Otome Game Review: Wand of Fortune 2 FD ~ Kimi ni Sasageru Epilogue ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 17/12/2012 by domshiki

9577a843Alternative Titles: ワンド オブ フォーチュン2 FD~君に捧げるエピローグ~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 22.11.12

Official Site: LULU <3

Platform: PSP

Genre: AVG, Otome, MORE LULU <3 End to WOF

Plot Summary:

I JUST FINISHED MA FINALS and guess what I did? I went home, all ready to sleep from the horrible consecutive all nighters pulled, but for some reason, I ended up sitting down for 2 hours and typing a 9000 word…review.  This.

It seems like I am a masochist after all…Anyway this is the final wof game and it’s a shitton of fanservice of Lulu growing up, growing…down and just Lulu being super adorable <3

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ON A BREAK SO SOLLLYYYY

Posted in Ramblings on 01/12/2012 by domshiki

demotivation.us_FUCK-THIS-SHIT-Ill-be-a-stripper_130667230646DEM.FUCKING.FINALS.ARE.HERE

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Otome Game Review: Shirahana no Ori ~ Hiiro no Kakera 4 ~

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , , on 22/10/2012 by domshiki



Alternative Titles: 
白華なの檻~緋色の欠片4~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 20.09.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/shirahana/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, HNK, angsty wangsty emo shit, doombitch heroine

Plot Summary:

MOAR HIIRO NO KAKERA?  OKAY <3

This time, we’re going into the past till the Heian period I think around there.  I was kinda hoping that the game would be about the START of the Tamayori Hime (TM) shit but instead, this time, it’s not about the Tamayorihime saving the world; it’s about her bringing doomsday or some shit like that.

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Diabolik Wifebeaters – wtf am i playing

Posted in Otome Games, Ramblings with tags , , on 18/10/2012 by domshiki

…Did he just call the heroine “BITCHCHAN”??

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Otome Game Review: Koezaru wa Akai Hana

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 14/10/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 越えざるは紅い花

Company: Operetta Due

Release Date: 07.09.12

Official Site: http://ignote.net/operetta2/benibana/

Platform: PC

Genre: PORN, hot fucking brill heroine, Arabian shit, kidnapping, sexy guys, didimentionPORN

Plot Summary: 

OMG DID SOMEONE SAY MORE PRON?

YES.  THIS IS ANOTHER PORN GAME CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH MY READERS LIKE RAEP AND 28 INCH DONGS

I’m so thoughtful I know <3

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Otome Game Review – GENROH

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , , on 28/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: 源狼 ~GENROH~

Company: Otomate

Release Date: 30.08.12

Official Site: otomate.jp/genroh/

Platform: PSP

Genre: Heian, fucking loli heroine, pedophiles everywhere!

Plot Summary: Our protagonist, Saya, can see some crazy shit and can tell at a glance, the value of something.  Her mother suddenly drops dead one day and seeing as Saya’s like totally fucked on LSD, a rich passerby dude decides to take her in and puts her into rehab.  Some months later, Saya’s clean but still trips out and has her magical eyes.  Around the same time, some rich merchant family loses their heir so they frantically run all over Japan, trying to find a loli to become the successor.  Well, whaddya know, they set their eyes on poor Saya and kidnap her.

Lol wtf ikr.  Fucking Japan and her pedophiles huahuahruhuhaurua

WARNING: SUPER LONG INCOHERENT POST WITH A BUHJILLION HISTORICAL ERRORS READ AT OWN RISK

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Otome Game Review: Dicks and Alice

Posted in Otome Games with tags , , , , on 24/09/2012 by domshiki

Alternative Titles: トリック . オア . アリス, Trick or Alice

Company: little cheese

Release Date: 04.08.12

Official Site: http://little-cheese.jp/alice/

Platform: PC

Genre: Alice in Wonderland Rape, hiyo

Plot Summary: YES IT’S WHAT ALL YOU PERVERTS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! LETS ALL WATCH ALICE GET RAPED!!

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