BL Game Review: DRAMAtical Murder

Alternative Titles:  ドラマティカル マーダー

Company: Nitro+Chiral

Release Date: 23.03.12

Official Site: GAY SHIT AHEAD

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, ADV, gay shit, funky cyber shit, mind fucking shit, wifebeater character alert

Plot: Aw yee, Nitro+ Chiral’s newest game.  From post apocalyptic, to kitty boys to meat shitting high schoolers,  the setting’s a futuristic cyber one this time, many many many many years into the future.  Our protagonist, Aoba, works in a Junk Shop and lives a relatively normal life but slowly finds out that his constant headaches are key to a giant ploy on the island.  Kay it’s better than it sounds rofl trust me on tha.  Anyway, it’s been a long time since I done a BL game innit eh?

Otome Game Review – Chou no Doku Hana no Kusari

Alternative Titles: 蝶の毒　華の鎖

Company: Aromarie

Release Date: 27.05.11

Official Site: http://aromarie.com/

product/chou/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ Otome, romance, historical, drama

Plot Summary: YEAAAAH finally another Aromarie game!  This was really anticipated and tells of the story of our heroine, Yuriko.  She’s a noblewoman in the Taisho Era and it’s her bday so her family’s throwing a giant party for her.  Yuriko finds the party a tad much for just a bday and course there are underlying motives to this and turns out her dad’s tryna wed her to some rich guy to cover their money probs.  Yes, sounds like some cheesy ass cliche Kdrama bs BUT THERE’S A LOT MORE TO IT ;D

BL Game Review – Omerta ~ Chinmoku no Okite ~

Alternative Titles: オメルタ～沈黙の掟～

Company: Karin Entertainment Chatnoir Omega

Release Date: 22.04.11

Official Site: http://omega.karin-e.jp/index_02.htm

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, mafia, rape, hitmen, romance, awesome protagonist <3

Plot Summary: The debut game of Karin Entertainment’s gay buttsecks branch company lol xD  In JJ’s town, everyone’s a giant sleazeball and he’s no exception; he’s a pro hitman.  Naturally since he’s all BAU5, he draws the attention of the two major gangs in the town” Dragon Head (DH) and King Caesar (KC) and gets wrapped up in all the shiet between em.

 

Otome Game Review – Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi

Alternative Titles: 黒と金の開かない鍵

Company: little cheese

Release Date: 04.12.11

Official Site:

http://little-cheese.jp/black-gold/

Platform: PC

Genre: AVG, 18+ otome,  romance, yandere

Plot Summary: YANDERE.  This is wot this game is essentially built on – that should give you an inkling of wots gonna be in ere ;D  Heroine Kanade is a hikki who spends all her time sleeping and having random 妄想 to escape from reality, using a HENTAI ONIISAN figure in her dreams to keep her going through life lol.  However, a haircut from a mysterious pervert x changes her for the better and gives her the courage to get the fuck outta her house…and thus begins our brave warrior’s adventures into the real world…summin like dat xD

BL Game Update – Omerta

Alternative Titles:オメルタ Omerta ～沈黙の掟～

Company: 花梨シャノアール　オメガ

Release Date: 2010 Winter

Official Site:http://omega.karin-e.jp/index_02.htm

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+, BL, AVG, mafia hitmen dark shit

Plot: Debut game of Karin Entertainment’s branch company (name of which I cannot romanise lol – Karin Sharnoir Omega? Dunno) =D BL game I’m most looking forward cuz the art’s smexy (reminds me a tad of Sweet Pool <3)and KE hasn’t disappointed me with their Zettai Meikyuu Grimm and Animamundi games.  That and the guys ere are all hitmen lol.  Follows the story of our main hitman JJ, his life in his sleazy hooker, druggie, mafia filled part of town and all his other hot bad guy friends.

Otome Game Review – Riddle Garden

Alternative Titles: リドル・ガーデン

Company: Calamelia

Release date: 26.03.10

Official Site:

http://www.calamelia.jp/

product/riddle/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ Otome, rape, romance, bachelors tryna get rich bitch heroine

Plot Summary: Hey guess what, this is a branch company of Will, the guys who made Sugar Beans who made Ijiwaru my rapist and Under the moon!  What does that say about this game I wonder.  So heroine Colette has never been outside her giant mansion before and life’s all good for her.  Then 5 guys show up to fuck up her peaceful way of living and she’s forced to marry one of them and get the hell out and never come back.  In a failed attempt to make things more interesting, one of the guys is actually some assassin who ain’t one of the chosen candidates, some lame shit like dat.  Gee this is gonna be so fun.

BL Game Review – Lucky Dog1

Alternative Names: ラッキードッグ1

Company: Tennenouji

Release Date: 10.06.09

Official Site: http://www.tennenouji.net/product/03_luckydog1/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, mafia, romance, violence, rape, comedy, drama, prison break XD

Plot Summary: 25 year old protagonist Gian Carlo has been in the mafia since god knows when and thus has been tossed into jail a buhmillion times and over.  However, he’s a complete god when it comes to breaking outta prisons – so good, it’s his favourite past time, and he’s gotten out so many times, he’s nicknamed “Lucky Dog” for his crazy good fortune.  In jail are 4 other mafia dudes with him, and he gets a letter from the boss one day and gets an impromptu promotion to boss of the gang – on the condition that he can get everyone out safe.

BL Game Review – STEAL!

Alternative Titles: スティール

Company: Spray

Release Date: 27.11.09

Official Site:http://spray.product.co.jp/product/steal/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, romance, National Treasure, dense protagonist, mystery

Plot Summary: Think Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne x National Treasure x Nijuu Mensou no Musume for this.  Ish.  Okay, not really.  *ahem* So protagonist Kobayashi Asuka enrolls into Manuspica, a sleezy school that is self proclaimed to protect all beauty and art but really, teaches its kids to run amok and steal priceless art pieces from museums and auctions just for kicks.  Whereas everybody on his team has some normal human specialty like hacking and driving,  Asuka’s one lil freak who has magical eyes of Geass truth, creatively named “True Eyes” that can be used to profile inanimate objects and tell whether they’re genuine legit or cheap replicas.  Thus begins Asuka’s days of plundering and thievery archiving all things beautiful.

Otome Game Review – Tsuki no Hikari Taiyou no Kage

Alternative Titles: 月ノ光 太陽ノ影

Company: aromarie

Release Date: 21.04.06

Official Site: http://aromarie.com/

product/moonsun/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ Otome, romance, ‘rape’, drama, semi seme heroine =P

Plot Summary: Pretty odd that there’s arranged marriage shit in modern JP no?  Well our heroine ere, Miki, has been betrothed to a Kai Akira since they were kids and surprisingly, both parties ain’t got no complaint and actually like each other.  Seems pretty straightforward cuz wot else can you, as a player do when our protagonist already has someone she loves who loves her back? Apparently shitloads.  Akira suddenly goes to England as a transfer student for a year, and during that period, they lose contact and Miki begins to question whether he really likes her or not and whether she should keep up with the marriage crap.  Honestly, with a bunch of other nice looking guys around her and Akira so far away, why not go for someone else? ;)

BL Game Review – Miracle No-ton Tadaima Zouryou Chuu!!

Alternative Titles: みらくるのーとん　ただいま増量中!!

Company: Tennenouji

Release Date:28.09.07

Official Site: http://www.tennenouji.net/product/02_noten/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, ‘romance’, SEX SEX SEX

Plot Summary:Much the same as the original game, PWP, but to a lesser extent.  This is an add on to Miracle Noton, and Akira magically warps over to the planet of horny notebooks, with 3 new characters.   Noton is now a fuckable guy cuz having 3 dudes screwing him apparently ain’t enough for our sexually depraved protagonist.  Go figure.

BL Game Review – Miracle Noton

Alternative Names: みらくるのーとん

Company: Tennenouji

Release Date:26.12.06

Official Site: http://www.tennenouji.net/product/01_noten/index.html

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, ‘romance’, PWP, sex, sex, and more sex.

Plot Summary: PWP very effectively sums this up.  How to write the summary when there ain’t even a substantial plot or anything?  *sigh* Well from the dredges of what little story there is in this game, the synopsis would go like this: Protagonist Ogata Akira finds a magical living notebook that can grant any wish he writes in it.  But there’s a catch: only horny wishes work.  So begins Akira’s days of homoerotic wish writing….

BL Game Review – Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-

Alternative Names: Lamento, ラメント ビヨンド ザ ヴォイド

Company: Nitro+Chiral

Release Date: 27.10.06

Official Site: http://www.nitrochiral.com/pc/software/lamento/index.php

Platform: PC

Genre: 18+ BL, fantasy, drama, romance, rape, kitty boys, fucking long

Plot: In Sisa, 2 diseases plague the Ribika, conveniently killing off the majority of the kitty girls, leaving only kitty boys.  The whole land in chaos, everybody resorting to cannibalism as their main source of food, Konoe wakes up one day, following his weird nightmares, to find strange tattoos wrapped around his arms, his ears and tail now black.  Konoe runs to escape the wrath of his village for being ‘unlucky’ and wtnot, and whilst searching for a means to cure himself, he meets 3 other hot kitty boys along the way.

BL Game Review – Sweet Pool

Alternative Names: スウィート プール

Company: Nitro+Chiral

Release Date: 19.12.08

Official Site:

http://www.nitrochiral.com

/pc/software/sweetpool/

Platform: PC, PSP (unofficial chinese port by otomedream)

Genre: 18+ BL, romance, angst, drama, meat monsters, guro, rape, violence, tragedy x 6

Plot Summary: To put it accurately yet crudely, our protaganist Sakiyama Youji, starts shitting meat monsters from his bum bum one day.  Shironuma, an ice bitch classmate of his begins to feel him up for no comprehensible reason, a crazy ass sempai does the same, and  Youji’s bff  Makoto turns out to be gay for our meat shitting protagonist.  So Youji’s life starts getting fucked up by those 3 nutjobs – and the fact that he’s a freak who menstruates from his ass.  Amazing, Nitro+chiral.  I give you full marks for being original and completely disgusting at the same time.