Otome Game Review – Diabolik Wifebeaters

Alternative Titles: DIABOLIK LOVERS – Haunted Dark Bridal –

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 11.10.12

Official Site: WIFEBEATING

Platform: PSP

Genre: Wifebeating Without Plot, dumb heroine, I did this for my readers

Plot  Review Summary:

YES I PROMISED I WOULD FINISH THIS.

AND NO.  I DID NOT LIKE THIS GAME AT ALL.

Otome Game Review: Shirahana no Ori ~ Hiiro no Kakera 4 ~

Alternative Titles: 白華なの檻～緋色の欠片４～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 20.09.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/shirahana/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, HNK, angsty wangsty emo shit, doombitch heroine

Plot Summary:

MOAR HIIRO NO KAKERA?  OKAY <3

This time, we’re going into the past till the Heian period I think around there.  I was kinda hoping that the game would be about the START of the Tamayori Hime (TM) shit but instead, this time, it’s not about the Tamayorihime saving the world; it’s about her bringing doomsday or some shit like that.

Otome Game Review – GENROH

Alternative Titles: 源狼 ～GENROH～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist, Saya, can see some crazy shit and can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

Otome Game Review: Toki no Kizuna ~ Sekigahara Kitan ~

Alternative Titles: 十鬼の絆～ 関ヶ原奇譚～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 19.07.12

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/toki

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, Hakuouki, Oni

Plot: The world’s inhabited by a race called the oni who are stronger than humans but otherwise are pretty much human.  The heroine is an oni who’s all for protecting her oni.  Cuz we humans are fucking pussies and must destroy and hate everything stronger than us, we hate the oni and fear them.  So, the oni hide from humans.  But the  oni get sucked into petty human affairs.

HMMM…This sounds awfully like the game I just played below.

C’mon Otomate, step up your game and come up with sth new.

Essentially, Jyuuzaengi x Hakuouki set in the Sengoku period.

Otome Game Review – Jyuuza Engi ~ Engetsu Sangokuden ~

Alternative Titles: 十三支演義 ～偃月三国伝～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 24.05.12

Official Site: NEKOMIMI

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, kitty cats

Plot: nothing screams “HNNNNG  IM GOING TO BE SO MOE” quite like kitty ears, and this is exactly what this game does.  Taking The Romance of the 3 Kingdoms as it’s setting, there’s a race of kitty people called the derogatory name of “JYUUZA” who are hated and feared by humans.  Long story short, they get blackmailed into doing the dirty work of humans and this is basically a tale of how they fight for their freedom .  Yeah sounds totally lame too but hey it’s nekomimi so who gives a fuck >:3

Otome Game Review: Hiiro no Kakera Shin Tamayorihime Denshou – Piece of Future –

Alternative Titles:ヒイロノカケラ 新玉依姫伝承 ―Piece of Future―

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 23.03.12

Official Site: CLICKYCLICKY

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, future stuff, Tamayorihime, awesome twins

Plot: No I didn’t really want to play this since it the HnK3 FD sucked but I figured if I was going to clear out the rubbish, I might as well do it all in one go.  Same as with the HnK3 FD, the first part of this FD has Saya not ending up with anyone after the main game’s events, and the second part is a continuation of routes with the guys.

Otome Game Review: Soukoku no Kusabi – Hiiro no Kakera 3 Ashita no Tobira he

Alternative Titles:  蒼黒の楔 緋色の欠片3 明日への扉

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 31.05.12

Official Site:otomate.jp/soukoku_fd_psp

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy, FD

Plot Summary: More HnK cuz Otomate STILL isn’t done with milking the shit outta this series and i just found out that there’s gonna be a HnK FOUR lol.  This is a fd that takes place after the events of HnK3 So the routes are split into two parts: Tamaki, Ryou and Takuma graduating from HS in a universe where Tamaki doesn’t hook up with anyone after HNK3; and the other part of the route is a continuation of the routes from HNK3

Otome Game Review: Scared Rider Xechs STARDUST LOVERS

Alternative Titles:  スカーレッドライダーゼクス STARDUST LOVERS

Company: Rejet

Release Date: 23.06.11

Official Site: scared-rider-xechs.jp/fd

Platform: PS2, PSP 

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, mecha, boy bands

Plot Summary:

More gattais and korean boy bands hur :D This is a FD of Scared Rider Xechs, takes place during the main storyline and basically delves into wot our IS kids get up to during their non-ganking free time

Otome Game Review: Oumagatoki ~ Kaidan Romance ~

Alternative Titles: 逢魔時～怪談ロマンス～

Company: QuinRose

Release Date: 29.03.12

Official Site: CLICKYCLICKY

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy, magical shit

Plot Summary:

Quinrose’s newest game. In this world, ayakashi ( spirits etc) coexist with humans. I say ‘coexist’ cuz most humans don’t even know the ayakashi exist cuz they can’t see em: by day, humans live normally but at night, the ayakashi awaken and roam the land. Our heroine is a badass ayakashi who goes to skl at night and spends her time being a dickhead arnd skl with her bff.  Throw in some mystery shiet and we got our game ;)

Wand of Fortune 2 ~ Jikuu ni Shizumu Mokushiroku

Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2～時空に沈む黙示録

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 29.09.11

Official Site:otomate.jp/wandoffortune2

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy

Plot Summary:

The game picks off largely where it stopped in the first, with Lulu passing the exam and being a total BAU5 of all dem elements.  Now she sees things as how the ancient ones do, tripping out errday cuz of all dem pretty colours she now sees the world in lol and as usual, shit happens and the whole gang get tossed back into the past.

Otome Game Review – Iza, Shutsujin! Koi Ikusa

Alternative Titles: いざ、出陣！ 恋戦

Company: QuinRose

Release Date: 26.05.11

Official Site:http://quinrose.com

/game/koiikusa_psp/top.html

Platform: PSP, phone

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, historical,

Plot Summary: After playing Nise no Chigiri, I’m all up for historical games so when I saw this I went:MOAR SENGOKU BASARA JIDAI??  SO THERE XD

…Sadly this is nowhere near as good as Nise no Chigiri but more abt that later.  It’s dem Sengoku times in JP atm and our heroine’s papa suddenly breaks his spleen or summin and can’t do shit in the war.  Seeing as she’s a princess, it’s her duty or some shit to go and do her part in the wars so her dad tells her to gtfo and go seduce the main players in the wars (lolol not really he jus sent her out to see which side they should follow) and so, along with her faithful bitch KOJIROU, Hana goes around the world in 80 days to find these hot sexy manbeasts.

Otome Game Review – Shinigami to Shoujo

Alternative Titles: 死神と少女, The death reaper and the girl

Company: TAKUYO

Release Date: 28.07.11

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, stories, death reaper, picture book, tales

Artist(s): すみ兵 – Sumihei (Chaos Head manga artist)

Official Site: http://www.takuyo.co.jp
/products/shinigami/index.html

Plot Summary: Toono Sayo (First-name name change possible) is a beautiful girl (the game says so, the site says so, the characters say so) who lives with her older brother, Toono Touya who is an author. Her brother tells her of his next story; one called ‘Shinigami to Shoujo’. He tells her of how it’s going to be about a lonely shinigami and a girl, and their search for the most beautiful word that exists.

Otome Game Review – Musketeer le Sang Des Chevaliers

Alternative Titles: マスケティア, マスケティア le Sang Des Chevaliers

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 07.07.2011

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp

/musketeer/

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, historical, fantasy

Plot Summary: AW YEAAAH been looking forward to this one xD  d’Artagnan’s jus yo cheerful happy 17 yr old girl, life’s great she’s having a bomb…and then shit happens and her dad’s murdered by fucking demons.  She’s all OMFGWTFBBQKARMABUTWATAHDO?! but instead of grieving and doing jack shit like most would, she decides to MAN THE FUCK UP and goes to CHEVALIER GAKUEN to find out jus hu the FAQ killed her papa.   AWFUCKINGYEAH.

Otome Game Review – Mother Goose no Himitsu no Yakata

Alternative Titles: マザーグースの秘密の館, Mother Goose’s Secret Mansion

Company: Quin Rose

Release Date: 23.06.11

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, quiz, U.K Culture (lol)

Artist(s): 藤丸豆ノ介 –
Fujimaru Mamenosuke + others

Official Site: http://quinrose.com/
game/mother_psp/top.html

Plot Summary: Erika Fleur (Name change possible) wakes up one morning and notices that a book on her shelf is glowing brightly. The book was a collection of nursery rhymes called ‘Mother Goose’ and it was given to her by her grandmother when she was small and yea, Erika had forgotten all about it. Since its glowing, she opens it and … finds herself in some mansion surrounded by 5 men who introduce themselves as the inhabitants of the book.

Otome Game Review – Kanuchi Shiroki Tsubasa no Shou

Alternative Titles: カヌチ 白き翼の章

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 02.10.08

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/

kanuchi/white.html

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, fantasy

Plot Summary: Our heroine Aki’s an orphan who got picked up by a Toura jiijii and has been living happily with him for 17 years till one day, she meets all these bishies and that  turns her schizophrenic LOL.  Combine that with some blacksmithing, fantasy elements and a weirdass plot and we got our Kanuchi.  Das the gist of things anyway xD

Otome Game Review – Wand of Fortune ~ Mirai e no Prologue ~

Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン ~ 未来へのプロローグ ~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 25.02.10

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp/

wandoffortune_fd/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  magic, Hogwarts, romance, fandisk,  HNNNNG heroine

Plot Summary: HNNNNNNNNNG LULU <3<3  This is the fandisk to WOF game.  Essentially a sequel, it continues on from the open ending where Lulu goes with no one, becomes all elementental and then branches off into her stories of after she gets together with her manz ;)

Otome Game Review – S.Y.K ~Renshouden~

Alternative Titles: S.Y.K  ~蓮咲伝~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 11.03.11

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp

/syk_fd/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, historical, fantasy, monkey king, fandisk

Plot Summary: AAAAAAAAND we’re back for some more Monkey King Otome fun ;D  This is the fandisk to the SYK game and is basically the follow up to each character’s paths + this time, we can also check out Konzenshi (Genjou’s past self) and watch her whoring around with guys like Youzen LOL xD