an ass long hiatus is none other than a PORNO GAME!!!  OMG GUYS IT’S YOUR FAVOURITE!!

(ok it’s my favourite huehueheu)

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Otome Game Review – Diabolik Wifebeaters

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , on 17/06/2013 by domshiki

3010-Diabolik_Lovers_JPN_PSP-PLAYASiA1Alternative Titles: DIABOLIK LOVERS – Haunted Dark Bridal -

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 11.10.12

Official Site: WIFEBEATING

Platform: PSP

Genre: Wifebeating Without Plot, dumb heroine, I did this for my readers

Plot  Review Summary:

YES I PROMISED I WOULD FINISH THIS.

AND NO.  I DID NOT LIKE THIS GAME AT ALL.

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Otome Game Review: Hana Awase – Mizuchi hen

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 22/12/2012 by domshiki

img_hanaAlternative Titles: 華アワセ 蛟編

Company: Enterbrain

Release Date: 05.12.12

Official Site: http://hana-awase.net/

Platform: PC

Genre: AVG, Otome, YURA <3, SAD SHIT, YUGIOH

Plot Summary:

OMGAD IT’S YURA <3

In this world, people play this super edgy hardcore game called HANA AWASE, where they use HANA FUDA to kill each other for shits and giggles.  Only a special few get this totally bamf power and those kids get put into special schools where they hone these skills – for what purpose I don’t know it’s like they’re tryna breed killer children who wield nuclear weapon cards.  The general public doesn’t know abt this though and just thinks that these are schools for rich kids who spend all their time playing card games.  Our heroine decides that she wants to play Yu gi Oh too like all the other cool kids and enters the school.

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Otome Game Review: Wand of Fortune 2 FD ~ Kimi ni Sasageru Epilogue ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 17/12/2012 by domshiki

9577a843Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2 FD~君に捧げるエピローグ~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 22.11.12

Official Site: LULU <3

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, MORE LULU <3 End to WOF

Plot Summary:

I JUST FINISHED MA FINALS and guess what I did? I went home, all ready to sleep from the horrible consecutive all nighters pulled, but for some reason, I ended up sitting down for 2 hours and typing a 9000 word…review.  This.

It seems like I am a masochist after all…Anyway this is the final wof game and it’s a shitton of fanservice of Lulu growing up, growing…down and just Lulu being super adorable <3

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Otome Game Review: Shirahana no Ori ~ Hiiro no Kakera 4 ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , on 22/10/2012 by domshiki



Alternative Titles: 
白華なの檻~緋色の欠片4~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 20.09.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/shirahana/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, HNK, angsty wangsty emo shit, doombitch heroine

Plot Summary:

MOAR HIIRO NO KAKERA?  OKAY <3

This time, we’re going into the past till the Heian period I think around there.  I was kinda hoping that the game would be about the START of the Tamayori Hime (TM) shit but instead, this time, it’s not about the Tamayorihime saving the world; it’s about her bringing doomsday or some shit like that.

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Diabolik Wifebeaters – wtf am i playing

Posted in Otome Games, Ramblings with tags , , on 18/10/2012 by domshiki

…Did he just call the heroine “BITCHCHAN”??

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Otome Game Review: Koezaru wa Akai Hana

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 14/10/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 越えざるは紅い花

Company: Operetta Due

Release Date: 07.09.12

Official Site: http://ignote.net/operetta2/benibana/

Platform: PC

Genre: PORN, hot fucking brill heroine, Arabian shit, kidnapping, sexy guys, didimentionPORN

Plot Summary: 

OMG DID SOMEONE SAY MORE PRON?

YES.  THIS IS ANOTHER PORN GAME CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH MY READERS LIKE RAEP AND 28 INCH DONGS

I’m so thoughtful I know <3

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Otome Game Review – GENROH

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 28/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 源狼 ~GENROH~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist, Saya, can see some crazy shit and can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

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Otome Game Review: Dicks and Alice

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 24/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: トリック . オア . アリス, Trick or Alice

Company: little cheese

Release Date: 04.08.12

Official Site: http://little-cheese.jp/alice/

Platform: PC

Genre: Alice in Wonderland Rape, hiyo

Plot Summary: YES IT’S WHAT ALL YOU PERVERTS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! LETS ALL WATCH ALICE GET RAPED!!

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I’m playing Dicks and Alice atm and I just wanted to say…

Posted in Otome Games, Ramblings with tags , on 02/09/2012 by domshiki

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Otome Game Review – PersonA ~ Opera Za no Kaijin ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 24/08/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: PersonA ~ オペラ座の怪人~

Company: Mirai Soft

Release Date: 27.04.12

Official Site: PHANTOM PORN

Platform: PC

Genre:  PORN

Plot: A dirty otoge take on The Phantom of the Opera.  Join me, my loves, as we see how much of a slut Christine Daae is made into in her steamy, porn filled adventures.  Nope, sadly there aren’t any sex scenes of Gerard Butler but at least we don’t have to shield our eyes from Emmy Rossum’s retarded poodle afros in this game.

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Otome Game Review: Toki no Kizuna ~ Sekigahara Kitan ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , on 19/08/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 十鬼の絆~ 関ヶ原奇譚~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 19.07.12

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/toki

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, Hakuouki, Oni

Plot: The world’s inhabited by a race called the oni who are stronger than humans but otherwise are pretty much human.  The heroine is an oni who’s all for protecting her oni.  Cuz we humans are fucking pussies and must destroy and hate everything stronger than us, we hate the oni and fear them.  So, the oni hide from humans.  But the  oni get sucked into petty human affairs.

HMMM…This sounds awfully like the game I just played below.

C’mon Otomate, step up your game and come up with sth new.

Essentially, Jyuuzaengi x Hakuouki set in the Sengoku period.

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Otome Game Review – Jyuuza Engi ~ Engetsu Sangokuden ~

Posted in Otome Games, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 20/07/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 十三支演義 ~偃月三国伝~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 24.05.12

Official Site: NEKOMIMI

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, kitty cats

Plot: nothing screams “HNNNNG  IM GOING TO BE SO MOE” quite like kitty ears, and this is exactly what this game does.  Taking The Romance of the 3 Kingdoms as it’s setting, there’s a race of kitty people called the derogatory name of “JYUUZA” who are hated and feared by humans.  Long story short, they get blackmailed into doing the dirty work of humans and this is basically a tale of how they fight for their freedom .  Yeah sounds totally lame too but hey it’s nekomimi so who gives a fuck >:3

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Otome Game Review: Hiiro no Kakera Shin Tamayorihime Denshou – Piece of Future –

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/07/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles:ヒイロノカケラ 新玉依姫伝承 ―Piece of Future―

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 23.03.12

Official Site: CLICKYCLICKY

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, future stuff, Tamayorihime, awesome twins

Plot: No I didn’t really want to play this since it the HnK3 FD sucked but I figured if I was going to clear out the rubbish, I might as well do it all in one go.  Same as with the HnK3 FD, the first part of this FD has Saya not ending up with anyone after the main game’s events, and the second part is a continuation of routes with the guys.

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Otome Game Review: Soukoku no Kusabi – Hiiro no Kakera 3 Ashita no Tobira he

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 17/06/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles:  蒼黒の楔 緋色の欠片3 明日への扉

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 31.05.12

Official Site:otomate.jp/soukoku_fd_psp

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy, FD

Plot Summary: More HnK cuz Otomate STILL isn’t done with milking the shit outta this series and i just found out that there’s gonna be a HnK FOUR lol.  This is a fd that takes place after the events of HnK3 So the routes are split into two parts: Tamaki, Ryou and Takuma graduating from HS in a universe where Tamaki doesn’t hook up with anyone after HNK3; and the other part of the route is a continuation of the routes from HNK3

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Otome Game Review: Scared Rider Xechs STARDUST LOVERS

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 20/05/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles:  スカーレッドライダーゼクス STARDUST LOVERS

Company: Rejet

Release Date: 23.06.11

Official Site: scared-rider-xechs.jp/fd

Platform: PS2, PSP 

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, mecha, boy bands

Plot Summary:

More gattais and korean boy bands hur :D This is a FD of Scared Rider Xechs, takes place during the main storyline and basically delves into wot our IS kids get up to during their non-ganking free time

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Otome Game Review: Oumagatoki ~ Kaidan Romance ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 08/04/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 逢魔時~怪談ロマンス~

Company: QuinRose

Release Date: 29.03.12

Official Site: CLICKYCLICKY

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy, magical shit

Plot Summary:

Quinrose’s newest game. In this world, ayakashi ( spirits etc) coexist with humans. I say ‘coexist’ cuz most humans don’t even know the ayakashi exist cuz they can’t see em: by day, humans live normally but at night, the ayakashi awaken and roam the land. Our heroine is a badass ayakashi who goes to skl at night and spends her time being a dickhead arnd skl with her bff.  Throw in some mystery shiet and we got our game ;)

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