Otome Game Review – Diabolik Wifebeaters

Alternative Titles: DIABOLIK LOVERS – Haunted Dark Bridal –

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 11.10.12

Official Site: WIFEBEATING

Platform: PSP

Genre: Wifebeating Without Plot, dumb heroine, I did this for my readers

Plot  Review Summary:

YES I PROMISED I WOULD FINISH THIS.

AND NO.  I DID NOT LIKE THIS GAME AT ALL.

Otome Game Review: Wand of Fortune 2 FD ~ Kimi ni Sasageru Epilogue ~

Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2 FD～君に捧げるエピローグ～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 22.11.12

Official Site: LULU <3

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, MORE LULU <3 End to WOF

Plot Summary:

I JUST FINISHED MA FINALS and guess what I did? I went home, all ready to sleep from the horrible consecutive all nighters pulled, but for some reason, I ended up sitting down for 2 hours and typing a 9000 word…review.  This.

It seems like I am a masochist after all…Anyway this is the final wof game and it’s a shitton of fanservice of Lulu growing up, growing…down and just Lulu being super adorable <3

Otome Game Review: Shirahana no Ori ~ Hiiro no Kakera 4 ~

Alternative Titles: 白華なの檻～緋色の欠片４～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 20.09.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/shirahana/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, HNK, angsty wangsty emo shit, doombitch heroine

Plot Summary:

MOAR HIIRO NO KAKERA?  OKAY <3

This time, we’re going into the past till the Heian period I think around there.  I was kinda hoping that the game would be about the START of the Tamayori Hime (TM) shit but instead, this time, it’s not about the Tamayorihime saving the world; it’s about her bringing doomsday or some shit like that.

Otome Game Review – GENROH

Alternative Titles: 源狼 ～GENROH～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist, Saya, can see some crazy shit and can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

Otome Game Review: Toki no Kizuna ~ Sekigahara Kitan ~

Alternative Titles: 十鬼の絆～ 関ヶ原奇譚～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 19.07.12

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/toki

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, Hakuouki, Oni

Plot: The world’s inhabited by a race called the oni who are stronger than humans but otherwise are pretty much human.  The heroine is an oni who’s all for protecting her oni.  Cuz we humans are fucking pussies and must destroy and hate everything stronger than us, we hate the oni and fear them.  So, the oni hide from humans.  But the  oni get sucked into petty human affairs.

HMMM…This sounds awfully like the game I just played below.

C’mon Otomate, step up your game and come up with sth new.

Essentially, Jyuuzaengi x Hakuouki set in the Sengoku period.

Otome Game Review – Jyuuza Engi ~ Engetsu Sangokuden ~

Alternative Titles: 十三支演義 ～偃月三国伝～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 24.05.12

Official Site: NEKOMIMI

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, historical, kitty cats

Plot: nothing screams “HNNNNG  IM GOING TO BE SO MOE” quite like kitty ears, and this is exactly what this game does.  Taking The Romance of the 3 Kingdoms as it’s setting, there’s a race of kitty people called the derogatory name of “JYUUZA” who are hated and feared by humans.  Long story short, they get blackmailed into doing the dirty work of humans and this is basically a tale of how they fight for their freedom .  Yeah sounds totally lame too but hey it’s nekomimi so who gives a fuck >:3

Otome Game Review: Hiiro no Kakera Shin Tamayorihime Denshou – Piece of Future –

Alternative Titles:ヒイロノカケラ 新玉依姫伝承 ―Piece of Future―

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 23.03.12

Official Site: CLICKYCLICKY

Platform: PSP

Genre:  ADV, otome game, romance, future stuff, Tamayorihime, awesome twins

Plot: No I didn’t really want to play this since it the HnK3 FD sucked but I figured if I was going to clear out the rubbish, I might as well do it all in one go.  Same as with the HnK3 FD, the first part of this FD has Saya not ending up with anyone after the main game’s events, and the second part is a continuation of routes with the guys.

Otome Game Review: Soukoku no Kusabi – Hiiro no Kakera 3 Ashita no Tobira he

Alternative Titles:  蒼黒の楔 緋色の欠片3 明日への扉

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 31.05.12

Official Site:otomate.jp/soukoku_fd_psp

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy, FD

Plot Summary: More HnK cuz Otomate STILL isn’t done with milking the shit outta this series and i just found out that there’s gonna be a HnK FOUR lol.  This is a fd that takes place after the events of HnK3 So the routes are split into two parts: Tamaki, Ryou and Takuma graduating from HS in a universe where Tamaki doesn’t hook up with anyone after HNK3; and the other part of the route is a continuation of the routes from HNK3

Wand of Fortune 2 ~ Jikuu ni Shizumu Mokushiroku

Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2～時空に沈む黙示録

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 29.09.11

Official Site:otomate.jp/wandoffortune2

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, fantasy

Plot Summary:

The game picks off largely where it stopped in the first, with Lulu passing the exam and being a total BAU5 of all dem elements.  Now she sees things as how the ancient ones do, tripping out errday cuz of all dem pretty colours she now sees the world in lol and as usual, shit happens and the whole gang get tossed back into the past.

Otome Game Review – Musketeer le Sang Des Chevaliers

Alternative Titles: マスケティア, マスケティア le Sang Des Chevaliers

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 07.07.2011

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp

/musketeer/

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, romance, historical, fantasy

Plot Summary: AW YEAAAH been looking forward to this one xD  d’Artagnan’s jus yo cheerful happy 17 yr old girl, life’s great she’s having a bomb…and then shit happens and her dad’s murdered by fucking demons.  She’s all OMFGWTFBBQKARMABUTWATAHDO?! but instead of grieving and doing jack shit like most would, she decides to MAN THE FUCK UP and goes to CHEVALIER GAKUEN to find out jus hu the FAQ killed her papa.   AWFUCKINGYEAH.

Otome Game Review – Kanuchi Shiroki Tsubasa no Shou

Alternative Titles: カヌチ 白き翼の章

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 02.10.08

Official Site: www.otomate.jp/

kanuchi/white.html

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, fantasy

Plot Summary: Our heroine Aki’s an orphan who got picked up by a Toura jiijii and has been living happily with him for 17 years till one day, she meets all these bishies and that  turns her schizophrenic LOL.  Combine that with some blacksmithing, fantasy elements and a weirdass plot and we got our Kanuchi.  Das the gist of things anyway xD

Otome Game Review – CLOCK ZERO ~ Shuuen no Ichibyou ~

Alternative Titles: CLOCK ZERO ～終焉の一秒～

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 25.11.10

Official Site: www.otomate.jp

/clock_zero/

Platform: PS2,

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, fantasy, time travelling, RICH KIDS

Plot Summary:   Our protagonist ere is a rich bitch precocious 6th year Nadeshiko who’s been having odd dreams of being in a ruined world.  One day, her teacher decides to unceremoniously shove her and a handful of other children he deems bratty problem kids into an after school club and das when shit happens. lol summin like dat xD

Otome Game Review – Wand of Fortune ~ Mirai e no Prologue ~

Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン ~ 未来へのプロローグ ~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 25.02.10

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp/

wandoffortune_fd/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  magic, Hogwarts, romance, fandisk,  HNNNNG heroine

Plot Summary: HNNNNNNNNNG LULU <3<3  This is the fandisk to WOF game.  Essentially a sequel, it continues on from the open ending where Lulu goes with no one, becomes all elementental and then branches off into her stories of after she gets together with her manz ;)

Otome Game Review – S.Y.K ~Renshouden~

Alternative Titles: S.Y.K  ~蓮咲伝~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 11.03.11

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp

/syk_fd/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, historical, fantasy, monkey king, fandisk

Plot Summary: AAAAAAAAND we’re back for some more Monkey King Otome fun ;D  This is the fandisk to the SYK game and is basically the follow up to each character’s paths + this time, we can also check out Konzenshi (Genjou’s past self) and watch her whoring around with guys like Youzen LOL xD

Otome Game Review – Hiiro no Kakera Shin Tamayorihime Denshou

Alternative Titles: ヒイロノカケラ 新玉依姫伝承

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 01.10.09

Official Site: http://www.otomate.jp/                                                                                                                            hiironokakera/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, futuristic, moar HnK, PIGTAILS

Plot Summary: One wud think that Otomate’d be done milkin the HnK series no, wot with 3 games and a fandisk but apparently not cuz we got this lol.  Thank fuck it’s a completely different settin cuz i was gettin pretty bored with Tamaki so this time we got ourselves a Fujimori Saya  who’s happily living out her high school life.

Till shit hits the fan and the whole Tamayori bs comes for her ass xD

Otome Game Review – Wand of Fortune

Alternative Titles: ワンドオブフォーチュン

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 25.06.09

Official Site:

http://www.otomate.jp/wandoffortune/

Platform: PS2, PSP

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, magic, Hogwarts

Plot Summary:

In a way, I guess you could kinda call this the Otome game version of Harry Potter lol xD  Our heroine Lulu, goes to an Otome Hogwarts to learn magic.  Everyone there has an innate element attributed to em, be it water or fire etc but oddly enough, Lulu has no affinity for any of the elements and is basically a BIG SUCK at magic, but it’s okay cuz in order to get an element, all she’s gotta do is stick around with someone of that element and guess wot, our 6 guys all have a specific different element of their own!  Now doesn’t this make things so much easier? xD

Otome Game Review – Desert Kingdom

Alternative Titles: デザート・キングダム

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 27.05.10

Official Site:

http://www.otomate.jp/

desert_kingdom/

Platform: PS2

Genre:AVG, otome,  romance, Arabian setting, magic

Plot Summary: Kay so this time round, we got ourselves a spoilt, arrogant half pint princess as our protagonist called Aspacia.  In her world of EVUU, Gods called Majin 魔神 exist and she’s from the magic world.  She’s always thought she was a purebreed God but one day, her magical abilities start going AWOL and it turns out her dad sexed up a human bimbo so really, she’s some halfbreed mongrel lololol.  Anyway, to regain her powers, her pops tells her that she’s gonna have to hop over to the human world and start granting wishes for the guys there and so from there our story begins :D